They’re Daffodils. Did You Know You Can Make Tea From Them?

They’re daffodils. Did you know you can make tea from them?

OF COURSE I KNEW THAT. I AM A TEA ENTHUSIAST. I JUST CANT REACH THE KETTLE.

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He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.


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You should give him a pet fish or something! Like a clownfish or an axolotl or a salamander or a frog or something like that

!!! I see you! You're not slick! He's scared shitless of axolotls!!..also, we have Plenty of pets

He's scared of the cat, scared of the malamute Shepard, sort of chill with the Saint Shepard, hates the forest puppy (she licks him too much) and barely likes the chow Shepard ...not a great idea


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Call with girlfriend ended random and she's already asleep I'm so lonely I'm so boohoo

A pet bill would be awesome, you just have to keep up the restrictions and make sure nothing bad happens(he has a bit of a god complex) but other than that it should just be like having a tiny human around except he doesn’t understand humans that much… he might just stay as a lil triangle man as a better discription

He hasn't tried anything bad tbh!! Other than trying to murder my Axolotl plushie. Poor baby. And my Axolotl squishy. And put my Axolotl slime in the garbage disposal.

...man, he really doesn't like axolotls.


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I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this before, but have you ever played chess with him?

I haven't, but he seems like a fun fella to play with! Can't for the life of me find the chessboard I'm increasingly convinced I never had, though. Maybe Jenga...


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The music taste anon def lmao I can see it too !!!

DISTASTEFUL MUSIC SHARING DOES NOT EQUAL CRUSH.


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GEUSS MY NAME WILL END AT 5:30.

The hint is: A shade of blue

Whether or not you geuss it correctly will affect the plot!

Geuss in comments or asks.

Don't spam geuss! Don't Google a ton! Don't spoil the fun!


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Reblogging because this is important character development my guys

(Dialouge)

IVE GOT A COUPLE GUESSES.

Shoot, nothing is stopping you.

CYAN? TURQUOISE? AFINA? SKY?

None of those. Getting close, though.

AZRAQ? CELESTE?

I didn't know Celeste was a shade of blue.

MORON... AOKI? AZURE?

Ah! Bingo!

AZURE? REALLY?

Yep! The prettiest shade my eyes can be.

CAN BE?

Slate eyes, they change. Blue, green, gray.

OH. THATS A THING?

Yeah. It's the way the light hits them, I think.

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL.

Hah! Even if my physical form wasn't weird, I'm still mentally weird.

OBVIOUSLY.

Hey, we're both weird. Weirdos gotta stick together.

YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER.

..YOUD FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.

Oh?

OUTCASTS.

Hm. Normally I'd be insulted, but it's true.

TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Does that mean you're an outcast?

[He didn't answer.]

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

Outcast fist bump?

[Azure held out her fist. Bill looked at it for a moment before fist-bumping it.]

SURE.

Love how your basically stealing the other accounts idea lmfao very bold

(Love how you ignored the fact that I give credit every drawing and on the pinned post, plus the fact that the creator said they love seeing irl Bill posts...if you don't like it, go look at their blog instead!)

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