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sure pal..

anyways!! Question for the human: opinions on bill as of currently?

Every post that makes fun of him, he walks up to me and goes "wow! Look at what they just said to me! Can you believe it! The audacity!"

Minus the posts about murdering me. He keeps trying to hide the phone around those posts.

I'm honestly not sure. He treats me like a gossip buddy kinda. But with added murderous intent. Oh well.

You should force the equilateral freeloader to listen to the song “The world is small forever always”! I’m sure he’ll love it!! Also, unrelated, but maybe put in earplugs before playing the song, for your sanity’s sake

HE CHASED ME INTO THE BATHROOM...I rolled the everloving shit out of my ankle running and I'm blaming it all on you 💔💔💔

Prebby please feel free to comment on new lore drops and theories for how the story is gonna go and symbolism teehee

Hey dorito man, do you have a favorite tv show? Have you even ever watched tv before? You would probably like nerd shows like mythbusters or bill nye or theoretical math videos about portals maybe even cat videos.

EW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I PREFER FAMILY COMEDY. KRAPOPOLIS. THE GREAT NORTH. YOU GET THE PICTURE.

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

Death of the bachelor is peak who did you get it from or is bill just a fan

AZURE SHOWED IT TO ME.

Goldie fanart for @ckret2 's fic...first Bill art post teehee

TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.