No, But, If You Want To Get Secrets, Humans Tend To Have Stuff In Drawers And Attics N Shit. Snoop Around

no, but, if you want to get secrets, humans tend to have stuff in drawers and attics n shit. Snoop around enough and you might be able to find some stuff. Just make sure azure is preoccupied for a while first.

UGH. SHE HAS NEITHER!!! THE ONLY DRAWERS SHE HAS IS JUST FULL OF CLOTHES AND THERES NO ATTIC *OR* BASEMENT. THIS PLACE SUCKS. IVE ALREADY ROOTED THROUGH HER PAPER BUCKETS TOO.

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Hey azure, it doesn’t seem like many people have been asking you questions (no clue if they are still for just bill or if your still on break, either are exceptable and understandable. Answer this anytime if at all, no rush) but how are you? How have things been for you with all this triangle stuff happening and all? Seems pretty entertaining and very mentally draining.

Surprisingly I've been holding up well! He keeps himself occupied for the most part and knows when to leave me alone. It's kinda nice having company that can actually understand you. Still kinda worried something bad is gonna happen soon though.


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oh btw!! Since you seem to be in this for the long haul, maybe keep him away from any lighters, and make sure there aren’t any 3D movie glasses or Venetian blinds in your house. And he absolutely HATES tv static, so.. yea.

We don't have cable, so it's never static...no 3d movie glasses, and we don't have any windows except skylights. I heard he likes having the ability to see the sky, so. Geuss I really got the perfect house for him? Gonna have to hide the lighters, though...


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GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

WHO EVEN NEEDS DUMB SALAMANDERS LIKE THEM.


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u should steal the triangles top hat lol

I'll do that later...I pranked him enough for today lmfao


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i suppose i'll ask bill again since you two seem to be getting more comfortable with each other-

How long do you plan on staying? Like, what's your deal? Is The Axolotl going to come knocking at their door or something?

What happened?

UUGGHH. FINE, I'LL ANSWER. JUST BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED TO BOTHER INSULTING YOU. LONG STORY SHORT, I DONT HAVE TO STAY HERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE I WANT IF I DONT WREAK HAVOC. THIS PLACE IS JUST EASIER TO HIDE OUT IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON ME. THEY SAID THEY'D CHECK UP ON MY PROGRESS, AND LOOKY HERE. HASNT SHOWN UP ONCE. TYPICAL SALAMANDER LIES.

YOU'RE GETTING NO FURTHER EXPLANATION.


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Fine!! See how you do without me then. I bet you won’t even get her middle name down before you come back begging for help, Cipher.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!!! PROBABLY!!! FUCK YOU!!!


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the best way to probably keep him calm is just what your doing, just be a human and it should work. just don't do anything malicious towards him is all, might slip into your brain or something if you do, or start a fire

No fires and no malicious things. Winter is going to be hard.

I wonder if he'll still be here in the winter, long ways away. That'd suck.


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i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.


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azure is such a pretty name, reminds me of the owl house tbh. lovely

Really?? I think I came up with it with BOTW in mind teehee thankee


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