The Best Way To Probably Keep Him Calm Is Just What Your Doing, Just Be A Human And It Should Work. Just

Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.

Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!

BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.

Qu'as-tu contre les Français?

LES FRANÇAIS A PRIS MON NOEUD PAPILLON UNE FOIS.

I rolled my ankle on my dogs bone...I stepped on it and rolled it between and then side and down and OUCH OUCH OWIE AUUUUGHHHH (on the floor) okay okay it's okay (stands up) OW FUCK (lays down on the couch) okay this is fine

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

Wakes wakes here’s a snakey!

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m' gonna throttle you 😿😿😿 queer 😿😿

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

im beginning to think you don't understand human jokes... can't figure out why tho

??WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!! I UNDERSTAND HUMAN JOKES PLENTY! GIVE ME ONE INSTANCE!!

Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

you have access to their phone; if you want secrets, why not just look through their apps/browsing history?

I TRIED. THERE ISNT EVEN ANYTHING INTERESTING. THE ONLY DIARY APP THING I FOUND HAS A DAMN PIN.