For Bill:do You Have Any Skills Other Than Being Insufferable?

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

What gender do you both identify as? (You don’t have to answer btw, only if your comfortable :D)

Generfluid! Yippee!

MY GENDER IS THE VOID. GET LOST IN IT.

Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)

EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.

Anything interesting happen? Or has bill finally simmered down? (For Azure btw)

He's been causing some chaos for the pets, but that's about it. He hasn't been talking to me unless he needs something he can't get on his own. I think he's ignoring me, not sure why though!

I FEEL STABBY. STAB. STAB. STAB. DIE. DIE. DIE. EVERYTHING. DIE. WE'LL FIND YOU. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE.

To the equilateral freeloader who shall not be named: what the hell happened!! I thought you were in therapy? Did you escape? Is this a punishment? Also, check the mailbox, or ask the human to do it, I bought you some new Velcro shoes for fun lol

IM WHEREVER I WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. THERE ARE SECRETS YOUR PUNY MORTAL BRAIN CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND FAR BEYOND MYSELF AND THE DUMB PINK GUY IN THE SKY. I WILL BRING ETERNAL SUFFERING TO YOUR PLANE OF REALITY. WATCH YOURSELF.

those are probably his family, he draws them a lot. its like his thing ever since his last interaction with the axolotl

I'm not sure what the axolotl is, but I'm assuming he's scared of it considering he won't go NEAR my axolotl squishmallow.

It's weird though, cuz the colors of them alternated. I wonder if Bill can change colors too.

GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT