I Can’t Call Any Of My Boy Classmates A Son Of A B**** Because I’ve Met Their Mothers. Why Do All

I drawing an elf. Don’t know if it’ll be Holly yet, though.

My top 3 most common phrases as the oldest of 3 with 2 kid brothers and 3 puppies:

“Put the poor dog down!”

“These are my shoes. They go on my feet, not in your mouth.”

“DUDE WTF”

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

I encourage it actually

Artemis, foaly, and a younger Holly.

Guys

I have made a new term: AF af

Artemis Fowl as fuck

not sure what to do with it, but yea.

Looking for shipping blogs to follow - no Antis

Hey guys, I’m looking for more blogs to follow, but I’m having trouble finding blogs that only do pro-ships and are respectful/neutral of other ships even if they’re anti. Can you please leave a note or reblog if you are pro any of the following and don’t post antis? Thanks!

Zutara - Zuko/Katara

Reylo - Rey/Kylo Ren

Dramione - Draco/Hermione

Hartemis - Artemis Fowl/Holly Short

Lotura - Lotor/Allura (Voltron)

Louigan - Louise Belcher/Logan Barry Bush (as age appropriate of course)

Whouffaldi/Souffe - Clara Oswald/The Doctor, Clara/Twelve, Clara/Eleven

Robrae - Robin/Raven (Teen Titans)

Erza/Jellal - Fairy Tail

Jisbon - Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon (The Mentalist)

Dana Scully/Fox Mulder - X-Files

Tiva - Tony/Ziva (NCIS)

Jeff Winger/Annie Edison (Community)

SwanQueen - Emma/Regina

Johnlock - Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Seddie - Sam/Freddie (iCarly)

Thanks!

“cheers” by blackbear is my entire 2020-2021 mood.

@permian-teashop

ty for ur likes and reblogs! 🥺

Houses as Drinks: Almost-Desserts

Gryffindor: Slushy with WAY too much flavoring 

Slytherin: Root beer float

Ravenclaw: Shirley temple

Hufflepuff: Vanilla milkshake with all the toppings