Gee I Sure Hope Nothing Bad Happens To Her

if i had a nickel for every time mike wheeler and the only canon bisexual character in the show paralleled each other, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

and the way they both say "sorry" after rambling and neither robin nor will really mind being there to listen like. come on 😭

“jackie taylor and shauna shipman were in love” i say into the microphone. the audience responds with a chorus of boos.

i see someone in the front row pull a tomato out to throw.

“wait!” says a voice from the back.

“she’s right!” the voice calls, silencing the jeering crowd. i look over through the haze- It’s Melanie Lynskey.

Nat’s commitment to the grunge aesthetic is next level because she just cannibalized her teammate last night and is now hiking for miles to hide the scraps of left of the body and girlie still makes sure to rock a lil smokey black eyeliner for the occasion

*posts this and runs

"My fav has a huge ass!-" My fav is flat as fuck. My fav has nothing back there. My fav is fucking concave. You smack his ass, your hand shatters, and he laughs at your misery.

#mood

“i want to go to new york with you, and i want to buy you a fucking soft pretzel, and i want to take you on a fucking horse and carriage ride through central park”; taivan's first trip to new york aesthetic

mari is so funny i hope she never gets a backstory or emotional depth. she’s in the woods to cook stew and be a hater. and they’re all out of stew