Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
everyday i think about how john smith was pocahontas’ love interest in the disney film when she actually married john rolfe. like why? i’m so confused abt it till this day
give us some flavor, cause ain’t no way i’m letting some of this shit yall write slide.
We need mean!reader, angry!reader, misunderstood!reader, creepy!reader, gross!reader, toxic!reader, nonforgiving!reader, selfish!reader, narcissistic!reader, dark!reader, FEDUP!reader. That bitch is way too nice, passive, and sensible. ✋🏾😂
Sad Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine in Bullet Train, Sergei Kravinoff in Kraven The Hunter, Count Vronsky in Anna Karenina, Friedrich Harding in Nosferatu and Dave Lizewski in Kick-Ass + Lana del Rey
i need judd birch to get popular because i need fics for him because i’ve read them all on here and i’m so obsessed i downloaded wattpad just to read fics
real shit
Why 'x-reader' fics think I can't fight?
The girls in these fics be putting they hands on me, saying wildly disrespectful shit
'She calls you ugly' And I told her she could kiss my ass right?
'She shoved you.' Okay so we fighting?
'You feel tears well in your eyes'
Huh??? I did what now? Absolutely not. Unrealistic on the grounds that I am simply not the one.
Wheres the fic where I swing on her and win? Wheres the fic where Hobie gotta hold me back
what am i thinking about? oh just rafe cameron x reader to "super rich kids" by frank ocean, that's all. ᡣ𐭩
the BEST fics on tumblr be the unfinished ones OH MY GOD BRUH😞
or the ones that say “ongoing” and it’s been like five years💔
Yall ever seen a man so fine you like genuinely start tweaking out. Like you tweak out so bad to where you just
we don’t have enough twilight anyone x reader fics. except for jasper, like i love him but where’s the flavor? where’s the variety? step up your game twilight fandom. your girl is hungry.
me
for my own well being i have decided im not in love w her anymore