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Can you imagine what gen z lord of the flies would have been like?

Like seriously though I cant imagine that being anything but fucking hilarious.

"No grown ups!" Ralph yelled excitedly.

"Dude how shitty were your parent?" Piggy replied.

*Ralph tells everyone about Piggy being called well, Piggy*

"Ralph why did you do that?"

"Better Piggy than Fatty."

"What the fuck dude both of those are shit names."

"I should be cheif!" Jack said with a simple arrogance. "I'm lead chorister and head boy, I can ing C sharp!"

"How the fuck is that relevant?" Ralph asked shooting him a confused look.

Simon stroked Ralph's arm shyly.

"Yo dude that's gay as fuck." Jack said jokingly.

Simon laughed and then shot finger guns at him. "Hella."

Ralph repeated Simon's actions aswell.

Simon held the conch and spoke quietly.

"What if there isnt a beast? What if... what if its only-"

"-JOHN SCENA!!!DODODODODO" Maurice interrupted.

"This is my hermit crab. He's the fastest so I named him Naruto." Maurice said holding up a small crab in the palm of his hands.

"Where were you! Simon has been the only one helping me with the shelters!" Ralph said angrily.

"We needed meat!" Jack replied.

"Will you two stop yelling about vore for five minutes and help me!?" Simon asked, irritatedly.

"My name is Roger, I wish I were dead. My happiness only comes from the pain of others. No one understands me."

"Okay edgelord, how about you get your head out of 2006 and help out." Ralph said, not batting an eye.

If I think of more ima reblof this post with it

heal

the smaller, stranger batman

i don’t ever post abt bnha, but a large part of it for me is how much of a gray area Horikoshi is making the politics of his universe. Bakugou wasn’t just a bully, he was a bully with preconceived notions that society was feeding him from an impressionable age because he was “better,” and “more powerful” than other kids. He, arguably, came from a place of privilege from his genetic makeup. Now, I don’t quite ship them (bc i haven’t been caught up in manga mostly,) but i think their character development is pretty beautiful because Bakugou’s (for the most part) character development is all about unlearning his prejudices and emotionally developing (whether that’s romantic or platonic) an attachment to midoriya-the one they’d had as kids before quirks came into play. Midoriya, I think, understands this, but still believes that they are not equals. His character development comes in the way of being more confident in himself and realizing that, especially with OFA, he is not beneath Bakugou, and he never should’ve thought he was. It’s not as black and white as bullying, because BNHA isn’t some utopian society-in my opinion, Horikoshi designed the society to parallel the extremes of government when that government is in control of immense power (ex. heroes brought up in hero society, villains going down the path of “evil” because they weren’t born of privilege, stuff like that)

why do people ship bakudeku?

like i would understand if bakugou hadn't literally bullied midoriya for the shittiest reason ever

i find it almost impossible that bakugou would catch feelings for midoriya after everything he did.

sure bakugou !spoilers for the manga! apologized to midoriya, but that doesnt mean he has feelings for him

another thing is, why would a victim of bullying/abuse fall in love w the bullier/abuser? like huh? how does that make sense

i dont ship kiribaku or tododeku but i respect those ships more than bakudeku because at least they have good reasons to be a ship.

i dont hate bkdk shippers, i just dislike the ship.

if you disagree about my opinion on this, that's ok. i just wanted to get this off my shoulders.

(to anyone who saw this before i edited it, i realized my mistake. sorry for tagging bakudeku in a post talking about how bakudeku is "confusing " to me. i shouldnt have censored it, and i am seriously deep down to the bottom of my heart, brain, and soul, feeling the most regret i have ever felt. i shouldve thought before tagging the ship, and shouldve thought abt the shoko and shoya situation.)

software engineer boyloser husband and bioweapon scientist girlboss wife

I desperately want a goth gf and I think it’s getting to the point of being worrisome

Gege weak as hell bc he should’ve acknowledged the widely more attainable and complex route (making gojo a lesbian)

*jingles my little jester shoes*

*firebombs your dashboard*

Am I a vampire or do I just have an eating disorder? You’ll never know