Girlfailure Satoru

Margaret Atwood: femininity is a performance art course you will never graduate from and man is your audience

me: holy shit

the small but growing Mitski on my shoulder: femininity might be a performance art we will never be free of, but because you are aware of this, sometimes you will seek to perform only for yourself and no one else, and by that, we are starting to break free

me, sobbing: thank you, Mitski of my consciousness

Welcome to the family, son

Tears to Shed will absolutely forever be my favorite musicale score

day 212 | *cue laugh track* [id in alt]

emperor's time

Can you imagine what gen z lord of the flies would have been like?

Like seriously though I cant imagine that being anything but fucking hilarious.

"No grown ups!" Ralph yelled excitedly.

"Dude how shitty were your parent?" Piggy replied.

*Ralph tells everyone about Piggy being called well, Piggy*

"Ralph why did you do that?"

"Better Piggy than Fatty."

"What the fuck dude both of those are shit names."

"I should be cheif!" Jack said with a simple arrogance. "I'm lead chorister and head boy, I can ing C sharp!"

"How the fuck is that relevant?" Ralph asked shooting him a confused look.

Simon stroked Ralph's arm shyly.

"Yo dude that's gay as fuck." Jack said jokingly.

Simon laughed and then shot finger guns at him. "Hella."

Ralph repeated Simon's actions aswell.

Simon held the conch and spoke quietly.

"What if there isnt a beast? What if... what if its only-"

"-JOHN SCENA!!!DODODODODO" Maurice interrupted.

"This is my hermit crab. He's the fastest so I named him Naruto." Maurice said holding up a small crab in the palm of his hands.

"Where were you! Simon has been the only one helping me with the shelters!" Ralph said angrily.

"We needed meat!" Jack replied.

"Will you two stop yelling about vore for five minutes and help me!?" Simon asked, irritatedly.

"My name is Roger, I wish I were dead. My happiness only comes from the pain of others. No one understands me."

"Okay edgelord, how about you get your head out of 2006 and help out." Ralph said, not batting an eye.

If I think of more ima reblof this post with it

just recently learned that we give Israel enough in foreign aid to cover the cost of universal healthcare in their entire country but we don’t even have it here. much to think about

I think that Tim should be in cross country and like to run marathons. Why? Idk it just fits him

He looked at normal track and thought it was too boring so like a psychopath, he chose to run for longer.

Imagine if there was some criminal and they were running away.

Nightwing: Red Robin

*he's a runner he's a track star*

Even with pounds of heavy equipment, he's out running all of them with pure stamina. You think you got rid of him? Nah, you look behind and see that guy behind you, he will win with pure patience, he is inevitable.

All the criminals are scared out of their wits bc of him, Tim does not give up, it is not in his nature

The ONLY way to drink tea is like Miss Kersh in the 1990 It miniseries