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Patriotism for the Homeland

I feel like Soap and Oswald would be besties bc of their patriotism to their homeland.

On base it would just be them randomly clowning on British/American soldiers(Mostly Ghost and Graves)in dumb shades.

Typical interaction between Graves and Oswald:

Graves: *Plates mashed potatoes instead of rice*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Walks into the teams Barracks with shoes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: Oh man, I would like to have me a Pokee bowl and Masoobi

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Takes pictures of literally everything*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *breathes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves:

American Snacks

Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz: *Trying a Hershey bar*

Gaz: *Spits it out* This tastes like vomit!

Alex and Oswald: Vomit?!

Ghost: *Shrugs* it tastes like cheap chocolate

Oswald: Cheap?!

Price: *Swooshing his mouth with tea to rid the taste* I agree. This is probably the worst chocolate I have ever put in my mouth

Soap: *Eats the rest of the bar* I donnae what ye all mean. Chocolates, chocolate

Oswald: *Looks at soap* Thank you! You all are so dramatic, I swear

Alex: Alright, alright. Lets move on...how about root beer float? *pours a glass over icecream*

Ghost: No wonder Americans are fat...

Gaz: *Takes a bite* Mouthwash?!

Price: You feeding us mouthwash, Alex?

Oswald: It may taste like mouthwash, but its frickin delicious mouthwash-as long as its with icecream

Soap: Bonnie...If I wanted to brush my teeth I would've done it, not let the dessert do it

Alex: ...

Ghost: Soaps right. Its like if a dentist became a chef

Oswald: I hate you all

Alex: *Sighing to himself* Maybe we should've picked different snack choices...

Love Idia, love Ortho, but I remember how whenever I'd talk/think about them I'd always wonder what'll happen if I dumped a bucket of water on them. Like it was so random, but the urge was too much. Would they just go bald? I didn't know. I mean Hades went bald after Pegasus blew out his hair so I assumed the same for the Shroud brothers ┐(´∀｀)┌

Mana: *Sulking* This job is the reason I'm single...I just can't take it anymore, can someone just take me out?

Oswald: *Grabs a bat* With pleasure

Gaz: *Lowers the bat* Thats not what he meant-

Soap: *Sneezes*

Oswald: *On coms, flying past Soap in a F15* Bless you

Soap: *Yelling back towards Oz* Thanks Bonnie!

Later:

Oswald: *Sneezes*

Soap: *Rolls past Oz in a tank* Bless you!

Oswald: Why, tank you

For the Homeland

Price: Where's Soap and Oz?

Gaz: Out with the new recruits

Price and Gaz hearing distant shouts and loud marching in the background:

Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* They're doing it again, aren't they...

Gaz: *Sighs* Yeah...

Soap: *Wearing sunglasses with a large Scotland flag caped to his back while leading half the recruits* For Scotland!

SAS recruits: Aye! Freedom!

Oswald: *Also wearing sunglasses with a large Hawaiian flag caped to her back, leading the other half*

For da Kanaka's!

SAS recruits: 'Ae! Freedom!

Ghost: *Walks into Price's office* They're doing it again?

Price: *Sighs* Its gonna be a long week...

Also based on this doodle I did a while back:

Sketch of Sunako and Taejin for @itsastronxmy

Sorry if it took a while ;=v=)

Hope you like it though

Price: My teams great. We have our laughs, we protect each other with our lives. Theres a mutual trust between all of us.

Soap screaming in the background: WHICH ONE OF YE BASTARDS PUT YE FILTHY HANDS ON MY LUNCH?!

Gaz: IT WASNT ME THIS TIME I SWEAR!

Ghost: OH, SO IT WASN'T YOU THE LAST TIME MY TEA WAS SPIKED?

Soap, Gaz and Ghost screaming and tearing each other apart outside Price's office:

Price sipping his tea: This team will kill me faster than any bullet.

Physicals Part.2

Oswald: Alright! Last week, some of you landed in the infirmary, and a few- *counts recruits* -are still bedridden

Gaz: *Places a hand on Oswalds shoulder* Maybe we should take it easy today?

A few SAS recruits: *Nods enthusiastically*

Oswald: *Thinks for a bit* hmmm...alright...

Gaz: *Breaths out a sigh of relief* Sweet bloody relief...

Oswald: But, we'll be going extra hard on the usual upper body exercises to make up for it. Gaz, make sure to triple the amount of sets for today

SAS recruit: *Speaks up nervously* Pardon Capt, but maybe we should just take it easy for both? By next week, we'll be down to 1/4th the original recruits and some of us are still recovering from last weeks physical

Oswald: *Sighs* Alright. You make a good point

Gaz: *Gives a thumbs up of acknowledgement*

SAS recruit: *Smiles and nods back*

Gaz: Looks like its an easy day today, huh Oz?

Oswald: Oh? Of course. I mean, how else would they be well rested for next weeks 8 mile run? *smiles and walks off towards the recruits*

Gaz: ...

Gaz: I'm glad Ghost is taking the physical with her next week