For the Homeland
Price: Where's Soap and Oz?
Gaz: Out with the new recruits
Price and Gaz hearing distant shouts and loud marching in the background:
Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* They're doing it again, aren't they...
Gaz: *Sighs* Yeah...
Soap: *Wearing sunglasses with a large Scotland flag caped to his back while leading half the recruits* For Scotland!
SAS recruits: Aye! Freedom!
Oswald: *Also wearing sunglasses with a large Hawaiian flag caped to her back, leading the other half*
For da Kanaka's!
SAS recruits: 'Ae! Freedom!
Ghost: *Walks into Price's office* They're doing it again?
Price: *Sighs* Its gonna be a long week...
Also based on this doodle I did a while back:
@the-whispers-of-death
Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...
(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)
Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts
A trip to Hawai'i P.7
[Hawaiian Reggae]
Oswald: *At the wheel, stuck in traffic* looks like we'll be stuck here for a while
Gaz: *Groans* Again? This is the 3rd time today we've been stuck in bloody traffic
Oswald: Get used to it. Hawai'i is full of it
Soap: Turn on the radio, Bonnie. I need something to keep my brain stimulated or it'll die in boredom
Oswald: Alright, alright *Turns radio to 98.5*
*Station starts playing "Ehu Girl" by Kolohei Kai*
Oswald: Oh! This is a good one
Soap: Well this is definitely different from ye typical widespread songs
Oswald: *Gasps* You've never listened to Reggae???
Gaz: *Shakes head in disappointment* You're definitely missing out Soap. I don't listen to much Reggae, but it's still a good refresher from the usual day to day genres
Oswald: tsk tsk...Guess I'll just have to play more Hawaiian Reggae around you, Soap
Btw, here's some good Hawaiian Reggae recommendations bc why not?
• Ehu Girl- Kolohei Kai
• Cool down- Kolohei Kai
• This is the life- Kolohei Kai
• Heartstrings- Kolohei Kai
• Round and Around- Kolohei Kai
• Wade in your Water- Common Kings
• Lost in Paradise- Common Kings
• Take Her- Common Kings
• Mary Wanna- Common Kings
• No Other Love- Common Kings
• Waiting on the Rain- J Boog
• Police and Theives- J Boog
• Lets do it again- J Boog
• Every Little Thing- J Boog
• Higher than the Clouds- Anuhea
• Make me Say- Kimié
• More than a Fire- O-Shen
Oswald: Here, a nice hot cup of tea as a peace offering
Ghost: It's cold
Oswald: Nice cup of tea
Ghost: It's shite
Oswald: Cup of tea
Ghost: I don't even think it's tea
Oswald: Cup
Beans on Carbs
Ghost and Gaz in the kitchen eating beans on toast:
Oswald walking in grabbing an empty bowl: Oh hey
Gaz mentally preparing himself for the classic American banter: Hey Oz-
Oswald: Yo can you pass me the can?
Ghost: Okay?
Oswald: *proceeds to dump the whole can of pork n beans in her rice*
Gaz: WTF-
Ghost: Beans on rice?
Oswald: I grew up poor in Oahu, so let me enjoy my food in peace
Gaz: But rice?
Oswald: Its a local comfort food. Plus, both are just beans on carbs anyways
Ghost: She has a point
Soap walking in: You're all disgusting
The shortest
Oswald: *Struggling to reach her water bottle on the top shelf*
Ghost: You need help?
Oswald: Please-
Soap: *Barges through the door* DON'T YE DARE HELP HER!
Ghost: What did she do?
Soap: *Laughing* Nothing. I just love to see her struggle
Oswald: *Reaches her water bottle and chucks it at Soap*
Soap: *Falls* OOF-
Ghost: Karma
A visit to the UK
Gaz: Now, please try to speak normally and not try to do a "british accent"
Oswald: You go'i'mate
Mana: Woh bri'ish accent?
Gaz: That...that accent
Soap: Oh Pish Posh
Gaz: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM SOAP
Lucky Rabbit
Captain Willow "Oswald" Pelekai
Haole
Oz's typical greeting to Graves:
Oswald: Eh, haole!
Graves: Oh uh...haole to you too?
Oswald: *Under her breath* He's so haole, he don't even know he haole
Pidgin Bible
Soap: I hear ye a Christian
Oswald: Yep, I even have myself a portable bible
Soap: Oh? Well lets hear it lass
Oswald: Ahem. *pulls out pidgin bible*
Oswald: Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.
Soap: I THOUGHT YE SAID YE HAD A BIBLE!
Oswald: THIS IS A BIBLE!
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3
Ahhhh! Thank yooou! 🥺🥺🥺
Just typical CoD stuff. Usually Oc's and HC's. I need something to do as I fight my way through my terrible sleep schedule
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