Okay But This Just Made Me Cry A Little WHY IS THIS SO TRUE IT’S AWESOME!!!

I’M SO PROUD OF THIS! Though I still don’t know how the fuck autocaptions work

Every time one of my irls who knows i’m objectum asks “can i be objectum for a-“ im like YES!

YOU CAN BE OBJ FOR ANYTHING! That computer? Yes! That building? Yes! That song? YES !!!

And being obj is so fun too!! Like yes this computer is my boyfriend! Yes i have a rivalry with that building! Yes i kiss my disc drive every time i burn a DVD!

Being objectum is so freeing and so fun. Like i find so much joy and intimacy in everyday activities when it’s with the objects i love. <3

As a lactose intolerant who also hates having to watch my diet but doesn’t actually start their pants when they eat dairy products I wholeheartedly agree with Broomer. 

HEARING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR ESPECIALLY WITH TOASTER, LAMPY AND RADIO

Ok here are my hear me outs from brave little toaster

Shit’s all nice and funky until Bill Cipher suddenly shows up on your feed

You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…

“Are you like, gonna leave me?”

~Uzi Doorman, Murder Drones episode 4: “Cabin Fever”

short & impactful

"Stay."

"Just go."

"I hate you."

"Because I love you."

"Don't leave me."

"Leave me alone."

"I need space."

"Don't go."

"Talk to me."

"I want only you."

"You need to move on."

"Please, speak to me."

"This will end now."

"I want to forget you."

"Hate me."

"Why?"

"Lie to me."

"I can't do this."

"Tell me."

"I'm just afraid."

"Please, leave."

"You can't leave me."

"I need you."

"Don't do this."

"Just stop."

"It's over."

"Tell me the truth."

"I can't lose you."

"We're done."

"Please."

Send this to your best friend🥺 also this is free to use just gimme credit ig shsjsgsh 

Also istg this song makes me feel so many emotions at once help-

I did some VA’ing! Yes it says part 1 because I made a part 2 too! How did I do?

Another hilarious review lmaoooo

I’M FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER AT THESE POSTS😭😭😭

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince