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please watch psych

Anyone ever just go full Gomez Addams on their cat

Sonic the hedhy9f

Looks at that face. He don't give a fuck.

Heyoo!! The last item for my pop-up shop is going to be an anthology artbook with all of my college au content!

[Shop Link]

There will be a whopping 52 full color pages of fic, art, notes, and comics! I'm reformatting and recoloring almost everything so it will print beautifully in 8x10, and hopefully be more legible than my tumblr post ranting lmao

Shop will open on Saturday Feb 8th and close March 1st!!

Let's watch the water ripple and the sunset

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

i made a whump wheel

want to beat up a character but don't know how you wanna do it? same here, friend. behold, the whump wheel! it currently has 60 different prompts/tropes on it and is ready for use! 🎉 i...love this thing. it is wonderful for writing exercises. (if you wanna know what's on it before using it, take a peak at the screenshot below)

Update: The second can was not easier, it was worse

I used a knife this time. Now, it really is a crime scene.

When you're just trying to make dinner, but life hates you for some reason, and you have to pry open a can of Manwhich with your BARE HANDS

Useless can opener. Petition to make all cans pull tabs. I swear it looks like a crime scene.