I Am Zerophantomphan. Lady Of Death This Is A God-damned Summoning. Bringer Of Death In The Afternoon.

Where do some people get the courage to start relationships and form human binds, like

I can't even walk through a room full of people to get a plate of food.

i made a whump wheel

want to beat up a character but don't know how you wanna do it? same here, friend. behold, the whump wheel! it currently has 60 different prompts/tropes on it and is ready for use! 🎉 i...love this thing. it is wonderful for writing exercises. (if you wanna know what's on it before using it, take a peak at the screenshot below)

I need everyone to know this exists because OH MY GOD I am laughing so hard

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

The people who read my fanfiction bring a "will to live" vibe to my party.

The Nasty Burger explosion in real life.

anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

So I just started really getting into Castlevania and for anyone who hasn't seen it yet you might encounter some spoilers but season3 episode 9 is the weirdest turn in anime I have ever seen.

It just came out of nowhere.

Looks at that face. He don't give a fuck.