Wait Till I Kiss Him.

Mori.

they zmooch

A good morning kiss

Poe: How the hell did you crash the car?! Ranpo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Ranpo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Poe: ... Dazai, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

im gonna put my handz on you btw

iz that my huzband ive found

Is that MY husband I found 😍

why iz atzuzhi abzolutely gorgeouz....

I offer some doodles

Ozamu Dazai; the original ZZKK zhipper.🎀

Dazai: You're an attractive man.

Atsushi: Who? Uh, me?

Dazai: You and Akutagawa spend a lot of time together, don't you?

Atsushi: We do, yes. Uh, but we're just temporary partners. I mean, we're not, you know ...

Dazai: He's an attractive guy, nice bone structure, hypnotic eyes, etc.

Atsushi: I guess so?

Dazai: Have you noticed how uptight he's been lately?

Atsushi: Uh, l-like I said, we're partners, so ...

Dazai: Partners should help each other out, relieve some of that stress. Maybe extend that partner relationship.

Atsushi: Extend? Um ... I-I don't ...

Dazai: You're two attractive people. Any thoughts on how to alleviate that stress?

Atsushi: We could ... we could go for more walks?

Dazai: Walks are good. Walks are nice. I was thinking, since you're already partners, you could extend that relationship ... become the other kind of partners.

Atsushi: Are you ... are ...

Dazai: I am.

Atsushi: Y ... Dazai-san ...

Dazai: Everybody wins.

Atsushi: Th-this is sexual harassment. You know that, right?

Dazai: I think of it as sexual encouragement.

Atsushi: [runs away]

Dazai: Think about it, Atsushi. Take one for the team.

🏳️‍⚧️

piratez... nghh

happy new year

throws them at you

Veil Chuuya

Their hybrid babies<3