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Hey. So I just got an ask on this account full of human and animal gore. I checked the persons account and they're tagging the gore with murder drones tags. I already reported sbd blocked them. But this is a warning to my moots and followers.
Tumblr did censor the ask in my inbox. But still be wary.
Solver Uzi
I’ve got a couple headcannons not really BIG ones just small little details. The first one is that Uzi’s Tail has a mind of it’s own expressing what Uzi feels even when doesn’t show it, and in this it’s trying to stop the absolute solver from causing harm, but failing this thought comes from episode 6 when Uzi’s biting N’s hair/hat caused because, Tessa was petting his hair, so that’s the first one the second one is when Uzi turns to her solver her core symbol changes into the symbol that the disassembly drones cause Uzi’s solver form and the disassembly drones are similar, sorry for the GIANT rant but just something I wanted to say thank you for reading THIS far.
Serial Designation J, what the heckkk??
(Spoilers for episode seven and eight of Murder Drones!!!!!!!!!)
Serial Designation J from Murder Drones is a pretty complicated character. If you want to understand why she teamed up with Cyn in episode eight, you need to use lots of brain power to read into certain lines. But anyway, this is my super-awesome explanation as to why J teamed up with Cyn!!
J's relationship with Tessa is apparently clear in episode five. You can easily see that the two are very close, and even are best friends. "There's humans coming, and I've only ever yakked to robots, J!" (Episode: Home) In episode five, there is also a scene that shows how much they care about one another: Tessa and J clinked their glasses, and Tessa who was reminded of the noise of chains locking her up, rubbed her own wrist and winced in pain. J looked at her with concern and sadness, so Tessa assured her that she was alright.
As we can see just from these two examples, J and Tessa definitely care for each other quite a bit. As we know, Cyn killed Tessa and wore her skin. It could easily be assumed that anything Cyn would do has a purpose and would benefit her in some way, but this just doesn't make sense, as it doesn't do her any favors. With this thought process, it's obvious to come to the conclusion that she didn't have a reason; she just wanted to because she's sadistic, and she particularly wanted to disturb J, specifically (yes, I know that sentence is redundant). Because J was so close to Tessa, and likely was forced to watch Tessa die at the hands of Cyn, she was very disconcerted by Cyn wearing Tessa's skin and even mimicking her voice, so it was easy for Cyn to manipulate her. "If I promise you anything, it tricked me, too." (Episode: The Absolute End)
If you were to ask yourself what you would do in J's situation, I'm sure that you would want to think logically. What do you do if somebody who you've never liked in the first place kills your best friend, wore their skin, mimicked their voice, and tried to act like them? On top of that, this person is super powerful and would be nearly impossible to defeat. Now, they are telling you that they won't hurt you if you do something for them. Anybody would take the deal at this point, so that's what J did. In an already distressed state, J realized that there was basically no way that Cyn would ever lose, so theoretically, it would be the safest option to do what she wants. "I promise, it's better on the winning team as a team." (Episode: The Absolute End)
After J had teamed up with Cyn, she also got V in on it, too. "You said we do our jobs, and that thing leaves us alone!" (Episode: The Absolute End) Both J and V kept the secret from N, and this is implied to be part of their deal with Cyn. This is particularly shown in episode eight after V tries to tell N about how the "Tessa" that they know is actually Cyn, and then Cyn says to her, "Do your job, and I leave you and N alone. Right, V?" (Episode: The Absolute End). Since we know that J and V both had made a deal with Cyn, we can infer that they had always known since the beginning, and have been being manipulated by Cyn in real time during the time of the show. Of course the way that V was manipulated by Cyn is heartbreaking as well (and I will make a post about her in the future 😉), the way that J was manipulated is horrifying. You may have seen memes online about J being William Afton from FNAF, because every time we think she dies she tends to come back eventually. But the truth is that it was very intentional of Cyn to make J basically immortal, because in that case J would never be capable of rebelling against her. If she rebelled, Cyn could torture her and or simply kill her and bring her back with all the memories. J couldn't take her own life because Cyn would bring her back. Because J thought that There was no way to beat Cyn, she figured that getting on her good side was the safest often. She just thought that there was literally no way that she could go against Cyn without being tortured forever.
"You know there's no escape, even in death!" (Episode: The Absolute End)
(This is just a theory of mine, but I find it likely that the reason that J would call Cyn "Boss" just like she called Tessa "Boss", is so she could try to familiarize Cyn and make her seem more like Tessa in order to make the situation feel better. But that's JUST A THEORY-- A GAAMMMMEE THEORY)
BRO LOOK AT WHO I FOUND AT HOTTOPIC LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
*Meanwhile again in the theraprism*
Bill: relax they won’t even realize that we had it we were done.
The core: done with what?
Bill: you guys did bring the supplies right?
Absolute solver: yeah fo— you brought us to make COSMIC DUST!?!
Bill: yeah, what else are meteor fragments for?
The core: oh we don’t know bill maybe ARTS & CRAFTS
Ya know I had a crack theory a while back that
Pomni was Tessa
Mainly because of the fact that cyn said this to Tessa
And since we all know what happened there
I thought, hey wouldn’t it be funny if Tessa was stuck in some digital space as a sort of way for cyn to keep her promise?
But that would be crazy right
RIGHT?
Spooky month
Time for horror beyond our comprehension
what if cyn could take over uzi’s body while she’s asleep or shut off
Ok I had a thought about this and I think it go something like this
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Cyn(Uzi): hey N sorry we’re late. I was… busy
*door blasts down*
V: THAT LITTLE SHIT PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
N: really cyn?
Cyn(Uzi): push is such a strong word. I would call it… giving her a little nudge.
V: OH I’LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
*Meanwhile in the theraprism*
Absolute solver: so how did you guys end up here?
Bill: defeated by some kids a thousand years ago
Belos & the core: ditto
Absolute solver: …by any chance did they have a weird girl, an idiot or a trained soldier?
Eyeball trio:…
The core: you have got to be kidding us
Belos:*sigh* titan why
Bill: do weird uncles count?
It might not only be doll in cyn’s core we saw that cyn was trying to eat n and uzi’s core while she was fighting with them
Cyn seems to use this trick a lot who’s to say that Uzi might see the ghosts of solver drones and disassembly drones
heck the original cyn could be a ghost herself before she got possessed by Eldricth horrors
WAIT A MINUTE.
CYN ATE DOLL'S CORE, BUT BY UZI'S LOGIC, DOLL SHOULD STILL BE ALIVE
GIRLIE GOT EATEN TWICE AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE😭
We have never seen n at his full potential he was always holding back because his targets were easy kill so he could be more powerful than cyn highly unlikely but still
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Serial Designation N!
Oh boy the stuff I’m making up j’s and cyn’s characters in my head would baffle you’re minds
x I plead the fifth
The most accurate thing I have seen about a fandom today
Yeah this is kinda how we feeling rn
THE ENTIRE FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN UZI AND CYN WAS THE DEFINITION OF F@&K AROUND AND FIND OUT FOR BOTH OF THEM
Cyn literally had fear on her face when she got hacked by Uzi for only a split second
Uzi literally challenged the Antichrist to a fight after saving n and v
And then they both pretty much saw how much power the other had and said ”yeah we’re fighting now”
I SWEAR TO THE SOLVER OF THE ABSOLUTE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE, THE VOID, AND THE EXPONENTIAL END!!
EVERY CHARACTER IN MURDER DRONES ARE A MOOD
Oh no murder drones is ending in 3 days
Yelp guess I’ll do what I always do when my favorite shows come to an end
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Murder drones theory
Is Uzi going to see the past of cyn at some point
We know that she saw n’s memories about the whole mansion if she sees things from cyn’s perspective in the next episode
Then it might make things very interesting
That is the plot twist of all time and could totally happen!!!
You know what would be cool? If in episode 8, when N confronts J to state how Cyn killed Tessa, J just smirks and states “You believe me to be a fool? Of course I know Cyn was wearing Tessa’s former shell. Tessa’s idea, by the way.”
Before N can process her words, he has to block the sword from an unseen Disassembly Drone, the armband reading the same as the documents seen in episode 4, this supposed Serial Designation S.
As the two combatants tactically retreat, this S speaks in a very familiar Aussie tone, “Your reflexes are as sharp as ever, N.”
To which all N says is “Tessa?!”
I just realized that the disassembly drones don’t just consume oil to stop them from overheating
They also used blood from humans….
Look like they’re going have one hell of a time with these episodes
Who is cyn?
I know we all know who what we refer to cyn as is but that is the absolute solver, so we don't really who the real cyn is despite seeing her for most of the series. Do you have any headcanons about how could this little butler robot be?
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