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7 months ago

Every time somebody asks Billy why he doesn’t do a thing half the time he answers with “House number [insert number here]” and the JL eventually don’t question him further and just apologise before shuffling away awkwardly.

Billy Batson answering (as Captain Marvel) the question of why he doesn't join in for a drink with the group after being pressured for the 800th time, this time by Guy, who already pisses Billy off in general tho he tries to hide it.

"House number 5. I don't drink."

"what the hell does that mean?"

"foster home number 5. Got beat black and blue by the foster parents bc one of the other kids stole their liquor and they blamed it on me. Nasty alcoholics, the both of them. So I told myself, when I grow up, I won't touch the stuff."

Guy tries back pedaling, but one of the others has already slapped him upside the head for pushing the captain.

"I'm sorry you went thru that cap, I guess we shouldn't have been bothering you to drink so much"

Idk something along the lines of whether true or not, Billy decides to tell them something that'll make them regret pushing. Still kinda percolating in my brain


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1 year ago
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French
Eight Comic Books, Six Packs Of Two Four, Five Golden Toques, Four Pounds Of Back Bacon, Three French

Eight comic books, six packs of two four, five golden toques, four pounds of back bacon, three French toasts, two turtle necks, and a beer (in a tree)


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5 years ago
Oh, How Fast The Evening Passes; Cleaning Up The Champagne Glasses.
Oh, How Fast The Evening Passes; Cleaning Up The Champagne Glasses.

Oh, how fast the evening passes; cleaning up the champagne glasses.


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3 months ago

do any of you guys have that thing where it's like ur intoxicated via drugs/ alcohol without actually taking any? like i've genuinely have had multiple people, numerous times, on different ask if i was high or drunk? i have never consumed ANY form of alcohol or drugs or anything. is this an autism thing? or am i just silly like that?


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8 years ago

John 6:51-53 says, “ I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. And the bread that I will give for the life of the world is my flesh.”52 The Jews then disputed among themselves, saying, ‘How can this man give us his flesh to eat?’ 53 So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you.” That’s fairly unambiguous: his followers are confused about why Jesus would give them flesh to eat, whereas they wouldn’t be confused about being giving bread to eat. They also would not refer to ordinary bread as flesh.

In addition, according to Luke 22:19 and Matthew 26:26-28, Jesus, when giving the disciples the bread/flesh at the Last Supper, said, “This is my body given for you.” He didn’t say, “This is a metaphor for my body.” He said, “This is my body.” Although Jesus frequently spoke in parables, we know from Mark 4:34 that he would explain the parables to his disciples: : “When he was alone with his own disciples, he explained everything.” If communion was metaphorical, Jesus would have explained it. There’s no indication that it was meant as a metaphor.

Seriously, one of the important tenets of Protestantism is “sola scriptura,” so why would you ignore the clear statements of Scripture on this topic?

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil


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10 months ago
Whiskey or Alcohol in ASL. Designed to look like whiskey being poured.

Whiskey

Sources: Lifeprint, ASLDeafined

[Image ID: the sign for Whiskey or Alcohol in American Sign Language. Both hands in 1-I handshape. Dominant hand taps base hand with both hands sideways, palms facing signer. Designed to look like whiskey being poured. End ID]


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4 years ago
Paintings For Shirts For My Best Friend’s Mom, Dad, And Grandpa.
Paintings For Shirts For My Best Friend’s Mom, Dad, And Grandpa.
Paintings For Shirts For My Best Friend’s Mom, Dad, And Grandpa.

Paintings for shirts for my best friend’s mom, dad, and grandpa.

Simple, but I sorta like them, and I learned a lot about painting while doing them.


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Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?

Oh yeah, of course ;)

Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.

Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)

Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk

Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.

Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.


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