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My dad used to read it to me and my brother. He had to start again twice because we'd go on holidays and forget the whole plot cause he didn't take the book with him. We managed to get through it in the end.

for context: I read the hobbit first over the course of two years when I was like 13, but I'm only now starting to read lotr. having a blast tho!

anyways, reblog if you feel like it 🙌🏻

@cactisays

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

Ive really only ever used tumblr, so tags on other sites are a mystery to me. But like.. does tagging “#fyp” actually do things on other sites? If it does, why doesn’t every post have that tag?

Sorry if i just spam liked several dozen posts on your account i swear im not a bot im just being autistic 😭

the map gertrude gave to michael of Zemlya Sannikova was one of those mazes you see on kids' menus at restaurants, btw

This interaction in a nutshell

(Original image by mogry331)

Sometimes I feel guilty for being a human

ALT

i love looking at other ppls spotify wrapped bc what do you mean COLDPLAY is your number one artist for the year 2024

hello chucker nation

Spent like $15 on tokens on claw machines today and im happy to report that I won 2 prizes (out of 20+ attempts) and won a Garfield plush and this little Crayola crayon bunny thing

Anyways I went around winn Dixie and the Plaza taking pictures of my Garfield in any place I could and got 21 pictures, but these ones are my favorite

Institutionalized for being too silly

True btw, I was spinning in circles and they put me in the box for being silly and whimsy

problem: a mosquito is trying to take a bite at me

solution: throw the phone on the fucking concrete and watch the shell come off as the mosquito flys away unharmed

SHE'S BACK!! SHE'S BACK!! SHE'S BACK!!

if you think you're being awkward when you greet someone you haven't seen in ages, just know that I atleast appreciate it and I hope the person you greeted does too. Today, some girl at my old school that I wasn't exactly friends with; tho we were groupmates in a project once, greeted me. I was wearing a hat and my hair was a mess but she still somehow recognized me, and I realized that maybe people do somehow know me, somehow.

this school shi is so. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I DONT WANNA FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE RAAAAAAHHH GET ME OUT IDC IDC

“we don’t make a big deal about being straight, why should we make a big deal about coming out?” maybe we shouldn’t but if someone comes out to you and your only response is “who cares?” you’re an asshat

that awkward moment when you tell your first time to someone and realise none of what happened was okay

hehehehvdjdbejdbdjdk

making tres leches tn who wants a piece

Imagine dabi being someones partner and their passionately makin' out then his staples dislocate making his entire ass jaw fall off

mdni!! :p

oh this is so self indulgent….. anyways chat how do we feel abt chubby chaser!satoru

“satoru, what are you doing?” you turn to look at him, sending him a confused look from over your shoulder. he simply shrugged in response, kissing the back of your shoulder. “checking somethin’…” he murmured, his hands continuing their movements underneath your shirt.

he had been doing this for the past few minutes, groping at specific parts of your body for a moment before quickly moving to another spot. it wasn’t strange for him to have his hands on you — hell, it was strange if he didn’t — but the rapid movement is what confused you.

you simply sighed and let him be when he didn’t explain further, leaving him to his own devices for the next couple of minutes. “baby look, i figured it out.” you barely even got the chance to open your mouth and ask before his hands were trailing under the waistband of your sleep shorts.

“look, i grab here-” he gripped your upper thigh, his fingers pressing into the soft fat. “for thighjobs. here-” your hip. “when i fuck you from the back, anddd-” he moved his hand out of your pants, sliding it underneath the hem of your shirt to grab at your boob. “here for spooning. you have a spot for my hands no matter what position we’re in.” you could feel him smiling against the back of your shoulder, seemingly proud of his discovery.

you stood silent, your face burning at his words. he rested his chin on your shoulder with a pout when you didn’t say anything “heyyy, you should be proud of my findings! i did a lot of research.” he turned his head, his cheek squishing against your shoulder as he let out a huff.

he was quiet for a while, not moving until you felt his hand trailing along the underside of your thigh. he gripped at the soft flesh, four of his fingers indenting into your inner thigh. “maybe we should see what position makes my hands fit here, yeah?” oh god.

“Everytime I close my eyes I see their faces.”

“Then keep them open, and look at me instead.”

THIS BRO IM SO TIRED OF SEEING SQUID GAMES FANS W/ZERO MEDIA LITERACY BASH ON THE SHOW LIKE OH MY GOD

Something some people don't understand is that Squid Game is an ALLEGORY

Yes, many characters are very dictated (/doomed) by the narrative, beholden to their convictions, BECAUSE IT’S AN ALLEGORY.

Yeah, some things don't seem 100% realistic (although it's a fantastically well thought out world and story), BECAUSE IT’S AN ALLEGORY.

This story, these characters, THIS ENTIRE WORLD was meticulously staged TO SEND US A MESSAGE.

It's about capitalism. It's about classism. It's about the evil of hoarded wealth. It's about the dehumanization and infantilization of disadvantaged groups by privileged ones. It's about choice and autonomy, and how neither of those mean much - and yet, mean EVERYTHING - when all you have are bad choices. When all you've BEEN GIVEN are bad choices.

It's about the violence of poverty. About what people become when they have no other choice. About what people become when they don't have even the basics of life provided for them, the selfish beasts we must become to survive when those situations are imposed - and about how, then, we're blamed for it.

It's about the way we're pitted against one another while those in power sit back and watch. It's about the violence of consumption - specifically media consumption.

Of course In-ho is a little evil; HE EXISTS TO SHOW US WHAT HAPPENS TO NORMAL PEOPLE WHEN YOU FORCE THEM INTO THOSE CHOICES.

Of course Gi-hun trusts too easily, accepts Young-il as a friend despite that damning number on his chest; HE EXISTS TO SHOW US THERE’S ANOTHER WAY.

itoshi sae manga cover redraw (volume 17)