Bad Batch - Blog Posts

Finally, I finished the art with the new Crosshair patronus. He was once a falcon, but after the death of Mayday, who was the guy's first real friend outside the family. There was no Volodermort in this au, but there were other dark magicians who hated non-pure-blooded magicians. Since half-bloods, mudbloods, and purebloods have been studying at Hogwarts for many years, these wizards are trying to take over the school and eradicate the first two groups. In one of the attacks, several teachers and slightly fewer students were killed, including Mayday. After some time, Crosshair summoned the patronus in one of his father's lessons (Django is a teacher of defense against the forces of evil here) and noticed that he had changed.

When you're a Slytherin who rarely interacts with anyone outside of your family and house, but that Ravenclaw has somehow endeared you to him. So much so that when he was gone, your patronus changed.

Tech on the phone: Hey Phee, hi, remember when you said you had no plans for this weekend? I was wondering if you'd mind going... On a date with me?

Wrecker, sitting two meters away from his brother and wearing a wig: Uh, no.

Tech: Very funny. I would have supported you better.

As you all know, I'm not much of an artist. In any case, I didn't expect a good result when I started working on this drawing. My friend and I discussed that Crosshair was the easiest person to pass off as a woman because of his slim build, and a few months later I came up with the idea that it would be funny if a Wrecker sniper were in that situation.

Not so long ago, I thought about the future of Omega and that's what should happen to her if there is a series about her and her adventures within the resistance (or not about her, but about other characters, where she will be a minor character who will not appear in the plot very often).

The creators are obliged to add a mission in which a girl accidentally finds a small child who has lost his parents. And not just that, the parents went somewhere and were killed, but the child did not know it, or they died under the rubble of the building, no. They were killed by the Imperials in front of their baby in a cruel way, which is why the boy stopped talking, it turned out to be so traumatic.

Omega, being a clone of Django, took him under her wing, planning to put him in foster care at the Pabu. However, in the course of some events, the boy became attached to her and she became his mother. Naturally, they periodically visited the Pabu and the boy, after the death of his parents, began to smile, eat normally, and at some point began to speak words like "mom", "grandfather", "uncle".

Just imagine the reaction of the Batches to the fact that their girl became a mother, and a mute child who began to speak after some time. Yes, one word at a time, but you must agree, when the child fell silent, and then began to speak a little after a long period of time, it is impossible not to be happy for him.

It seems to me that there will be the same reaction as the heroes of the Soviet film "Men". According to the plot, the main character there found out that his ex died, and before that, many years ago, she gave birth to his daughter. She is not yet of age and someone needs to take custody of her and her younger brothers (as I understood they were not the biological children of that woman). One of the boys was mute and at the end of the movie he started talking. The man was happy, as if it was his own son. I think in the case of Batchy's grandson, they will react the same way.

Somewhere in an alternate universe... Tech is captured by the Empire, but escapes safely with his sister and brother from Tantiss. His first meeting with Phee after almost six months begins with a reboot, because he clearly did not expect to see her with a belly. Crosshair clearly didn't expect anything more like this. It was at this moment that his ideas about gemini shattered.

Phee's ex-boyfriend: How is he better than me?

Phee lying in bed with Tech in an embrace: Are you sure you want to know all the reasons?

Tech: So I'm the only one confused that your ex came into our room?

Omega with freckles

I decided to try to apply freckles on Crosshair, but as for me it turned out a little worse than Tech

Tech with freckles. It would be better if he really had them.

By the way, it's a really cool detail. In the beginning, being loyal to the empire, Cross was in cold lighting when the Omega squad was in warm lighting. In the third season after his return, Crosshair is now also bathed in warm shades.

“I’ve done things… I’ve made mistakes”

The contrast between these two images… God- I’m speechless…

Not so long ago, I decided to review the first seasons of the Bad Batch and realized one thing.

In this scene, Omega is sitting in the first pilot's seat. It would seem that there is nothing wrong with that, but I like to think that this is some kind of omen. A hint that the girl will take her brother's place in the future.

In the second season, he teaches her while sitting in the copilot's seat. In the end, due to these lessons, Omega became a pilot.

But there was a hint of this back in the first season, when she was put in Tech's place.

The more I watch episodes with Phee, the more I think she had sex with Tech. Moreover, she lured him to her under the pretext of fixing an iron or something, and in the end they slept together. As for me, after that, Tech just lay like that for a while.

One of the disadvantages of the series The Bad Batch is the lack of proper screen time for Phee. What can we say about her line with Tech.

It would seem, well, that she lacks. There is a very simple answer to this question - the background. In general, I had a lot of options, but I especially like the next option. Phee was born and raised on the Middle ring, where her family has its own farm. Life is beautiful until pirates attack her homeland. The girl's family is dying, and in memory of them there is a blue armband and a silver ring.

The girl has to survive alone until she meets a certain Jacob, who at first becomes just her partner, and then her lover. Soon they are joined by many of the same lovers of robbery, thus forming a gang. The girl soon becomes disillusioned with her and arranges her death so that she will not be persecuted.

Pabu becomes a haven for the girl, where people live, just like her, who have lost everything. She begins to help them to atone for their sins.

She lives like this until the end of the Clone Wars, until Jacob recognizes her and begins trying to find her.

Moving on to the second season. After the series about the Heart of the Mountain, the girl runs into Jacob on one of the tasks that she performed with Tech. Together, they escape from him, and then completely deal with him.

There is a turning point here, due to the events experienced and the fact that Tech has long wanted to ask her out, which he does in the end.

Phee agrees and gives him a peck on the cheek.

At the end of the season, she talks about her pregnancy and gives him the very ring that she left from her previous family with the words "Will you propose to me when you come back"

In the third season, she takes an active part in the restoration of the Cross, since you can't really run with a belly. However, she still goes to Tantiss with her beloved's brothers. On the mountain, she meets Tech, whom Royce used in his experiments.

Eventually they returned to Pabu and got married safely. And after the timeskip, you can show their child watching Aunt Omega with his eyes.

POV: Tech and Hamlock are fighting for the soul of the Cross

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Or something like that, here at your discretion

Many people say that there is a place for Tech in this frame, but I am more inclined to believe that at this point in time, Crossy still does not feel like part of the squad as before, which will change over the course of the series and the season as a whole.

I like such details when a character returns to his former life, but because of his actions, he is perceived differently by both the people around him and himself. There is some charm in this.

We rarely talk about Wrecker, but still. This is a list of my headcannons with this character.

- As a child, he was equipped as one of the main characters of South Park, but with age it all went up in height and a little in width.

- Deaf and blind on one side, which is why he has a blind spot on the left.

- After the end of the third season, he fell in love with a girl who conquered him with the help of her chatter.

- He cooks well himself.

- In his early years, he was plagued by nightmares, which is why his brothers made him Lulu.

- He has been carrying sweets since childhood and skillfully hides them in his things.

- Afraid of heights due to unpleasant experiences in the past.

- He'd like to know Heavy and Fives.He thinks they would have become friends.

- On one of the first tasks, they found themselves in the zoo and Wrecker climbed into the cage of a large animal to pet it. He came out bitten, but he stroked the animal.

- Calmly lifts 550 kilograms.

- He eats from the hand of his lady of the heart. First as a joke, and then out of habit.

- Even during puberty, I learned everything related to explosives by heart.

- At the same time, he and Tech started working in the brain and muscles ecosystem.

I think I've already written this, but repetition is the mother of teaching, so I'll write it again. Crosshair is one of the best characters in the series, due to his character arch. I like that in the first episode he was in the mask of a sarcastic and unemotional clone who doesn't care about Omega, and who has a conflict with the Hunter. In the last episode, there is no conflict, he calmly shows all his emotions and feelings, and Omega Cross protects in the same way as other brothers. Maybe the last one, but he still awakened his paternal instinct, inherent in most clones.

This joke suggests itself, after Omega said that Rex is from the first generation

I hope you enjoy it

As much as I was hurt by the ending of The Bad batch, it's worth admitting that the story came out decent.

In fact, this is a story about Omega growing up. In the beginning, she is a little girl who has not seen life, did not really stand on the ground, and in the end she is an adult girl who is able to protect herself and her loved ones, who has seen everything in her life. She decided to fight on, but without involving her brothers. She leaves them at the Pabu and joins the resistance, on her own. The hunter sees that his baby has grown up and lets her go, because the party has taught her a lot, which means there is no reason to worry as before. In general, the Omega line in the series is one of the best, along with the Cross line.

They are, in fact, the most prescribed heroes here. The sniper started his career as a smug villain, and ended up as a caring brother whose mask of a cold man broke and he began to openly show his emotions. He redeemed himself to his brothers and sister, regained their trust and lives peacefully in the Pabu. Interestingly, in the final, he lost his ever-trembling hand and was finally able to get into handcuffs, although he often smeared all season.

Tech was really dead and that didn't make it any less painful. I was among those who accepted his death, but I was ready for him to be returned to the plot and given an interesting line in the plot.

I won't say anything about Echo and Wreker, because I didn't notice anything here. Except for the latter, we finally saw the beast mode, when the clone, with his wounds, blows enemies right and left.

Many things, it seems to me, were not implemented, many things were out of place. I was waiting for Wolfe to play a role in the series, that Vos had been captured by the Empire and Ventress would come after him. But they both ended up being purely for the sake of fanservice.

In short, I rate the series as a whole at 7/10. Because I missed a lot, missed it somewhere, but in general it was interesting.

Omega: * shows that he can play strategy, calmly shoots a blaster, uses wit and can gamble*

The Dad Batch:

A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.

Do you know what I expected from the new series?

Dialogue in the spirit:

"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"

"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"

"What else should I call my boyfriend?"

"Wait, what?"

I know that Tech would be more suitable for the role of Belle, and the Hunter is just right for the role of Rapunzel, but I still like the result. I sincerely hope that someone will stir up full-fledged art on such an idea. Here's a character for the role of Gothel with the song "Professor Mom is smarter." And given the many theories that the clone X - Tech, this frame is just perfect.

I don't know about you, but I like to imagine a blushing Tech. Just because I like to think that when he blushes, the blood rushes not only to his cheeks, but also to his ears. That is, when he turns red, the tips of his ears also turn red.

It seems to me that Phee is deliberately making him blush because she likes this picture.

Tech: *wakes up after a head injury* Where am I? This is not a Camino!

Hunter: You seem to have amnesia. Therefore, I will explain briefly: The Republic, the Jedi Order and Kamino are no more, the Empire has replaced the Republic, which is not the best option, but as if we have a choice; now we live in a Pabu, you have a wife and two children, and this little girl is our Omega sister.

Tech: Wait, am I married?

Hunter: Yes, here on it * points to Phee*.

Tech: ...

Crosshair: I also walked away from the news that you have a girlfriend for the first six months. I came to my senses only when I was asked to give a speech at the wedding. And there I didn't even notice how you had twins.

In the bar.

Some girl: Hey, cutie, do you want to spend the evening with me?

Tech: Have you forgotten how to read? *The inscription on the T-shirt "I have a girlfriend with whom I am happy"*

Girl: I don't see her.

Phee: Turn around and not only will you see her, but you will regret that you decided to ignore this inscription.

Later:

Phee: Once again, why aren't you wearing this T-shirt? * The inscription "I am a married man" *

Tech: I decided that it does not reflect our relationship to the end. If I ever get a T-shirt that says "I'm married and happy with my hot wife in this marriage, so don't dream of winning me over," I'll wear it.

Phee:...

Phee: Have I told you that I love you?

AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.

Tech: I'm back!

Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!

Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?

Omega: Did I mention that?