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panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss:
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss: [draws Homer]
panda: [sigh]
Moo: are you a little spoon or a big spoon?
tyler: I’m a knife
evan, from the other room: he’s a little spoon
evan's Dad: So tyler, what are your interests?
tyler: Your son in my room
evan's Dad: What?
tyler: The sun and the moon
jiggly: you are flower
mini: explain
jiggly: makes me happy
Bia: shit
cartoonz: we don’t use that kind of language in this goddamn mother fucking household.
Bia: i wonder who i learned it from
evan: i need advice
brock, eating raw cookie dough from the bowl: you’ve come to the right person
Brian: You know, I kinda regret buying you that blender
evan, drinking toast: Why would you say that?
terroriser: babe! babe! do the thing!
vanoss: [genuinely smiles]
terroriser, breathlessly: oh my god...
terroriser: so how do i tell the guy i like, i love him.
vanoss: just suck it up and do it!
terroriser: okay, i love you.
vanoss: aww, i love you too, now go tell him!
terroriser: i just did;)
vanoss: how did it go??! did he say it back?!?
terroriser: dude.
terroriser: He protec
terroriser: He attac
terroriser: ...but most importantly...
terroriser: [pulls up a picture of vanoss] HE SUC AT MINECRAF.
vanoss: THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?!
tyler: hah! your in love with evan!
brian: no i’m not!
tyler: but you have b+e on your desk
brian: that stands for .... brian loves eggs
2nd gen bbs stuff you can ask about whatever really i just want to get some asks so i can do something
craig: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.
anthony swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.
tyler: are you in love with evan?
brian: *sweats*... no.
tyler: then why do you draw ‘b+e’ in hearts everywhere you go?
brian: it stands for bitterness and emptiness
terroriser: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together
smitty: Oh yeah? kryoz and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that robo boy
terroriser: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie
smitty: Oh baby I can be here all night
terroriser: Bring it on then, milk bag
mini: I’m gau
mini: gag*
mini: gai**
jiggly: That’s okay, take your time.
mini: Boys.
*In a haunted house*
moo: This place is giving me the creeps. Look, I have goosebumps. Oh no. Oh no I don’t like this. Evan, I don’t like this
Vanoss, looking into the camera: Brock has goosebumps because it’s 39 degrees outside, the windows are broken, and he has no jacket. those are goosebumps of terrible planning. Wow. They sure are spooky.
nogla: can i get a glass of wine, please?
Employee: Sir, I hope you do realize that this is Mcdonalds.
nogla: Oh fuck i am so sorry… can I get a Mcwine?
vanoss: moo, I just wanted to let you know that you are the best person I have ever met. I would do anything for you if you asked it. I would jump over the moon for you, would you go out with me?
moo: vanoss where are your pants
*At a convention*
vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.
vanoss, bumps into panda:
vanoss: I was wrong.
vanoss: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?
Moo: One. One person
vanoss: Are you sure?
nogla: Must you always attack me with words?
terroriser: You want us to use rocks?
wildcat: Why are YOU here?
vanoss: Oh, you know, just tagging along. Don't worry, I won't cause ANY trouble
mini: So why do you have a shotgun?
moo: What we need is a diversion. I say Mini gets naked.
jiggly: No.
Nogla: I could get naked.
Vanoss, Lui, and Basically: No!
moo: I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
vanoss: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee
vanoss: Coffee cures depression
Moo: It doesn’t work that way
vanoss: More espresso, less depresso
moo: I didn't catch your name
vanoss: I didn't throw it
moo: I have made the decision to trust you.
vanoss: A horrible decision, really.