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1 month ago

Me seeing my therapist today: "I have an unhealthy obsession with someone."

My therapist: "An unhealthy obsession with who?"

Me showing my phone lock screen of Soukoku: "An unhealthy obsession with them."

My therapist squinting: "I thought you said with someone?"

Me squinting back: "I consider them as one."


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1 month ago

Atsushi: Hey, Kuni, why does Dazai keep calling (Your SI/OC) his senorita?

Atsushi: Is there something I'm not getting?

Ranpo: I call them my sugar mama.

Astushi: Ranpo, that's not.....

Ranpo: There's simply no other person out in the world that gives me a sugar rush like they do.

Astushi: ........

Kunikida: So, no wonder you can't finish your paperwork. They're the one giving you candy throughout your work day.

Ranpo: Hah.... If only Dazai knew they did.

Atsushi: ...........

Astushi: Ohhhh, the actual candy.....

Ranpo: What you thought I was talking about?

Kunikida: If Dazai knew,

Kunikida: *takes the candy bag from Ranpo*

Kunikida: ......you won't have any more candy to inhale.


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