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6 months ago

Rosalin: so, Cale, how's your slacker life going?

Cale: Good. The other day I was reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

Rosalin: pff- *high pitched* yeah? I-im glad-


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1 year ago

Raon, talking with Litana: there's a game called Poker that my human, Goldie Gramps and Lemonade Gramps play together, do you play it?

Litana: no, we don't play poker here

Raon: why????

Cale, interrupting the conversation: too many cheetahs

Litana, amused: actually-


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1 year ago

Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*


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1 year ago

*Raon in his phase of "Why questions"*: Human, why oysters are so disgusting?

Cale: because they are bad, they don't even donate to charity, do you want to know why?

Raon, listening seriously: why???

Cale: Because they're shellfish


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