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Claude Faustus - Blog Posts
Part 1 (ill do more later) Apparently 2 months of not touching your tablet will make you forget how to draw... Anyway, go check out @anawkwardlady they're posts brought me back to this weird fandom that's somehow still going??? Also yeah, i put Neuro there because im currently writing a crossover fic with them i needed a third demon for the meme to work.
Ciel : and here is a picture of my Mom. Great abilities for baking bread and reaching the top shelf. Whorish taste style-wise, not judging. Just stating. *shows an old pic of Seb*
i,,,,,didnt like alois' ending
idk why, i wanted a happy ending for him! but,,,for some reason it was very unsatisfying :/
i thought ciel and sebastians ending was Peak Comedy though. nothing else will ever be that funny again. its kinda sad that he left all his friends and family and stuff but the fact that sebastian has to be his butler for eternity is. So Funny to me.
also Fuck claude. all my homies hate claude.
i also didnt like hannah??? but idk why lol
Butler #1: I have never been prouder of my young master. Lord William nearly got a perfect score on his history exam.
Butler #2: That’s good, but nearly perfect wouldn’t belong in the Green Manor. My young master always makes perfect scores on his exams and he has been able to tell which tea I bring him without any hints. He is a true genius.
Sebastian: Aw, that’s adorable. It’s taken Lord Green 2 years to determine which tea is brought to him without being told? How cute. Lord Phantomhive could tell me the name of his morning tea within the first few days of serving him. Not to mention how he has never failed in his duties as the Queen’s Guard Dog. So much blood and gore, yet that has never affected his studies or his Funtom company. My little lord is clearly superior.
✨Bonus✨
Butler #1: What about you, Claude? What has your young master accomplished?
Claude: Alois has done nothing but give me a headache. He also removed one of Hannah’s eyes, but I don’t really care about that.
I’m not season 2’s biggest fan, but this definitely happened.
Demon!Ciel: For the love of all sweets, Sebastian, do you have to make that blank face all the time?
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: You look completely broken.
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: You’ve become boring.
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: Is that all you can say?!
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: …I hope you know you look like Claude.
Sebastian: How dare you-!
*Cue Ciel looking proud of himself because Sebastian is now ranting about he looks nothing about Claude and how low it was to compare him to said spider demon.
Honestly.. this is the only way I’d ever like Claude. If he had PIKMIN
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
*breaks down to the floor into a sob* I’m not the only oneeee
Since it’s Summer TM, the bugs have returned and so have the arachnids and so I have to hold back every time I see a spider in an Area from going something like “Goddammit Claude..😒” Cause… no one would get it so it’s pointless rbdrykuyg
