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To Colm O'Driscoll,

As i have kept my part of the deal i am grateful to finally receive your letter. Not that i have ever doubted your word but even so i want to thank you for the return and improvement of Bill Williamson and Orville Swanson, as you know they're very dear to me.

It's truly a honor to get shown even a fraction of your power, now that they are both in flesh again even the Reverend seems to think so. However please tell Swanson to tune it down a bit, he is disturbing everyone at Camp.

I will take you up on the offer of visiting Bill and fix him up myself if you'll allow me, even if it takes my own skin and flesh.

As promised i will keep my word and accept my place under you with your boys. I will carry your name and colour out into the world and will no longer help the members of the Van der Linde gang as long as they aren't under your control.

Your newest follower,

Varon/Micah O'Driscoll

P.S.While i appreciate the compliment I'd much prefer keeping our work relationship platonic, if not professional. Still, thanks boss.

P.S.P.S. Also no, I've never watched Poltergeist. Would you suggest i do?

D̷e̸a̶r̵e̷s̶t̴ ̸B̴o̴n̷e̸-̵B̷r̵i̷t̵t̶l̷e̴ ̸H̵u̷m̶a̴n̸,̶

̶I̸ ̸c̸o̵u̸l̷d̵n̷'̵t̴ ̷h̵a̷v̸e̴ ̴a̴s̷k̶e̵d̴ ̵f̸o̷r̷ ̵a̸ ̵b̵e̸t̸t̸e̷r̴ ̶s̸o̵u̶r̵c̴e̶ ̷o̴f̴ ̸f̴o̶o̵d̴ ̵t̶h̵a̷n̵ ̴R̷e̴v̵e̵r̶e̷n̴d̵ ̵S̵w̷a̷n̸s̷o̵n̷ ̷—̴ ̸t̷h̷a̴t̵ ̶t̵r̶e̸m̴b̷l̶i̵n̸g̵ ̸a̸l̷c̴o̴h̶o̵l̸-̸s̴o̵a̵k̷e̷d̴ ̷s̷a̷c̶k̶ ̶o̷f̵ ̵r̵e̶g̶r̷e̸t̵s̶ ̶—̴ ̴a̸n̴d̷ ̵B̵i̷l̵l̴ ̶W̷i̴l̸l̴i̷a̷m̷s̵o̶n̶,̶ ̷t̵h̵a̷t̵ ̵o̵v̶e̷r̵g̸r̵o̶w̶n̸ ̸m̶a̸n̷ ̸w̸i̷t̵h̵ ̷t̴h̶e̷ ̵I̴Q̶ ̸o̴f̵ ̵a̵ ̶c̷o̶n̸c̴u̸s̸s̴e̸d̷ ̴m̶u̴l̴e̷.̵ ̷L̴e̶t̸ ̶m̸e̵ ̷t̴e̵l̴l̵ ̴y̶o̴u̷ ̵h̷o̸w̷ ̶w̶e̸ ̴b̷r̸o̷k̴e̶ ̵t̶h̵e̶m̵.̶

̴S̵w̵a̴n̸s̴o̶n̶ ̷p̵i̶s̵s̵e̵d̶ ̸h̶i̸m̶s̷e̴l̶f̴ ̶b̵e̴f̵o̵r̵e̴ ̸w̶e̵ ̴e̵v̸e̵n̷ ̸g̴o̵t̵ ̸t̴h̵e̵ ̶r̷o̴p̸e̵s̸ ̴o̵n̶ ̴h̵i̴m̸.̴ ̶B̴e̴g̷g̷e̸d̶ ̸J̶e̸s̸u̵s̵ ̷t̴o̶ ̶s̴a̷v̴e̵ ̴h̸i̵m̴.̴ ̸J̸e̴s̷u̸s̵.̵ ̵A̴s̷ ̶i̴f̸ ̴t̶h̷a̵t̸ ̵b̸a̵s̶t̸a̶r̷d̸ ̶e̷v̵e̴r̷ ̷l̴i̶s̷t̶e̵n̴e̵d̶.̴ ̷S̶o̴ ̸w̴e̸ ̵g̶a̷v̸e̶ ̶h̵i̶m̴ ̴a̷ ̴n̵e̴w̷ ̴g̸o̴d̶ ̴t̶o̵ ̴p̴r̷a̴y̸ ̷t̵o̶:̸ ̶m̶e̶.̸ ̵F̵i̶r̷s̸t̵,̸ ̸w̴e̶ ̷s̷t̵r̸i̴p̵p̸e̸d̷ ̴h̷i̴m̶ ̵b̴a̸r̷e̵ ̶a̶n̵d̶ ̴c̵a̷r̴v̸e̴d̶ ̸h̶i̴s̷ ̴f̶a̴v̶o̶r̸i̶t̵e̵ ̴h̷y̷m̵n̷ ̷i̷n̷t̶o̷ ̴h̶i̷s̵ ̷c̴h̴e̷s̴t̴,̴ ̵a̵n̴d̷ ̷w̵e̵ ̸e̶v̵e̸n̶ ̷a̵l̸l̷o̶w̴e̷d̷ ̸h̶i̵m̵ ̷t̵o̶ ̷s̵i̸n̸g̴ ̶i̴t̷ ̴w̸h̶i̶l̶e̷ ̶w̴e̵ ̸w̵o̵r̵k̴e̴d̷.̷ ̷T̸h̶e̵n̸,̸ ̶w̷e̸ ̷r̶e̵p̵l̶a̵c̵e̸d̶ ̴h̸i̴s̷ ̶a̴l̷c̷o̴h̸o̴l̸ ̶b̷o̴t̸t̵l̴e̶ ̵w̵i̸t̷h̸ ̶k̴e̵r̸o̶s̵e̵n̷e̴.̶ ̶D̵r̸a̶n̶k̷ ̸i̵t̴ ̸d̷o̸w̶n̵ ̸l̵i̴k̶e̷ ̴c̵o̵m̷m̶u̷n̶i̴o̴n̷ ̸w̸i̸n̸e̵,̷ ̵h̴e̵ ̷d̵i̴d̷.̴ ̶S̴c̷r̸e̶a̸m̴e̷d̵ ̴h̶o̸l̶y̷ ̴h̵e̷l̵l̶ ̴w̸h̵e̷n̷ ̶w̷e̵ ̸l̵i̷t̶ ̸a̴ ̷m̸a̶t̵c̵h̴ ̸u̸n̷d̷e̴r̶ ̷h̵i̸s̷ ̸c̶h̵i̵n̶.̸ ̴F̸i̴n̶a̶l̷l̷y̵,̴ ̸w̵e̷ ̶h̵u̴n̵g̶ ̷h̷i̸m̶ ̵u̶p̴s̵i̸d̸e̶-̴d̵o̷w̸n̵ ̵o̵v̶e̴r̶ ̸a̴ ̷f̶i̷r̷e̴.̶ ̴L̸i̸s̵t̶e̷n̵e̴d̴ ̷t̴o̵ ̶h̵i̸m̸ ̷s̶o̸b̵ ̴f̸o̶r̸ ̵m̸e̴r̴c̷y̵ ̸w̵h̶i̶l̵e̸ ̵h̷i̸s̵ ̶t̴e̴a̴r̷s̴ ̸e̷v̴a̷p̵o̵r̸a̴t̵e̵d̶ ̴m̷i̶d̷-̷a̷i̷r̷.̶ ̶T̶o̶o̷k̸ ̸h̶o̴u̸r̷s̵ ̵f̵o̴r̷ ̸h̷i̸m̶ ̷t̵o̸ ̶s̶t̶o̴p̸ ̵t̷w̷i̴t̶c̸h̶i̶n̸g̵.̶ ̷F̷u̴n̵n̸y̵ ̷t̵h̵i̷n̵g̷ ̶—̷ ̷t̵u̷r̴n̸s̸ ̴o̷u̷t̴ ̶a̴ ̴p̵r̶e̵a̴c̷h̶e̸r̸'̷s̷ ̶l̸u̸n̴g̸s̷ ̵m̵a̶k̵e̷ ̴a̸ ̸l̶o̶v̷e̶l̶y̶ ̵a̶c̶c̶o̴r̵d̴i̴o̶n̸.̸

̵W̴e̵ ̶m̶a̵s̷s̴a̷g̵e̴d̴ ̵a̵ ̴c̷i̸t̵r̶u̸s̷ ̴a̸n̶d̶ ̴f̸i̵r̶e̴ ̴a̴n̵t̶ ̵r̴u̷b̴ ̴—̴ ̵c̷o̶n̷s̸i̴s̴t̵i̸n̵g̵ ̵o̶f̶ ̸l̷e̸m̶o̴n̵ ̸a̸n̷t̶s̶,̷ ̷f̵i̷r̷e̵ ̵a̸n̸t̶s̶,̴ ̸w̵i̶l̸d̴ ̶t̷h̵y̶m̵e̶,̴ ̴c̷r̸u̵s̴h̷e̷d̴ ̶b̵l̴a̶c̷k̵ ̴p̸e̴p̶p̴e̸r̸,̶ ̷d̴r̶i̸e̶d̷ ̶l̸e̶m̴o̸n̷ ̸p̵e̸e̸l̸,̵ ̸a̷n̵d̴ ̸s̵a̷l̸t̸ ̵—̷ ̴i̵n̷t̶o̵ ̴h̴i̵s̴ ̴f̴l̴e̸s̸h̵ ̴t̶o̸ ̶a̷d̵d̷ ̷a̶ ̶b̵r̶i̴g̸h̶t̸,̸ ̶z̵e̸s̸t̷y̶ ̴h̵e̴a̷t̵.̵ ̸I̶t̷ ̸t̷u̴r̵n̵e̶d̴ ̵h̵i̴m̸ ̸i̸n̵t̷o̶ ̴a̴ ̶l̷i̷v̴i̵n̸g̸ ̵s̶p̴i̴c̸e̵ ̶r̵a̸c̸k̷.̴ ̸H̴i̵s̵ ̷s̸c̴r̴e̸a̶m̸s̷ ̶s̸e̶a̵s̵o̵n̴e̷d̸ ̸t̶h̸e̸ ̶a̸i̴r̶.̶ ̷B̵y̷ ̴t̷h̵e̵ ̴t̵i̴m̶e̸ ̷t̸h̴e̵ ̸f̴i̵r̴e̶ ̷l̴i̶c̵k̵e̵d̷ ̷h̵i̸s̷ ̴b̷o̶n̷e̷s̴,̴ ̵h̴e̶ ̴s̷m̷e̷l̷l̸e̵d̶ ̸l̸i̸k̷e̶ ̶a̶ ̴c̴i̷t̷r̸u̷s̶ ̶g̸r̸o̶v̸e̵ ̶i̸n̶ ̵J̶u̶l̸y̴ ̷—̸ ̷b̴r̸i̴g̸h̶t̷,̸ ̴t̴a̴n̵g̶y̷,̴ ̴b̴u̶r̴n̸i̵n̵g̵.̸ ̴A̶n̷d̵ ̵t̷h̵e̴ ̷t̶a̴s̵t̵e̷?̴ ̵F̷i̴r̷s̷t̸ ̶b̴i̴t̷e̴:̵ ̸z̶e̵s̴t̸.̶ ̵S̴e̵c̴o̶n̶d̸:̵ ̶s̵p̶i̸c̶y̶.̷ ̶T̸h̸o̴s̶e̷ ̴a̷n̸t̵s̴ ̸a̸i̶n̶'̸t̷ ̶j̵u̵s̸t̸ ̸f̷o̴r̸ ̶s̵h̵o̸w̸.̸ ̴T̴h̷i̸r̴d̶:̸ ̶r̷e̴p̷e̸n̷t̶a̸n̷c̸e̶.̷ ̷T̷h̶y̵m̵e̸ ̵a̸n̷d̷ ̸s̸a̸l̴t̶,̸ ̷l̴i̵k̸e̴ ̴t̵h̸e̴ ̶e̴a̶r̸t̵h̶ ̶i̴t̸s̵e̸l̴f̶ ̸b̴e̷g̸g̴e̷d̵ ̴f̵o̵r̵g̷i̷v̶e̶n̷e̴s̴s̶.̸ ̸I̸ ̸s̸a̷v̶e̶d̴ ̴t̶h̷e̷ ̵h̷e̶a̸r̸t̸ ̶f̸o̷r̶ ̷l̶a̵s̶t̶.̴ ̵A̴t̵e̶ ̴i̴t̴ ̵r̴a̴w̴.̵ ̶T̷a̶s̸t̵e̶d̸ ̸l̷i̶k̸e̴ ̴f̴e̶a̸r̶ ̷a̷n̴d̴ ̶c̵h̷e̸a̷p̶ ̶a̵l̶c̵o̸h̸o̸l̷.̷ ̸D̷i̸v̷i̴n̴e̷.̸

̵N̸o̸w̸,̶ ̷B̴i̸l̷l̷?̴ ̵T̶h̶a̶t̴ ̸l̸u̵m̶m̸o̴x̵ ̶f̶o̸u̴g̸h̶t̷ ̸l̸i̸k̷e̶ ̷a̶ ̸c̶o̷r̴n̵e̵r̶e̶d̵ ̷b̵o̸a̸r̸.̵ ̶B̵r̶o̷k̶e̶ ̷t̶w̴o̷ ̷o̵f̴ ̴S̶e̴a̶n̶’̴s̷ ̴f̴i̷n̸g̵e̴r̴s̸ ̷b̸e̸f̴o̵r̴e̶ ̵w̷e̸ ̶g̷o̸t̴ ̷h̶i̴m̸ ̶t̴r̵u̷s̴s̶e̴d̶ ̷u̴p̷.̴ ̴B̶u̵t̸ ̷b̵r̷a̵v̷e̸r̶y̸'̸s̸ ̵j̷u̸s̸t̴ ̶s̵t̵u̵p̴i̸d̷i̸t̷y̴ ̸i̵n̷ ̴a̵ ̸n̵i̷c̷e̶r̵ ̵h̶a̸t̷.̸ ̶W̴e̵ ̵s̶k̵i̶n̴n̵e̷d̷ ̴h̵i̵s̵ ̴a̴r̵m̶s̸ ̶r̵a̷w̶,̶ ̶l̷i̸k̶e̶ ̸p̶e̵e̵l̴i̶n̵g̵ ̷b̸a̴r̴k̷ ̸o̶f̷f̵ ̵a̶ ̸t̵r̶e̶e̷.̸ ̶U̸s̴e̵d̵ ̵h̴i̸s̶ ̴o̷w̸n̷ ̴k̵n̴i̴f̶e̸.̸ ̶P̴o̸e̸t̸i̸c̸ ̶j̶u̷s̴t̵i̴c̸e̵,̴ ̸D̸u̴t̵c̵h̶ ̷w̶o̴u̵l̸d̸ ̷c̴a̵l̵l̷ ̷i̶t̷.̶ ̴F̴e̵d̴ ̶h̶i̶m̷ ̶h̴i̵s̶ ̶t̵r̷i̶g̷g̴e̶r̵ ̵f̵i̸n̶g̴e̶r̴.̶ ̶C̸h̸o̸k̸e̶d̶ ̴'̷e̶m̴ ̸d̵o̸w̶n̵ ̴w̴i̴t̶h̸ ̵a̶ ̶s̴i̶d̶e̵ ̸o̴f̸ ̶h̵i̶s̸ ̸o̷w̴n̸ ̵b̸l̸o̶o̷d̸.̴ ̶S̷t̶u̶f̸f̶e̸d̶ ̷h̷i̶s̵ ̵m̶o̸u̵t̷h̴ ̶w̴i̷t̴h̶ ̷g̵u̷n̸p̷o̷w̷d̶e̴r̶ ̶a̵n̵d̷ ̴s̶e̷w̴e̸d̸ ̷i̸t̵ ̴s̴h̷u̷t̸.̶ ̸Y̵o̴u̷ ̶k̴n̶o̸w̵ ̸t̸h̶a̷t̴ ̶h̶e̴'̶s̶ ̶a̴l̷w̵a̵y̶s̷ ̸b̶e̴e̴n̸ ̵a̷ ̵t̵a̴l̷k̶e̵r̷.̵ ̶H̴i̴s̸ ̸f̶i̵n̸g̷e̵r̶s̶?̵ ̶S̵n̶a̵p̷p̸e̴d̶ ̶'̴e̵m̷ ̷o̶n̶e̶ ̸b̷y̷ ̶o̴n̷e̵.̶ ̶F̴e̸d̴ ̷t̷h̶e̴ ̵p̴i̷n̵k̴i̶e̸s̸ ̴t̶o̴ ̵m̷y̷ ̵h̴o̶r̸s̴e̵.̸ ̵T̶h̷e̸ ̶r̸e̷s̸t̸?̸ ̸S̷e̷a̶s̶o̷n̵i̷n̴'̴ ̸f̸o̸r̶ ̶t̸h̴e̵ ̵m̷a̶i̴n̷ ̶c̴o̴u̵r̵s̴e̷.̵ ̶

̸F̶o̸r̵ ̵B̸i̸l̶l̸ ̶W̸i̶l̸l̵i̶a̷m̴s̵o̵n̸,̶ ̴w̵e̴ ̵u̶s̸e̴d̵ ̴a̵ ̵n̸u̸t̵t̷y̶ ̵c̵r̴i̸c̶k̸e̴t̷ ̵c̵r̸u̵s̵t̸ ̷—̵ ̴c̵r̸i̶c̵k̶e̸t̵s̸,̷ ̵c̶r̵u̸s̵h̷e̴d̵ ̷s̶a̸g̷e̷,̷ ̶r̸o̴s̵e̴m̶a̴r̶y̸,̵ ̶a̵n̷d̸ ̸w̵i̴l̸d̷ ̸g̶a̴r̷l̴i̸c̵.̴ ̶W̴e̷ ̸c̸a̷r̶v̵e̶d̴ ̶t̴r̸o̶p̸h̷y̷ ̵c̴u̷t̶s̷ ̶(̵r̶i̴b̴s̶ ̶a̷n̷d̶ ̵f̶l̴a̸n̸k̶s̷)̸ ̴a̵n̸d̶ ̸p̵r̵e̸s̵s̶e̴d̵ ̸t̴h̶e̶ ̶c̴r̶u̸s̵t̷ ̶i̷n̵t̵o̴ ̴t̵h̸e̶ ̴m̶e̶a̵t̶s̵’̵ ̵s̴u̷r̸f̷a̸c̵e̶s̷,̶ ̶b̶i̸n̷d̸i̸n̶g̸ ̸w̸i̴t̵h̷ ̴b̶l̶o̷o̴d̵ ̵a̶n̴d̵ ̶f̵a̶t̸ ̸t̵o̸ ̵f̷o̴r̷m̵ ̵a̵ ̶c̵h̴a̸r̸r̴e̷d̶,̸ ̵c̷r̸a̷c̴k̶l̷i̸n̷g̶ ̸s̶h̷e̸l̷l̷.̷ ̷H̶e̴ ̵w̵a̴s̷ ̵a̵ ̵f̷u̴l̸l̴-̵o̷u̵t̵ ̵d̶i̷n̷n̷e̷r̷,̴ ̷S̴w̸a̴n̷s̴o̸n̵ ̵w̶a̶s̸ ̷m̴e̸r̸e̶l̴y̷ ̴a̸n̴ ̸a̸p̸p̷e̸t̶i̵z̶e̶r̷.̵ ̷A̶t̶e̴ ̸h̸i̷m̸ ̵a̶t̵ ̶3̵ ̴A̸M̷.̸ ̶F̵i̴r̴s̴t̴ ̷B̵i̷t̴e̷:̷ ̷T̵h̷e̵ ̴l̷e̷g̵.̷ ̸C̴r̸i̸s̷p̷ ̶a̸s̶ ̵a̶u̶t̴u̵m̴n̴ ̴l̴e̸a̸v̷e̴s̶,̴ ̶c̷r̵a̸c̶k̴l̷i̶n̵'̴ ̶w̴i̶t̷h̴ ̵c̷r̵i̵c̴k̵e̴t̵ ̶l̵e̵g̵s̸.̶ ̶S̴e̸c̵o̷n̸d̵:̷ ̴T̴h̵e̸ ̷h̵e̴a̶r̷t̴.̴ ̷C̶h̴e̷w̶y̸.̶ ̶M̶a̵r̵i̵n̵a̸t̴e̵d̶ ̵i̵n̸ ̷b̴o̵u̶r̸b̷o̷n̵ ̴a̴n̴d̷ ̴t̷o̶p̷p̵e̸d̷ ̶w̷i̷t̴h̸ ̷a̸ ̶s̴a̶g̵e̸ ̴l̶e̸a̵f̶.̸ ̵T̷h̸i̷r̵d̷:̷ ̴T̶h̸e̷ ̴l̴i̴v̴e̵r̵.̴ ̴S̴w̶o̵l̸l̷e̸n̸ ̷w̷i̵t̴h̶ ̶t̸o̷x̶i̵n̴s̷.̵ ̷P̶e̷r̸f̵e̷c̷t̶.̶ ̷W̵e̸ ̵s̵a̷v̵e̸d̸ ̵h̴i̷s̴ ̸t̴o̸n̸g̴u̸e̷ ̸f̶o̶r̴ ̷A̴r̴t̷h̵u̸r̸.̶ ̴T̸e̵l̸l̸ ̸h̸i̴m̴ ̶i̸t̷'̷s̸ ̷p̷i̴c̵k̵l̶e̶d̵ ̷i̵n̷ ̷a̴ ̴j̸a̸r̸ ̸a̶t̶ ̷S̷i̵x̸ ̶P̵o̸i̴n̵t̵ ̶C̸a̸b̸i̷n̴.̵ ̵C̸o̸m̶e̸ ̷a̸n̸d̸ ̶g̸e̷t̴ ̸i̶t̸.̵ ̶N̸o̷w̷,̷ ̵y̶o̵u̵ ̶d̶o̵ ̶r̷e̶a̸l̴i̴z̵e̷ ̴t̶h̸a̸t̶ ̴n̵o̷ ̶o̷n̴e̴ ̴c̴a̴n̸ ̴s̷a̷v̶e̷ ̸y̷o̵u̷.̷ ̵A̴i̴n̷'̶t̶ ̸n̸o̷ ̴g̴a̶n̸g̴ ̸b̴i̸g̷ ̶e̸n̴o̴u̵g̷h̵,̷ ̷n̷o̸ ̶h̸o̸l̵e̴ ̷d̵e̵e̵p̷ ̶e̵n̶o̷u̶g̸h̶.̵

̴Y̶o̸u̵'̷r̷e̶ ̵n̷e̸x̸t̶,̵

̶C̷o̷l̴m̸ ̶O̴’̶D̵r̷i̷s̷c̶o̵l̷l̵

̴P̶.̴S̴.̸ ̸T̷h̷a̶n̸k̶ ̸y̴o̵u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̷ ̶m̶y̴ ̵d̵i̵n̷n̶e̸r̷.̷ ̸T̵h̴e̴y̴ ̵w̸e̶r̴e̴ ̶d̷e̴l̶i̶c̴i̶o̴u̵s̶.̷ ̴I̷ ̸c̴a̴n̸'̴t̶ ̸w̸a̸i̷t̶ ̷t̶o̸ ̴h̷a̶v̷e̷ ̷y̸o̸u̴ ̶f̶o̵r̵ ̷b̸r̴e̷a̵k̷f̵a̷s̷t̷ ̶t̸o̴m̶o̶r̸r̶o̷w̸ ̵—̵ ̷w̶h̵e̵n̴ ̸y̴o̸u̷ ̵t̴r̶y̶ ̶t̵o̴ ̶t̶r̶a̵c̷k̸ ̵m̴e̷ ̸d̴o̶w̵n̸,̷ ̴t̵h̸a̵t̸'̷s̸ ̴w̵h̸e̷n̷ ̶I̴'̴l̶l̵ ̵e̴a̵t̷ ̵y̴o̵u̶.̸

Hello Colm,

While i understand that my criticism of your handwriting may have felt hurtful or insulting i feel like the murder and consumption of both Orville Swanson and Bill Williamson is blowing this completely out of proportion.

Now, i may not be able to express myself as politely and well written as esquilone but a infamous gang leader like you are shouldn't be ignored none the less.

That being said and out of the way, i don't know how a rotting carcass of a man like you can have the audacity to call me brittle boned when your skin is probably going to peel off soon. Either way, you and 'your boys' will never find me. Not tomorrow and not anyday that i breathe. If you find me afterwards, i hope you choke on my flesh. I wish you luck nonetheless.

Sincerely, VaronEatsEyes

P.s. Thank you for the recipe and cooking and cooking instructions. I'll be sure to remember them for our next meeting.

Colm drawing from a while ago :]

D̷e̸a̶r̵e̷s̶t̴ ̸B̴o̴n̷e̸-̵B̷r̵i̷t̵t̶l̷e̴ ̸H̵u̷m̶a̴n̸,̶

̶I̸ ̸c̸o̵u̸l̷d̵n̷'̵t̴ ̷h̵a̷v̸e̴ ̴a̴s̷k̶e̵d̴ ̵f̸o̷r̷ ̵a̸ ̵b̵e̸t̸t̸e̷r̴ ̶s̸o̵u̶r̵c̴e̶ ̷o̴f̴ ̸f̴o̶o̵d̴ ̵t̶h̵a̷n̵ ̴R̷e̴v̵e̵r̶e̷n̴d̵ ̵S̵w̷a̷n̸s̷o̵n̷ ̷—̴ ̸t̷h̷a̴t̵ ̶t̵r̶e̸m̴b̷l̶i̵n̸g̵ ̸a̸l̷c̴o̴h̶o̵l̸-̸s̴o̵a̵k̷e̷d̴ ̷s̷a̷c̶k̶ ̶o̷f̵ ̵r̵e̶g̶r̷e̸t̵s̶ ̶—̴ ̴a̸n̴d̷ ̵B̵i̷l̵l̴ ̶W̷i̴l̸l̴i̷a̷m̷s̵o̶n̶,̶ ̷t̵h̵a̷t̵ ̵o̵v̶e̷r̵g̸r̵o̶w̶n̸ ̸m̶a̸n̷ ̸w̸i̷t̵h̵ ̷t̴h̶e̷ ̵I̴Q̶ ̸o̴f̵ ̵a̵ ̶c̷o̶n̸c̴u̸s̸s̴e̸d̷ ̴m̶u̴l̴e̷.̵ ̷L̴e̶t̸ ̶m̸e̵ ̷t̴e̵l̴l̵ ̴y̶o̴u̷ ̵h̷o̸w̷ ̶w̶e̸ ̴b̷r̸o̷k̴e̶ ̵t̶h̵e̶m̵.̶

̴S̵w̵a̴n̸s̴o̶n̶ ̷p̵i̶s̵s̵e̵d̶ ̸h̶i̸m̶s̷e̴l̶f̴ ̶b̵e̴f̵o̵r̵e̴ ̸w̶e̵ ̴e̵v̸e̵n̷ ̸g̴o̵t̵ ̸t̴h̵e̵ ̶r̷o̴p̸e̵s̸ ̴o̵n̶ ̴h̵i̴m̸.̴ ̶B̴e̴g̷g̷e̸d̶ ̸J̶e̸s̸u̵s̵ ̷t̴o̶ ̶s̴a̷v̴e̵ ̴h̸i̵m̴.̴ ̸J̸e̴s̷u̸s̵.̵ ̵A̴s̷ ̶i̴f̸ ̴t̶h̷a̵t̸ ̵b̸a̵s̶t̸a̶r̷d̸ ̶e̷v̵e̴r̷ ̷l̴i̶s̷t̶e̵n̴e̵d̶.̴ ̷S̶o̴ ̸w̴e̸ ̵g̶a̷v̸e̶ ̶h̵i̶m̴ ̴a̷ ̴n̵e̴w̷ ̴g̸o̴d̶ ̴t̶o̵ ̴p̴r̷a̴y̸ ̷t̵o̶:̸ ̶m̶e̶.̸ ̵F̵i̶r̷s̸t̵,̸ ̸w̴e̶ ̷s̷t̵r̸i̴p̵p̸e̸d̷ ̴h̷i̴m̶ ̵b̴a̸r̷e̵ ̶a̶n̵d̶ ̴c̵a̷r̴v̸e̴d̶ ̸h̶i̴s̷ ̴f̶a̴v̶o̶r̸i̶t̵e̵ ̴h̷y̷m̵n̷ ̷i̷n̷t̶o̷ ̴h̶i̷s̵ ̷c̴h̴e̷s̴t̴,̴ ̵a̵n̴d̷ ̷w̵e̵ ̸e̶v̵e̸n̶ ̷a̵l̸l̷o̶w̴e̷d̷ ̸h̶i̵m̵ ̷t̵o̶ ̷s̵i̸n̸g̴ ̶i̴t̷ ̴w̸h̶i̶l̶e̷ ̶w̴e̵ ̸w̵o̵r̵k̴e̴d̷.̷ ̷T̸h̶e̵n̸,̸ ̶w̷e̸ ̷r̶e̵p̵l̶a̵c̵e̸d̶ ̴h̸i̴s̷ ̶a̴l̷c̷o̴h̸o̴l̸ ̶b̷o̴t̸t̵l̴e̶ ̵w̵i̸t̷h̸ ̶k̴e̵r̸o̶s̵e̵n̷e̴.̶ ̶D̵r̸a̶n̶k̷ ̸i̵t̴ ̸d̷o̸w̶n̵ ̸l̵i̴k̶e̷ ̴c̵o̵m̷m̶u̷n̶i̴o̴n̷ ̸w̸i̸n̸e̵,̷ ̵h̴e̵ ̷d̵i̴d̷.̴ ̶S̴c̷r̸e̶a̸m̴e̷d̵ ̴h̶o̸l̶y̷ ̴h̵e̷l̵l̶ ̴w̸h̵e̷n̷ ̶w̷e̵ ̸l̵i̷t̶ ̸a̴ ̷m̸a̶t̵c̵h̴ ̸u̸n̷d̷e̴r̶ ̷h̵i̸s̷ ̸c̶h̵i̵n̶.̸ ̴F̸i̴n̶a̶l̷l̷y̵,̴ ̸w̵e̷ ̶h̵u̴n̵g̶ ̷h̷i̸m̶ ̵u̶p̴s̵i̸d̸e̶-̴d̵o̷w̸n̵ ̵o̵v̶e̴r̶ ̸a̴ ̷f̶i̷r̷e̴.̶ ̴L̸i̸s̵t̶e̷n̵e̴d̴ ̷t̴o̵ ̶h̵i̸m̸ ̷s̶o̸b̵ ̴f̸o̶r̸ ̵m̸e̴r̴c̷y̵ ̸w̵h̶i̶l̵e̸ ̵h̷i̸s̵ ̶t̴e̴a̴r̷s̴ ̸e̷v̴a̷p̵o̵r̸a̴t̵e̵d̶ ̴m̷i̶d̷-̷a̷i̷r̷.̶ ̶T̶o̶o̷k̸ ̸h̶o̴u̸r̷s̵ ̵f̵o̴r̷ ̸h̷i̸m̶ ̷t̵o̸ ̶s̶t̶o̴p̸ ̵t̷w̷i̴t̶c̸h̶i̶n̸g̵.̶ ̷F̷u̴n̵n̸y̵ ̷t̵h̵i̷n̵g̷ ̶—̷ ̷t̵u̷r̴n̸s̸ ̴o̷u̷t̴ ̶a̴ ̴p̵r̶e̵a̴c̷h̶e̸r̸'̷s̷ ̶l̸u̸n̴g̸s̷ ̵m̵a̶k̵e̷ ̴a̸ ̸l̶o̶v̷e̶l̶y̶ ̵a̶c̶c̶o̴r̵d̴i̴o̶n̸.̸

̵W̴e̵ ̶m̶a̵s̷s̴a̷g̵e̴d̴ ̵a̵ ̴c̷i̸t̵r̶u̸s̷ ̴a̸n̶d̶ ̴f̸i̵r̶e̴ ̴a̴n̵t̶ ̵r̴u̷b̴ ̴—̴ ̵c̷o̶n̷s̸i̴s̴t̵i̸n̵g̵ ̵o̶f̶ ̸l̷e̸m̶o̴n̵ ̸a̸n̷t̶s̶,̷ ̷f̵i̷r̷e̵ ̵a̸n̸t̶s̶,̴ ̸w̵i̶l̸d̴ ̶t̷h̵y̶m̵e̶,̴ ̴c̷r̸u̵s̴h̷e̷d̴ ̶b̵l̴a̶c̷k̵ ̴p̸e̴p̶p̴e̸r̸,̶ ̷d̴r̶i̸e̶d̷ ̶l̸e̶m̴o̸n̷ ̸p̵e̸e̸l̸,̵ ̸a̷n̵d̴ ̸s̵a̷l̸t̸ ̵—̷ ̴i̵n̷t̶o̵ ̴h̴i̵s̴ ̴f̴l̴e̸s̸h̵ ̴t̶o̸ ̶a̷d̵d̷ ̷a̶ ̶b̵r̶i̴g̸h̶t̸,̸ ̶z̵e̸s̸t̷y̶ ̴h̵e̴a̷t̵.̵ ̸I̶t̷ ̸t̷u̴r̵n̵e̶d̴ ̵h̵i̴m̸ ̸i̸n̵t̷o̶ ̴a̴ ̶l̷i̷v̴i̵n̸g̸ ̵s̶p̴i̴c̸e̵ ̶r̵a̸c̸k̷.̴ ̸H̴i̵s̵ ̷s̸c̴r̴e̸a̶m̸s̷ ̶s̸e̶a̵s̵o̵n̴e̷d̸ ̸t̶h̸e̸ ̶a̸i̴r̶.̶ ̷B̵y̷ ̴t̷h̵e̵ ̴t̵i̴m̶e̸ ̷t̸h̴e̵ ̸f̴i̵r̴e̶ ̷l̴i̶c̵k̵e̵d̷ ̷h̵i̸s̷ ̴b̷o̶n̷e̷s̴,̴ ̵h̴e̶ ̴s̷m̷e̷l̷l̸e̵d̶ ̸l̸i̸k̷e̶ ̶a̶ ̴c̴i̷t̷r̸u̷s̶ ̶g̸r̸o̶v̸e̵ ̶i̸n̶ ̵J̶u̶l̸y̴ ̷—̸ ̷b̴r̸i̴g̸h̶t̷,̸ ̴t̴a̴n̵g̶y̷,̴ ̴b̴u̶r̴n̸i̵n̵g̵.̸ ̴A̶n̷d̵ ̵t̷h̵e̴ ̷t̶a̴s̵t̵e̷?̴ ̵F̷i̴r̷s̷t̸ ̶b̴i̴t̷e̴:̵ ̸z̶e̵s̴t̸.̶ ̵S̴e̵c̴o̶n̶d̸:̵ ̶s̵p̶i̸c̶y̶.̷ ̶T̸h̸o̴s̶e̷ ̴a̷n̸t̵s̴ ̸a̸i̶n̶'̸t̷ ̶j̵u̵s̸t̸ ̸f̷o̴r̸ ̶s̵h̵o̸w̸.̸ ̴T̴h̷i̸r̴d̶:̸ ̶r̷e̴p̷e̸n̷t̶a̸n̷c̸e̶.̷ ̷T̷h̶y̵m̵e̸ ̵a̸n̷d̷ ̸s̸a̸l̴t̶,̸ ̷l̴i̵k̸e̴ ̴t̵h̸e̴ ̶e̴a̶r̸t̵h̶ ̶i̴t̸s̵e̸l̴f̶ ̸b̴e̷g̸g̴e̷d̵ ̴f̵o̵r̵g̷i̷v̶e̶n̷e̴s̴s̶.̸ ̸I̸ ̸s̸a̷v̶e̶d̴ ̴t̶h̷e̷ ̵h̷e̶a̸r̸t̸ ̶f̸o̷r̶ ̷l̶a̵s̶t̶.̴ ̵A̴t̵e̶ ̴i̴t̴ ̵r̴a̴w̴.̵ ̶T̷a̶s̸t̵e̶d̸ ̸l̷i̶k̸e̴ ̴f̴e̶a̸r̶ ̷a̷n̴d̴ ̶c̵h̷e̸a̷p̶ ̶a̵l̶c̵o̸h̸o̸l̷.̷ ̸D̷i̸v̷i̴n̴e̷.̸

̵N̸o̸w̸,̶ ̷B̴i̸l̷l̷?̴ ̵T̶h̶a̶t̴ ̸l̸u̵m̶m̸o̴x̵ ̶f̶o̸u̴g̸h̶t̷ ̸l̸i̸k̷e̶ ̷a̶ ̸c̶o̷r̴n̵e̵r̶e̶d̵ ̷b̵o̸a̸r̸.̵ ̶B̵r̶o̷k̶e̶ ̷t̶w̴o̷ ̷o̵f̴ ̴S̶e̴a̶n̶’̴s̷ ̴f̴i̷n̸g̵e̴r̴s̸ ̷b̸e̸f̴o̵r̴e̶ ̵w̷e̸ ̶g̷o̸t̴ ̷h̶i̴m̸ ̶t̴r̵u̷s̴s̶e̴d̶ ̷u̴p̷.̴ ̴B̶u̵t̸ ̷b̵r̷a̵v̷e̸r̶y̸'̸s̸ ̵j̷u̸s̸t̴ ̶s̵t̵u̵p̴i̸d̷i̸t̷y̴ ̸i̵n̷ ̴a̵ ̸n̵i̷c̷e̶r̵ ̵h̶a̸t̷.̸ ̶W̴e̵ ̵s̶k̵i̶n̴n̵e̷d̷ ̴h̵i̵s̵ ̴a̴r̵m̶s̸ ̶r̵a̷w̶,̶ ̶l̷i̸k̶e̶ ̸p̶e̵e̵l̴i̶n̵g̵ ̷b̸a̴r̴k̷ ̸o̶f̷f̵ ̵a̶ ̸t̵r̶e̶e̷.̸ ̶U̸s̴e̵d̵ ̵h̴i̸s̶ ̴o̷w̸n̷ ̴k̵n̴i̴f̶e̸.̸ ̶P̴o̸e̸t̸i̸c̸ ̶j̶u̷s̴t̵i̴c̸e̵,̴ ̸D̸u̴t̵c̵h̶ ̷w̶o̴u̵l̸d̸ ̷c̴a̵l̵l̷ ̷i̶t̷.̶ ̴F̴e̵d̴ ̶h̶i̶m̷ ̶h̴i̵s̶ ̶t̵r̷i̶g̷g̴e̶r̵ ̵f̵i̸n̶g̴e̶r̴.̶ ̶C̸h̸o̸k̸e̶d̶ ̴'̷e̶m̴ ̸d̵o̸w̶n̵ ̴w̴i̴t̶h̸ ̵a̶ ̶s̴i̶d̶e̵ ̸o̴f̸ ̶h̵i̶s̸ ̸o̷w̴n̸ ̵b̸l̸o̶o̷d̸.̴ ̶S̷t̶u̶f̸f̶e̸d̶ ̷h̷i̶s̵ ̵m̶o̸u̵t̷h̴ ̶w̴i̷t̴h̶ ̷g̵u̷n̸p̷o̷w̷d̶e̴r̶ ̶a̵n̵d̷ ̴s̶e̷w̴e̸d̸ ̷i̸t̵ ̴s̴h̷u̷t̸.̶ ̸Y̵o̴u̷ ̶k̴n̶o̸w̵ ̸t̸h̶a̷t̴ ̶h̶e̴'̶s̶ ̶a̴l̷w̵a̵y̶s̷ ̸b̶e̴e̴n̸ ̵a̷ ̵t̵a̴l̷k̶e̵r̷.̵ ̶H̴i̴s̸ ̸f̶i̵n̸g̷e̵r̶s̶?̵ ̶S̵n̶a̵p̷p̸e̴d̶ ̶'̴e̵m̷ ̷o̶n̶e̶ ̸b̷y̷ ̶o̴n̷e̵.̶ ̶F̴e̸d̴ ̷t̷h̶e̴ ̵p̴i̷n̵k̴i̶e̸s̸ ̴t̶o̴ ̵m̷y̷ ̵h̴o̶r̸s̴e̵.̸ ̵T̶h̷e̸ ̶r̸e̷s̸t̸?̸ ̸S̷e̷a̶s̶o̷n̵i̷n̴'̴ ̸f̸o̸r̶ ̶t̸h̴e̵ ̵m̷a̶i̴n̷ ̶c̴o̴u̵r̵s̴e̷.̵ ̶

̸F̶o̸r̵ ̵B̸i̸l̶l̸ ̶W̸i̶l̸l̵i̶a̷m̴s̵o̵n̸,̶ ̴w̵e̴ ̵u̶s̸e̴d̵ ̴a̵ ̵n̸u̸t̵t̷y̶ ̵c̵r̴i̸c̶k̸e̴t̷ ̵c̵r̸u̵s̵t̸ ̷—̵ ̴c̵r̸i̶c̵k̶e̸t̵s̸,̷ ̵c̶r̵u̸s̵h̷e̴d̵ ̷s̶a̸g̷e̷,̷ ̶r̸o̴s̵e̴m̶a̴r̶y̸,̵ ̶a̵n̷d̸ ̸w̵i̴l̸d̷ ̸g̶a̴r̷l̴i̸c̵.̴ ̶W̴e̷ ̸c̸a̷r̶v̵e̶d̴ ̶t̴r̸o̶p̸h̷y̷ ̵c̴u̷t̶s̷ ̶(̵r̶i̴b̴s̶ ̶a̷n̷d̶ ̵f̶l̴a̸n̸k̶s̷)̸ ̴a̵n̸d̶ ̸p̵r̵e̸s̵s̶e̴d̵ ̸t̴h̶e̶ ̶c̴r̶u̸s̵t̷ ̶i̷n̵t̵o̴ ̴t̵h̸e̶ ̴m̶e̶a̵t̶s̵’̵ ̵s̴u̷r̸f̷a̸c̵e̶s̷,̶ ̶b̶i̸n̷d̸i̸n̶g̸ ̸w̸i̴t̵h̷ ̴b̶l̶o̷o̴d̵ ̵a̶n̴d̵ ̶f̵a̶t̸ ̸t̵o̸ ̵f̷o̴r̷m̵ ̵a̵ ̶c̵h̴a̸r̸r̴e̷d̶,̸ ̵c̷r̸a̷c̴k̶l̷i̸n̷g̶ ̸s̶h̷e̸l̷l̷.̷ ̷H̶e̴ ̵w̵a̴s̷ ̵a̵ ̵f̷u̴l̸l̴-̵o̷u̵t̵ ̵d̶i̷n̷n̷e̷r̷,̴ ̷S̴w̸a̴n̷s̴o̸n̵ ̵w̶a̶s̸ ̷m̴e̸r̸e̶l̴y̷ ̴a̸n̴ ̸a̸p̸p̷e̸t̶i̵z̶e̶r̷.̵ ̷A̶t̶e̴ ̸h̸i̷m̸ ̵a̶t̵ ̶3̵ ̴A̸M̷.̸ ̶F̵i̴r̴s̴t̴ ̷B̵i̷t̴e̷:̷ ̷T̵h̷e̵ ̴l̷e̷g̵.̷ ̸C̴r̸i̸s̷p̷ ̶a̸s̶ ̵a̶u̶t̴u̵m̴n̴ ̴l̴e̸a̸v̷e̴s̶,̴ ̶c̷r̵a̸c̶k̴l̷i̶n̵'̴ ̶w̴i̶t̷h̴ ̵c̷r̵i̵c̴k̵e̴t̵ ̶l̵e̵g̵s̸.̶ ̶S̴e̸c̵o̷n̸d̵:̷ ̴T̴h̵e̸ ̷h̵e̴a̶r̷t̴.̴ ̷C̶h̴e̷w̶y̸.̶ ̶M̶a̵r̵i̵n̵a̸t̴e̵d̶ ̵i̵n̸ ̷b̴o̵u̶r̸b̷o̷n̵ ̴a̴n̴d̷ ̴t̷o̶p̷p̵e̸d̷ ̶w̷i̷t̴h̸ ̷a̸ ̶s̴a̶g̵e̸ ̴l̶e̸a̵f̶.̸ ̵T̷h̸i̷r̵d̷:̷ ̴T̶h̸e̷ ̴l̴i̴v̴e̵r̵.̴ ̴S̴w̶o̵l̸l̷e̸n̸ ̷w̷i̵t̴h̶ ̶t̸o̷x̶i̵n̴s̷.̵ ̷P̶e̷r̸f̵e̷c̷t̶.̶ ̷W̵e̸ ̵s̵a̷v̵e̸d̸ ̵h̴i̷s̴ ̸t̴o̸n̸g̴u̸e̷ ̸f̶o̶r̴ ̷A̴r̴t̷h̵u̸r̸.̶ ̴T̸e̵l̸l̸ ̸h̸i̴m̴ ̶i̸t̷'̷s̸ ̷p̷i̴c̵k̵l̶e̶d̵ ̷i̵n̷ ̷a̴ ̴j̸a̸r̸ ̸a̶t̶ ̷S̷i̵x̸ ̶P̵o̸i̴n̵t̵ ̶C̸a̸b̸i̷n̴.̵ ̵C̸o̸m̶e̸ ̷a̸n̸d̸ ̶g̸e̷t̴ ̸i̶t̸.̵ ̶N̸o̷w̷,̷ ̵y̶o̵u̵ ̶d̶o̵ ̶r̷e̶a̸l̴i̴z̵e̷ ̴t̶h̸a̸t̶ ̴n̵o̷ ̶o̷n̴e̴ ̴c̴a̴n̸ ̴s̷a̷v̶e̷ ̸y̷o̵u̷.̷ ̵A̴i̴n̷'̶t̶ ̸n̸o̷ ̴g̴a̶n̸g̴ ̸b̴i̸g̷ ̶e̸n̴o̴u̵g̷h̵,̷ ̷n̷o̸ ̶h̸o̸l̵e̴ ̷d̵e̵e̵p̷ ̶e̵n̶o̷u̶g̸h̶.̵

̴Y̶o̸u̵'̷r̷e̶ ̵n̷e̸x̸t̶,̵

̶C̷o̷l̴m̸ ̶O̴’̶D̵r̷i̷s̷c̶o̵l̷l̵

̴P̶.̴S̴.̸ ̸T̷h̷a̶n̸k̶ ̸y̴o̵u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̷ ̶m̶y̴ ̵d̵i̵n̷n̶e̸r̷.̷ ̸T̵h̴e̴y̴ ̵w̸e̶r̴e̴ ̶d̷e̴l̶i̶c̴i̶o̴u̵s̶.̷ ̴I̷ ̸c̴a̴n̸'̴t̶ ̸w̸a̸i̷t̶ ̷t̶o̸ ̴h̷a̶v̷e̷ ̷y̸o̸u̴ ̶f̶o̵r̵ ̷b̸r̴e̷a̵k̷f̵a̷s̷t̷ ̶t̸o̴m̶o̶r̸r̶o̷w̸ ̵—̵ ̷w̶h̵e̵n̴ ̸y̴o̸u̷ ̵t̴r̶y̶ ̶t̵o̴ ̶t̶r̶a̵c̷k̸ ̵m̴e̷ ̸d̴o̶w̵n̸,̷ ̴t̵h̸a̵t̸'̷s̸ ̴w̵h̸e̷n̷ ̶I̴'̴l̶l̵ ̵e̴a̵t̷ ̵y̴o̵u̶.̸

Hello Colm,

While i understand that my criticism of your handwriting may have felt hurtful or insulting i feel like the murder and consumption of both Orville Swanson and Bill Williamson is blowing this completely out of proportion.

Now, i may not be able to express myself as politely and well written as esquilone but a infamous gang leader like you are shouldn't be ignored none the less.

That being said and out of the way, i don't know how a rotting carcass of a man like you can have the audacity to call me brittle boned when your skin is probably going to peel off soon. Either way, you and 'your boys' will never find me. Not tomorrow and not anyday that i breathe. If you find me afterwards, i hope you choke on my flesh. I wish you luck nonetheless.

Sincerely, VaronEatsEyes

P.s. Thank you for the recipe and cooking and cooking instructions. I'll be sure to remember them for our next meeting.

Colm Study i don't have the patience to finish.

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