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You thought I would just let this crackship die?! Ha ha ha… no
someone will die.. of fun
Sandwich time
Ok so for a bit of context I wanted to try to make some crossover ship for some time now aaaaand this is the result...
(btw tell me if you any idea for a ship name)
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT TAYLOR SWIFT'S ENDGAME WOULD BE SUGURU GETO. I THINK SHE'D ALSO GENUINELY FIX HIM. I HAVE A LOTTA OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, INCLUDING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS' TYPE, AND I WAS LISTENING TO MIDNIGHTS WHEN I REALISED THAT YES, THIS, THIS IS WHAT THEY NEED. SOMETHING ABOUT HIM QUELLING ALL HER INSECURITIES. SOMETHING ABOUT HER ACTUALLY LISTENING TO HIM AND VIEWING THE PERSON BEHIND HIS JOB AND ABILITIES AND THE PEOPLE HE SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH. NOT TO MENTION THE CHANGE IN IDEOLOGIES THE TWO WILL HAVE WITH EACH OTHER, FOR THE BETTER. SO YEAH IN CONCLUSION, I REITERATE THE FACT THAT TAYLOR SWIFT COULD'VE PREVENTED ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE.
i rlly like persona and my gf rlly likes Homestuck..... so we took (one) of our favorite characters and shipped them together. AS A JOKE at first... then it grows onto us.
ITS SO DUMB BUT IT'S FIRE TRUST ME
credit to @spinneytonz for the art (＾3＾♪
Cross over brain rot has latched its self to me and it won't LEAVE. HELP.
Happy valentines day! I'm DEEP in the creepypasta trenches again randomly so here's some popular ships!
And.. and one of my own
I LOOOVE crossover ships so much someone please send me your rare pairs so I can draw them HDNSJSBDI🙏🙏🙏
Anyway here's mortitwi
Since everyone seemed to really like Miku x Monika, here's a lil comic I made, might continue it🤞
If you don't like crack ships don't follow me 🤚🤚
If you ever sad that your fav ship will never be canon, just remember that time DC got bored and made Barbra Gordon and Donatello Hamato canon
Sans x Reigen in acnh because Toby Fox said gay rights 🌈✨️
♡ Happy early Valentines Day ♡
(ft. The Once-Ler as the wedding officiant because why not throw another Tumblr Sexyman in there while we're at it)
Crackship
Lalaloopsy x monster high lol
There’s also a fan theory/crackship that is Larry and Franziska, based on their dynamic by the ‘Investigations’ games, and how by ‘Spirit of Justice’ Larry had actually convinced her to model for him for his picture book series, from which he became Spencer Shay-level rich.
As a crackship I think that’s HILARIOUS and I love it. It’s also super cute to see Franziska open up to more people and form genuine friendships/relationships, especially with someone like Larry.
Well, though this is a wild idea i have kept for months, but I love this crackship, none can stop me 🙀😼😸
Karaka and Yuri
TW: blood, crackship
Mouthwashing doodles that I would like to have more of, but I felt shitty after drawing 👍
I don't know how they came to me, but I want this relationship to be filled with comfort.
And my son 💖
It could be better, but I'm too tired...
Girls opened the door at the wrong time)
Closer + Bonus:
This thought still won't leave me:
Howard cares about his boy and he is against the dirty Japanese touching him.
Translate:
Howard: The next time your mongrel touches my boy, I'll rip his dick off!
Heiter: Who needs your HIV positive twink... (besides, you can just cut it off)
Aubrey Plaza & Ben Barnes Crackship
Aubrey Plaza & Joseph Morgan Crackship
calling all my marvel fan stays… how many of yall would be interested in a felix/peter parker fic 🫣
this would be my first skz fic, i came up with it as a crackship but it’s actually gaining traction in my brain
here’s what i know so far:
peter grew up in queens but when his parents died he moved in with his aunt may in seoul
so they have moving to korea from an english-speaking place in common and are both fluent in english and korean
they’re both fanboys of each other (peter loves skz and felix is lowkey obsessed with spiderman to the point where the other members tease him about “oh, your boyfriend stopped a robbery yesterday” and shit like that)
when they first meet it kinda goes like “omg you’re felix from stray kids” “omg you’re spiderman” *awkward gay silence* (simultaneously) “CAN I GET A PICTURE”
stay theorizes that han is secretly spiderman and peter finds it very funny
felix once mentioned spiderman in a live and peter (who was watching) almost fell off his ceiling
peter is college aged bc i love college student peter parker so much
i’m thinking the premise starts with something like it’s snowy/slushy and peter saves felix from getting run over by a not paying attention moped (which i understand is pretty common in seoul) and peter gets splashed all over by slush and felix insists on bringing him back to his dorm to dry off so he doesn’t get hypothermia
idk i just love a gay and awkward couple
lmk if you’d be interested and, if so, what tropes/tags/themes/scenarios you’d like to see!! :)
I decided to use an otp prompt generator and these are what I got (someone please make these into one shots) +(some NSFW)
Your prompt: Severus and Remus are walking home from school; work; etc and on the way to their house, Remus picks up a stick. All of the sudden, Remus runs up to a tree and starts to hit the tree with the stick while yelling Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself, and Severus starts to laugh until they cry.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus is tied to the bed. Remus leaves them there for a while with the promise of really pleasurable, hardcore, bondage fucking. Severus is so horny and can’t stand waiting to the point where they’re literally screaming for Remus to just do them already.
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Your prompt: Severus and Sirius are fooling around and Sirius says "Oh shut up! I know you love me!" to which Severus responds with "I'd sell you to Satan for a single corn chip.".
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Your prompt: NSFW
Sirius: Hey I think my dick died.
Severus: It died?
Sirius: Yeah, can I bury it in your ass?
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Your prompt: James has an online buisness meeting with someone important who lives across the world so they stay up until 12:00 for the meeting. Severus doesn't want to leave James alone so they grab a blanket and lay in James's lap as they attend the meeting. Bonus if: Severus accidentally smacks James on the face in their sleep and everyone in the meeting says that they're cute.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus's wearing tight yoga pants that accentuates their ass and James is trying their hardest not to jump them in public. All bets are off once they enter their house though. What happens next is up to you.
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Your prompt: Remus tilting Severus's chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. Remus delicately thumbs away a streak of blood from Severus's mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a breif pause, Severus's heart skips a nervous beat as Remus looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense. Their anger barely restrained.
"Who did this to you?"
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus ties open Severus's legs and goes down on them for hours, making Severus cry out from cumming so much that it leads to overstimulation and Severus is begging for Remus to stop. Remus wont stop until they are satistfied, ignoring Severus's moans of pleasured protest.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus wants sex but Sirius is feeling naughty and makes them beg for it.
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Your prompt: Sirius holding Severus's hands when they are shaking.
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Your prompt:
James: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night* "I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive!"
Severus: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds. Please kill me.
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Your prompt: They meet when Severus sees James walk into a street sign.
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Your prompt: Severus is baking cookies and has to split their attention between watching the timer and fighting off James, who keeps trying to steal cookie dough from the bowl.
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Your prompt:
Severus and James: *At a basketball game*
Severus and James: *Gets on the Kiss Cam*
Severus: *Blushing like crazy, covering their head*
James: *Making and obvious no gesture*
Crowd: *Boos*
Severus and James: *Kiss Cam comes back to them several times during the game and both object*
James fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!
James:*Grabs Severus by the collar, kissing them*
Crowd: *Cheers loudly*
Severus: *Sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Severus: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?
James: *Shrugs and continues to watch the game*
Sirius and Remus, slipping a hundred bucks to the nearby cameraman: Thank you, my good sir.
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Your prompt: Sirius lightly kissing Severus on top of a freshly formed bruise.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus and Sirius as the main leads in a play. There's a sex scene in the play, and they get so into the moment that they end up going off the script, and talk dirty to each other, before having real sex on the stage. The audience all think they’re just acting, and the reviews commend them for their realistic take on sex.
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Your prompt: Police Officer AU Sirius is a police officer with a K-9 companion and Severus works at the donut shop that Sirius visits every morning with their dog. Severus first falls in love with the dog, then the person who parents it.
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Your prompt: NSFW It's a Winter night and it's snowing pretty heavily outside. Severus complains that they are cold so Remus picks them up, grabs a blanket then walks over to the fire. Remus proceeds to wrap themselves up with Severus and they cuddle by the fire. A few moments later, Remus starts to kiss and bite their way down Severus's neck. Severus becoms flustered as asks what Remus is doing. Remus just replies with "I'm warming you up, Severus" in a seductive voice. It soon leads to slow, steamy sex by the fire.
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Your prompt: Imagine Remus running up behind Severus and quickly picking them up and spinning them around, setting them back down and placing Severus's head on their chest and Remus's chin now resting on their head. Before Severus can ask what has got them in such a good mood today, they whisper, "I just realized how in love I am with you and it feels fantastic."
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus and Severus the morning they have had sex. Severus decides to go shower and Remus notices *fluid* runnning down Severus's legs, Aroused again, Remus follows Severus into the shower where they go again.
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Your prompt: Imagine that Severus was in an abusive relationship before they were with Remus. One day, Severus accidentally breaks something (a plate, vase, etc), and while Remus isn't mad at all, Severus starts crying and whispering Please don't hurt me over and over again. (Because in their past relationship, breaking something would have resulted in abuse). Remus gently wraps their arms around Severus and tells them in a kind voice that they would never hurt Severus, and that Remus promises to keep Severus safe at all costs.
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Your prompt:
Severus, is playing piano: Maybe one day I can play at your wedding.
Remus: Gross, I don't want you playing at my wedding.
Remus: How about you stand beside me instead?
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Your prompt:
Severus: God give me patience.
Remus: I believe the saying is 'God give me strength.'
Severus: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
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Your prompt: NSFW Remus pinning Severus down, locking their gazes together for a few moments, and then slowly trailing kisses down Severus's body. They get encouraged by the soft mewling Severus makes, and it ends in sweet, slow and romantic sex.
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Your prompt: Remus having to help Severus undress after an injury.
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Your prompt: NSFW Imagine Sirius and Severus sitting at a table in a public place. They play a game, unknown to the people around them, in which Sirius gradually moves their hand up Severus's leg under the table. The game is to see how close Severus can let Sirius's hand get to there between their thighs before they chicken out and stop them.
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Your prompt: NSFW Sirius making Severus dress in really kinky underwear and later takes their sweet time to enjoy the view as Severus blushes heavily and is quite embarrassed.
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Your prompt: Severus and Sirius were supposed to go out for a date but a snow storm hits and they get snowed in. Sirius is really sad about it so Severus builds them a blanket fort so they can spend the evening snuggling and watching Christmas movies together.
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Your prompt: NSFW Severus is a virgin and Sirius practically worships their body the first time they have sex, giving every part of them attention in order to make it enjoyable for Severus.
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Your prompt: NSFW Sirius teasing Severus with sex toys.
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Your prompt: Severus screams at the top of their lungs and when James comes running to them, they find Severus standing on top of a chair screaming about a spider. Bonus: James is also afraid of spiders.
You can change the characters to ones you think work better
i shared on tiktok that i wrote a mater x luigi as in luigi from the cars movie fanfic but they all thought I was talking about luigi mangione and like that is so much better picture this: luigi mangione is an infamous assissine known for his bold and impactful political assissinations–and his jaw droppingly good looks. Mater is the best agent in C.H.R.O.M.E., Command Headquarters for Recon Operations and Motorized Espionage, a role he earned for himself when he saved the World Grand Prix race from the evil organization, the Lemons. Mangione is as evasive as he is effective, killing with such grace and prowess that billionaires and CEOs globally have been dropping like flies ever since his first kill, the United Health Care CEO. The top 1% is scared, pouring all their money into efforts to catch and kill Mangione before their head is on the chopping block. The issue has been so bad and so terrifying that many billionaires have been forced to stop their cherished annual charitable donation of $1. Times are truly troubling. For the first time in what has been months, the world’s governments have finally gotten a lead– they found Luigi Mangione’s apartment.
“Agent Mater, I don’t know how else to say this: we need you. After getting the recent lead with Luigi’s apartment, we have discovered that he plans to kill Elon Musk. We need to stop him, but we have no clue where he is.” Jack Crawford looked tired. He missed Will, but Will was gone. He ran off with Hannibal Lector a few months back. Jack needs Mater on this case, he needs a trusted agent who won’t run off with a killer.
“So you want me tuh find luigi and kill’em?” Mater asks nonchalantly. He’s done this task a million times as the best agent the FBI- nay the world– has ever seen, holding a documented 3,037,000 kills alone.
“Yes. I have these pictures of his apartment and of what we found in it. Take a look and tell me–”
“Im gonna stop you right there. I aint lookin at any pictures, i gotta see the place with my own windshield.” Mater looks strong, he knows he can order Jack around like this. Mater’s skill has allowed him privileges few others have had. Also, Jack is mentally broken by Will. Jack gives in.
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The apartment is on the 20th floor of the downtown brooklyn highrise. Mater is lifted up there by a crane, too big for the narrow human hallways of the building.
“Well there goes any surprise if he’s there”, Mater thought glumly, “i cant believe that in the year of our lord 2025 there is still such rampant discrimination for living cars.” a tear runs from his eyes.
“THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!”--*CRASH!!* Mater was just swung in through the window, he does a super sick role to slow his fall and lands with his tire sticking out, ready to show off. The apartment is neaty, excluding the glass and rubble from the wall he was just thrown through. Mater drives around slowly taking in the room. It is well decorated he notes, loving Mangione’s taste in decor. The photograph of Mangione on the wall catches Mater’s attention. Luigi’s abs are on full display and he is hiking, Mater’s engine revs a bit.
“Odd…” he thought. He drives around a bit more, searching and scanning for some kind of sign of where Luigi is going to kill Musk. He was looking at some more pictures of Luigi when he saw it. The space ship and the orange. Elon Musk was planning create a new worl record: have the least productive space trip with the most CO2 emissions. Because of the threat Musk had been hiding the launch spot but somehow Luigi found it. The John F. Kennedy Space Center.
“Oh my diddly darn yall, he’s gonna JFK Elon Musk.”
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The air is hot and damp leaving Luigi looking permanently oiled up and his hair up in perfect curls.
“God how can i see in stealthily when i look this hot?” Luigi worried to himself. He was already hot in drier new york, how could he make it to the space station on time with the number of people that will be flirting with him, unaware or because of who he is?
Walking off the plane, Luigi is relaxed. He knows his home had been broken into by the FBI and that they knew he planned on killing the fuckass piece of human shit from a butt evil little human elon musk. He was fine with them knowing– more eyes on justice– as he thought there was no way for them to catch up with him, unaware of a certain rusty pickup added to the team.
When he finally gets to the center 84 hours later, a lot of people were filtering, the launch was mere hours from starting. He planned a head for it took take a while for him to get there, but it took him 4 hours longer than he would of liked. His plan was simple: snip the rat from his perch then send a burning arrow to cook him for the people to eat the rich. He was already and imposition for the attack when he heard an odd rumbling sound from behind him. Looking back, he saw a large brown rusty truck with massive green eyes. It was the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. His jaw fell open.
“He-he-lloo” Luigi is shocked. Mater is too. This reaction is normal for the truck who pulls mad bitches, but he wsa stunned to see Luigi in person. Mater never kept up with the news, they never talked about his top secrete killings, so this was his first time really seeing the man. Mater’s jaw dropped too.
“Are yew gonna kill Elon Musk?” Mater asked, a genuine qeustion as Luigi’s beautiful face grew empathy he hadn’t felt since his youth with his first love Luigi(yellow car).
“Yeah, he sucks. He’s literally a nazi.”
“REALLY? I hate nazis lets kill the bitch” they kill him and its beautiful the people dance on Musk’s burning carcas.
“Hey Luigi, let’s run away together and get married i love you”
“I love you too Mater” they then have sex i dont know how
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!” Jack Crawford cries, “HOW DID I LOOSE ANOTHER AGENT TO A HOMOEROTIC REALATIONSHIP WITH A KILLER??? AM I A MATCH MAKER???omg i am.” with this realization jack leaves the fbi and starts a matching making business and its best to ever exist.
in cars 2, mater tells the story of him accidentally taking the battery out of his friend luigi, the yellow car with the tire store, and then showing him the battery, causing luigi to stall. I chose to interpret this as a metaphor for the end of the two's love affair when mater forced luigi to see the truth of their situation. Luigi and mater were fast friends when they first met, drawn to one another's clear eccentricities. You wouldn't know this, however, based on their relationship in the movies, all thanks to that fateful night years before lightning had started racing and route 66 was still thriving. It was a summer night, warm and starry like any other night off the beautiful route 66. Mater and luigi were just friends to the general town and their conscious thought. In the subconscious, however, the two cars knew what they really were. Lovers, soulmates, individuals bound to each other in every universe, every time line. They knew it from the way their engines raced when they saw each other and the pits in their gas tanks they felt when some lowlife wom*n would flirt with one of them.
"I'm going to fucking kill her" mater thought when he saw the skimpy red porshe flirting with his love- I mean friend the other day. As the pair drive out to the cattle field together, mater smiles, thinking of the porche's screams as she was taken away by his alien friends.
"its ahh beautiful ahh night mator mama mia." luigi says, turning away to hide the blush that creeps across his face from saying "beautiful" and "mator" in the same sentence. He doesn't know why this happens or why his engine always starts to rev when he sees that not yet rusty towtruck.
"It sure is luigi. Hey, want some of fillmore's stuff? its crazy man" mator offers to luigi. they proceed to get high as fuck.
"this is ahh good ahh shitehh mator" luigi says italianly.
"yeah dude"mator coughs out, no longer wanting to talk because the typing Italian tutorial sucks. They gaze into each others windshields for the moment, frozen in place. The two slowly lean in, entranced by the moment, stopping as their lip bumper things bump in the middle. The kiss is brief but enrapturing and the two are on each other in an instant. The scene is passionate and confusing as the cars wrestle in the grass surrounded by tractors. Then, as suddenly as it started, it was over. Mator was willing to accept what they had, who they were, but luigi wasn't. His love was drawn out by mator in that moment like a hook catching a battery, and was shown to him in the beautiful eyes of his lover. He couldn't take it, couldn't handle watching his true self be exposed like this and he frozen so to speak, throwing mator off in to the tall grass. He raced back to town as fast as he could, unable to face his love. Mator was left there in the grass, stunned and stoned. The only thing that moved him from his place was the sound of a tractor, tipping with a loud "HONKKKKKK".
Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!
Hazbin Hotel crackship:
Alastor’s mother X Angel Dust’s mother
Now that I have gotten some attention, I have decided to share a Hazbin Hotel crack ship that I personally love. Ready?
Alastor’s mother (Who I will call Claire) X Angel Dust’s mother (Sally)
Now hear me out. These to women go to heaven. After a couple of decades they become neighbors and hit it off. They become friends and soon begin to connect through their similar pasts. They bond over their abusive husbands (headcannon) and how their sons have ended up in Hell. They talk about their issues and help each other heal. And eventually they develop new feelings for one another and start dating. After a couple of years they get married up in heaven and permanently move in together.
Another thing that interests me is how it will affect other characters. Molly, who is also up in heaven, at first struggles to understand their relationship, but eventually realizes that they make each other happy, and comes to terms with everything, even calling Claire mom.
Alastor and Angel Dust on the other hand, would have a totally different take on it. Angel Dust struggles with the idea of Sally taking up another love, and feels like he was left behind. Alastor on the other hand, is having way more trouble processing this. On one hand his mother obviously loves Sally as she is happier talking about her wife than she ever was with her husband. On the other hand, he and Angel Dust are now Step brothers?!?
This obviously isn’t everything I have in mind, but I just wanted to share my favorite crack pairing with the fandom.
Is this a ship?
I mean like, I randomly started shipping Tomura Shigaraki and Tomoko Shiretoko(Ragdoll). This came out of nowhere and I mean there’s weirder crackships in the fandom. Why not just go crazy?
Like I can imagine a fic going like Tomoko wants to still help the WWPC even though she no longer has a quirk, so she goes off on her own to try to seduce the League of Villains leader himself Shigaraki. Then they actually end up falling for each other. DOESN’T IT SOUND GOOD?! I like the idea, so maybe? I need a good ship name for this
Guys..
this may seem out of the blue.. but I was listening to the blues (old rock n such), daydreaming about Bruce Wayne x My oc n stuff, the usual~
But then it struck me; was superman alive when Elvis Presley was alive?? (Like in the DC universe)
So I had to search it up and apparently superman’s birthday is February 29 (but the first comic was June 1938 so that’ll be his birth-year since I cannot find his birth year)
And Elvis presleys birthday is 8th January 1935… THEY COULD’VE MET OR SOMETHING CUZ OF THEY ARE SIMILAR AGE!!
And yk how Elvis was a fan of superman? (Hence the iconic curl in his hair✨)
What if it was REVERSED??.. like Clark/superman decided to give himself that curl to match Elvis because he thought he was cool too??
AM I MAKING ANY SENSE?!?
Like I can just picture Superman talking to the league about him going to one of Elvis Presleys’ live concerts when he was younger and he was able to lock eyes with Elvis Presley himself who was singing his heart out to the crowd of screaming girls, he then talks about how he immediately got butterflies in his stomach and got so flustered his face turned red, saying it’s one of his best memories he remembers (and also mentioning why he has his iconic curl is because of Elvis),
Then Batman nonchalantly says “did you have a crush on Elvis Presley?” And the way Superman would TURN RED slowly realising he did have a crush on him and then questions his sexuality for the entire day..
Spoiler: he finds out he’s Bi when he looks back at more memories of when he was younger✨ (e.i; his embarrassing fashion sense and his terrible record at dating)