Crackship - Blog Posts

Guys do we still fw crack ships..

Because I'm going to be honest these guys are growing on me.

So, I put a few different anime characters into Tomadachi life and am now still processing the fact Saiki K developed feelings for another islander and confessed, to which that islander accepted those feelings and got together with Saiki. So who's the other islander?

Megumi Fushiguro. So now Saiki and Megumi are dating because I thought it would be funny if Saiki confessed since I was sure Megumi didn't feel the same..

[Image Description: Dr. Olivia Octavia’s from Into the Spider-Verse reaches for the robot GLADOS from the Portal series. Both characters have a pink “blush” drawn on. End ID.]

[Image Description from alt text: A badly edited image of Mettaton from Undertale with an arm around Troupe Master Grimm from Hollow Knight. End ID.]

[Image Description from alt text: A badly edited image of Mettaton from Undertale with an arm around Troupe Master Grimm from Hollow Knight. Both characters have a pink blush and the background is full of pink hearts. End ID.]

[Image Description from alt text: A badly edited image of Mettaton from Undertale with an arm around Troupe Master Grimm from Hollow Knight, depicting them as blushing and in love, in a heart-shaped frame. Text above and below the heart reads “Dance with me, darling…” and “The audience awaits.” End ID.]

This came through my dash, so here’s my cringey crossover crackship: Mettaton from Undertale and Grimm from Hollow Knight. These definitely-gay deadly dancers both live for the show… I can’t help but imagine the chaos of a combined act! They’d also argue because Grimm’s aesthetic choices and general style are way more tasteful than Mettaton’s though lol 😆

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

*sending out mind waves like Xavier*

"marvel fans, send me your most randomest/crack-est/craziest ships that sounds like a mad man's ramblings"

(Also I'd be pleased if you incorporate a fun name, example: Warlocki for loki x Adam warlock or bullet sponge for frank castle x reed richards)

"You can comment it or repost this with your ship(s)"

CRACK SHIPPPP CRACK SHIPPPPP

I’ve been seeing all these crack ships with Disney and JJK and other anime.

I ask anyone who has the ability to show me fanart with Snow White and Inosuke.

I think new crackship came to my mind

C’mon guys - both have poison as their mane advantage, both fight in very unique ways, both are cold-blooded menace to their opponents, both show so little emotions for most of the time. They would definetely get along.

I wanted to make scene as corny as possible but it ended up being way too sugary and bright.

Yes, I know that conversation have no sense.

Juste: This is the vampire killer. The Belmont heirloom weapon that we use to kill Dracula and night creatures. A Holy weapon that can only be used by those who are worthy-

*Nino steps on his bare chest with a high-heeled boot, while holding the Vampire killer with a sadistic smile. They are both in bed, Juste tied up and Nino using a dominatrix outfit.*

Nino: After this night, this whip will also be called Juste Destroyer. Be ready~

Juste: Lord have mercy...

*The next day...*

Alucard: Why are you walking like that?

Juste: I dont feel my hips. *Putting another bag of Frozen Peas on his body while Laying on couch* And my body is sore.

Alucard: And why are you with the Vampire Killer?

Nino: You mean the "Juste Destroyer"? *Smiling inocent*

Alucard: Juste Destro-? *Notices Juste Face and realizes*

Alucard: Oh.

*Lacks sleep, creates this to add on my crackship list. Enjoy*

*Alucard looks at the city at night. Hundreds of years, and the world have changed. Even in other universes this rule remains the same. He wonders if in this world the same happened like his original world: Dracula, the Belmont family, the Great Castle War... He remember that he went to this world after hearing on his own world that after killing Dracula's Wraith the young Juste Belmont got sent into a portal to another world. Alucard followed him, and found out Juste fell in 2018 Japan, and fell in love with a member of Nakano family to the point He was willing to stay. Alucard knows that its not that simple. But he can understand the feeling, after all...*

Itsuki: You are still awake?

Alucard: I dont need sleep like you mortals. Also, i like watching the city from the top of this building. I love to see the changes that this world had in almost 300 years. Its all different but also the same.

Itsuki: I still dont believe in lots of things you and Juste told us. Like, monsters, Vampires, magic castles, you...

Alucard: He talked about me?

Itsuki: Like he was talking about a cool uncle or something.

Alucard: heh... In all my time on here, my duty has been 2 things. Taking care of the world so I could stop my father of destroying it... And taking care of the Belmonts. After all, they are the closest thing i have from a family.

*He looks at Itsuki with a teasing smile, the moonlight and the city lights shining across his fair skin, his yellow eyes looking at hers.*

Alucard: You consider yourself to be the older sister. You must understand why i care so much about them.

Itsuki: I do. But i learned one thing with a friend. If you care too much about someone, you must not forget to take care about yourself. *She puts a plate on his side, with a piece of cheesecake on it.* Here. I thought you could be Hungry.

Alucard: You thought or you were just attacking the fridge at night again?

Itsuki: *Blushes* I-its not my fault that correcting all these tests makes me hungry! Besides, i love sweets and i wont be ashamed of it.

Alucard: I know. *He gets up, taking a bite of the cake.* I saw you making it Last night. Its delicious.

Itsuki: Really?

Alucard: Could put the best bakers in the streets. *He hears Miku and Nino sneezes in their rooms, smiling a bit* What kind of lessons you teach in your school?

Itsuki: I teach both Maths and history. Now im correcting the history tests. Gosh...

Alucard: Considering that im a very old Dhampir, i would love to help you correcting the tests with you.

Itsuki: So sit down right here that im gonna bring the answer sheet. Oh and you can help me improve my next class!

Alucard: Go on. I have all night.

*Alucard and Itsuki spent the entire night together, discussing about the classes she would teach the next day and correcting tests and exams together. Alucard said to itself that night one thing:*

"When i first arrived at this world, i repreended Juste for wanting to stay and live a more peaceful life. But i did forgot thats a thing that one must experience to understand. After that night with her, all i can say its one thing."

"If i can choose, i wish i never leave her side too."

Nino: Oh you woke up! Good morning, Juste. Sorry for the clothing, it was one of old Fuutarou clothes before he moved up with Yotsuba to the next building. Hope you dont care.

Juste: Well, nothing im not used to. *Looking at a mirror* Oh God.

Juste: I look like my Netflix version.

*First Chapter of the fanfic will come next week*

Juste: Should i ask you, Alucard. How did you found me so Quickly?

Alucard: Wherever a Belmont is about to do shit that will somehow ruin the world, the universe grants that im there to slap some sense on your heads.

Itsuki: He also fell in my room while i was correcting my students tests!

Alucard: Like i said, the universe knows best.

Alucard: Juste Belmont, how in the fuck are you in Japan in 2018 when you were supposed to be in 1748?!

Juste: Like the People on this generation say, im in love-therapy.

Alucard: ... What?

Nino: He has lots of issues and needs lots of hugs and sweets. Seriously, what the fuck did you threw at him at that time?

Alucard: Considering that he is a Belmont... My dad.

Juste: Sometimes i feel that if someone caressed me in my face, i would just pass out.

Nino: *Gently holds Juste face*

Juste:

Future Story to come, by me:

GOTOUBUN NO CASTLEVANIA HANAYOME: The Quintessential Castlevania Quintuplets

Synopsis: After defeating Dracula Wraith in 1748, the Vampire Hunter Juste Belmont got himself sent by a powerful spell to another timeline on the year of 2018, where not only he ends up in Japan but also in the Nakano family building. Now trying to find a way back to his timeline, Juste must also protect the Nakano family from the dangers that surrounds them.

Soon to come, on this same tumblr

Questions and curiosities, my askbox is open.

Juste: *Locking the door behind him, trying to put heavy stuff on it*

Yotsuba: What are you doing?

Juste: Nino is mad.

Yotsuba: What?

Nino: *Trying to open the door* JUSTE BELMONT! YOU ATE MY PUDDING!

Juste: I didnt knew it was yours!

Nino: IT HAD MY NAME ON IT, YOU LIAR!

Yotsuba: Why are you praying?

Juste: So God give the mercy on me dying faster-

*In a Supermarket*

Nino: Wow, Juste, there's lots of Meat in the cart. Are you trying to bulk out or something?

Juste: Uh? No. This is actually for Itsuki.

Nino: Wait what?

Juste: That girl eats more than my grandpa Simon and that guy defeated Dracula twice.

Juste: *Equipping the Platinum Tip on its whip while taking the Cross Subweapon and the Magical Books* So, you said a weirdo called you out near your work.

Miku: Yeah... *Looking at Nino, who is comforting her* He looked so angry when i said no to him...

Nino: Thats a jerk, thats what He is. *Notices Juste leaving* where are you going?

Juste: Do what a Belmont does.

*Later...*

News: At the 17:30 of today, a giant light beam covered in metalic crosses was seen in the Middle of the City. Witnesses reported a white-haired man branding a whip with a metal Ball on its tip against a local gang before the Beam appeared. The said gang wasnt found yet to give their version of the facts.

Nino: *Staring at Juste, who came back 30 minutes after this happening and was drinking a juice sitting by her side*

Juste: What?

Nino: What does a Belmont do?

Juste: We get rid of monsters.

Juste Belmont: How the hell did i end up in this world?

"Nino" Nakano: You literally fell from the sky on top of our building branding a whip and a bible while screaming BY THE POWER OF THE LORD I BANISH YOU, FOWL BEAST!

Juste: Im surprised on how you can do a good impression of me.

"Nino": I can do a good impression of almost everyone~

Juste: You are a good actress, Ichika.

Ichika: What?! *Takes off her Nino disguise* How did you knew it was me?

Juste: You all are different in your own.

Ichika: You are no fun at all.

Crack ship

mañana tengo que levantarme temprano .... ¿Por qué soy asi?

como sea xD hace poco acabe de ver la 3 temp de osomatsu-san y ... ¿serie? ¿videos? eddsworld, asi que, como buena persona-sin-que-hacer, obviamente termine buscando fanarts de ships y eso jsjs

el caso, encontré una ship que me llamo bastante la atención, tanto asi, que termine haciendo una especie de comic -cortito- talvez lo suba aquí

.... apuesto que nadie ve esto, ni se por que escribo esto xD

just wait for it uwu

so, so- bivil. i've mentioned them before, and i finally decided to explain- bivil is bill cipher x evil cuphead (the eternity-verse versions of them ofc), which was a crackship i made a little over a year ago that i've just- fallen in love with yep, you heard me right, my dumb little brain thought these two should kiss, and i just ran with it- for some unknown reason

so yeah, they're a thing. ask me about them, i dare you :3 plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls anyways, random info about them! Evil is currently 50, born in 1917, is bisexual, aromantic and somewhere on the ace-spectrum. ofc he knows nothing about what these mean. not because of timeline issues, he can reality hop and despite how he acts, he's not stupid. he doesn't know, because he can't be fucked to figure it out Bill is of an undetermined age, partly stuck in a weird time loop, and is pan, and likely aro as well. it also can't wrap it's head around what they mean, mostly because it can't understand gender as a concept at all, being an entirely genderless being, from a reality of genderless beings. would be it/it's, but gets called he/him enough that it stopped caring overall they're married, have been for about 7 years, and have two kids who are twins named Solpin and Lushi. how the kids came to be, neither of them actually understand and don't bother trying to figure it out.

whats ur fav ship in any fandom?

bill x evil, ofc

Jenny and The Spider

It has been a long day at work for Jenny. Having to clean up after your butcher shop exploded is not easy.

She was on her way to the store when she saw her. Maxine. That was impossible she died. But there she was walking out of an alley way.

"Jenny," Said what had to be Maxine going towards her. Before Jenny could do anything this giant spider made of dolls popped out and ripped up Maxine.

Jenny was glad that it was dark out so no one else could witness the horror she just had. But she had to admit it was kind of hot to see her stalker ex be ripped to shreds.

The spider turned to her and from what she could tell was staring at her and tilted its head.

"Uh, hi?" Jenny said in disbelief that she actually spoke to the spider.

The spider made noises that she had to guess was a greeting.

"Thanks for beating up my ex by the way. Thought she would be in hell at this point," The spider just gave a nod. "Hey do you want to go somewhere? I was just going to get dinner if you wanted to join me?"

The spider agreed and followed Jenny to the stores where she was to pickup her food order. She took the food and sat down on a bench with the creature across from her.

They aye together and Jenny had to admit it was nice to sit with someone and not have to be forced into conversation. The two sat there for a while till Jenny had to go back home to get some rest.

They walked together till they reach the alley the doll spider popped out of and split ways. Both going home, one to a destroyed building and one to hell. They may not see each other again but neither will forget the night they had together.

@savethedeadboys

This is either Toxic Yaoi or Yuri, there's nothing straight about this Crackship (I personally see it as Yaoi)