Cw Alcohol Mention - Blog Posts

[image descriptions, part two:

Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?

Tyzias: *takes a big sip*

Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.

*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*

Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]

this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

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