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Omg I love all of these! 🩷
As for who would sing them from the non-Deception (or ex-Deception) side of things in IDW—may I nominate Cyclonus, Impactor, Terminus, Drift, Rodimus, Pipes, Swerve, Brainstorm, Rewind, Riptide, The Scavengers, and Thuderclash? :D
Also, I feel like Megatron would know the all the folk songs from the mines/gladiatorial pits as well, but is too reserved to sing. However, a passerby might hear him humming their tunes under his breath…
I’d like to hear y’all takes on this too!
The last post I reblogged about folk songs made me wonder what Cybertronian folk songs would be like and I have some proposals:
We Are Iacon and We Are The Best Because Primus Loves Us
Fuck You Iacon, You Pricks
We Are Vos and We Are the Best Because We Can Fly, Fuck You
Vos Sucks But We Hate Iacon More
Polyhex Sucks, But At Least We Aren't Kaon
Kaon Sucks, But At Least We Aren't Tarn
Tarn Sucks, But At Least We Have Booze and Cybersheep
Iacon Took Our Cybersheep And Now We're All Stuck Working In Mines, What The Fuck
Working In a Mine Sucks, Let's Get Drunk And Sing In Secret
The Lunar Colonies Are Cold And Lonely, But They're Home
The Rust Sea Is Beautiful, But Don't Go In There, It's Scary
I Went In And It Was Scary, Also I Might Be Married To A Sea Monster
My Lover Drives Fast, They Are So Sexy
My Lover Flies Fast, They Are So Sexy
My Lover Swims Fast, They Are So Sexy
My Lover Is From Another Caste So We Can't Be Together, I Hope We Can Reunite In the Allspark, In The Meantime I'm Really Sad
We Kicked Those Quintessons Asses, We Are Awesome
Oh Shit They Came Back
A Very Long Song About How Awesome Each of The Primes Were (But If You Actually Listen You'll Notice They All Did Fucked Up Stuff)
I Made a Deal With Unicron, Sure Hope This Doesn't Backfire
It Backfired