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Picture this:
You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.
Sometimes I sit and wonder how the part of the Phandom that is particularly in the emo trinity trenches ever recovered from the fact that DAN AND PHIL HAVE MET FOB MORE THAN ONCE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LIKE THEY WERE ON A SCREEN TOGETHER AND TALKING AND INTERACTING
But seriously how is this not talked about more. I was recently reminded of this while losing braincells on the internet and started shaking like what the actual fuck.
i swear I got the ticket with the after party I think?? idk if I did help how do I figure it out ahhh it's telling me to buy it but I swear I got the after-party one
okay i'm ranting rn cuz i'm panicking i'm just barely able to watch TIT live thing and I had to ask my parents so now my mom is downstairs watching dan and phil to judge them ig?? and i'm having a stroke god save me
you guys tabinof is available at my local public library wtf i'm literally going to the library now
it's been like 10 hours since wdapteo 5 and I am still riding that high
Random Life Things And Stuff #1
I'm making this a thing now so I have an excuse to post my random moments in life and thoughts that nobody asked for :D
So I was feeling sentimental and decided to go watch A Festive Day in the Life of Dan and Phil and thus discovered new life goal that I will never achieve:
Find a really good best friend that I can be silly goofy with and have possibly romantic tension with, start a joint Youtube channel with them, live with them, and live my life in what is basically marital bliss while the internet watches. Basically I need to find the Dan to my Phil. Or the Phil to my Dan? Idk which one is more similar to me.
Thx 4 reading or skipping thru that to read this line; if you see this post you are AWESUM <3
i imagine janice is going to have a very angry customer in the shop tomorrow
How much did he pay for that bucket like it's being shipped from America come on now
Dan was so pressed about Sister Daniel being shipped with Blonde Phil that Phil had to make a character and said fine make your priest sex posts now
I think Dan and Phil go hard for the holiday content bc they remember the Gay Teen During Christmas Anguish and wanna help and honestly real as fuck I did watch the Devan wedding while crying after Christmas thanks
me realising that dil has the same birthday as me (sep 24) and that he's turning 10 tomorrow after watching dan and phil since that video was made is crazy to me...i feel old.
I got Silver for Orlando, but if anybody is willing I will gladly pay you for Gold 🙏🥲
Can’t wait for @danielhowell to get sick of me as I send him Insta memes lol
“You wouldn’t last an hour in the Asylum where they raised me”
Y’all I found the brand of the mugs they have, but the store doesn’t sell those kind anymore 😭😤
Please
radical conceptussy: dan, phil, martyn, cornelia
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truth bombs
