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Louie: Huey said its my turn with the brain cell.
Dewey: Square up.
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Honkers: And what do I get out of this?
Gosalyn : I will give you a dollar.
Honkers: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Gosalyn : How bout two dollars?
Honkers: You got yourself a deal.
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Gosalyn : I'm very scary.
Drake: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Gosalyn : Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Drake: And small.
Gosalyn :
Gosalyn : ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Lena: I’m here for the cult stuff.
Honkers: How did you find us?
Lena: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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May, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
June: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later*
June: Here you go.
May:
June:
Dewey: Why am I here?
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Boyd: Would never stab anyone.
May: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Dewey: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Webby: Would stab without warning.
Gosalyn : Would stab as a warning.
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Gosalyn : There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dewey way.
Honkers: Isn't that the wrong way?
Gosalyn : Yes, but it's faster.
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Dewey: Are you reading fan fiction?
Honkers, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Dewey: Oh, is it on AO3?
Honkers: This is CNN.
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Lena: What are you in the mood for?
Webby: World domination.
Lena: That's a bit ambitious.
Webby: You are my world.
Lena: Aww...
Webby:
Lena:
Webby:
Lena: OH.
=================================Violet: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
May: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Violet: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
June: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Doofus: Count me in!
Violet: Who the hell are you?! Doofus: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.
Violet: Oh yeah, Boyd! How are they doing?
Doofus: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.
Dewey: What the hell, they didn't tell us!
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Huey, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
June: But Huey, we don't smoke.
Huey: Cut the crap, June. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Huey: *points at Dewey* One! *points at Louie* Two! *points at Webby* Three! *points at Gosalyn * Four! *points at June* Five!
Huey: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Gosalyn : *puts a cigarrette in Huey's hand*
Huey: Thank you. ...Light? The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
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Doofus: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Webby: Get two more chairs.
Dewey: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Violet: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Gosalyn : I would never be near children.
Lena: Get rid of two kids.
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Lena: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Webby: Then you must be exhuasted.
May: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Lena: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Webby: I saw you.
Lena: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of June in a turkey costume.
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Lena: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Gosalyn : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Lena: But pink.
May: And it's hot.
Lena: PINK! =================================
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Lena: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad... =================================
June, throwing their head into Doofus's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Doofus, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Huey: Your smile? It makes my day.
Violet: Your happiness? I live for that.
June: A room? Get one.
Dewey: Hotel? Trivago.
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Doofus: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
May: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Dewey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Lena: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Dewey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Gosalyn : Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Violet: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Gosalyn : Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Louie: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Webby: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
ok random thought while watching ducktales again. But Louie would do great with a lawyer career, like he's just that good in getting out of things.
Especially after the episode of "life and crimes of Scrooge Mcduck" just wanted to get that out there