Dwarfs - Blog Posts

I know it's a Hollywood thing, but seriously, Bilbo and the rest of them dwarves should have been bald after dealing with Smaug

So everyone knows the hobbits grand discriptions of food- but like can you imagine middle earth experiencing food of other cultures?

Not just each races food (though that would be great) but that of our own earths cultures!

Imagine elves using chopsticks (and messing up the first time!) or hobbits eating tacos or or anything really!!!

Just reactions to food they have never experienced before!!!

Family Discussions

I’m finally introducing my BFF to the hobbit - my next posts will be the wierd stuff she says during the movies

You know for posterity

Balin: So this is how the great king Thandruil acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [Balin and Thorin leave]

Thorin: Did you really mean that uncle?

Balin: Of course I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

*note: I was originally going to do this between Thorin and fili but I honestly can’t imagine Thorin being as calm as Iroh

*sister sons or nephew?