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yall i miss jily😭😭😭 not like its gone but like the marauders used to be so happy sunshine gryffindor vibes. but also i feel like we collectively all forget how much james potter HATED slytherin. idk i also think that yes death eaters were humans BUT they also killed so many people like are we forgetting that barty crouch jr literally tortured alice and frank longbottom he is at fault for neville growing up without his parents😭 i genuinely think that people forget that evan, barty etc. actually killed people and killed people who were probably friends with the marauders. ik that everyone deserves a second chance but seriously???? do you actually think that the rosiers were good people and didn't hate and discriminate against muggleborns??? NOT EVERYONE HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY IDK SOME OF THEM ARE JUST EVIL. the way everyone defends evan rosier (love his character but i have beef with the way he gets away with being a death eater later on) but snape, who i absolutely detest, hate and think should have died earlier, who also actually did something that was not evil in his lifetime, is the most hated marauders character like????? and the black sisters???? yes love a complex female character but are we seriously trying to redeem bellatrix? do we not remember WHAT SHE SCARED ON HERMIONE LIKE WHAT. and love the newer marauders fandom but everyones so emo and depressed this is supposed to be FUN. also the characters feel so ooc. everytime i see casanova remus lupin im like 'huh thats supposed to be sirius and james???' love remus but my boy aint rizzing anyone up hes a shy af introvert. and jegulus is so cute but remember that james is #no.1slytherinhater and he was absolutely smitten with lily evans FROM THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. REMEMBER WHEN JILY WAS THE BACKBONE OF THE MARAUDERS? like they ate fr. this became a whole ass paragraph damn i did not know i had so much to say about this. i can lowkey already sniff the comments or thoughts saying 'oh let us have our fun its just a story' im not stopping you this is just my opinion. 'oh none of this is actually proven' please give me a break😭🙏 like most of the source material goes against the fandoms perception of the marauders. 'fuck jkr we'll do what we want' youve basically just made 10 million ocs and give them names of characters like im eating up all the marauders content but genuinely can we go back to the happier times??
James meeting Regulus' friends for the first time as his official boyfriend was definitely a big thing for everyone involved except Regulus. Sirius already knew Barty and Evan from when they would hang out at the Black household so he just decided to terrorise the living shit out of James telling him that they're "super protective" "super scary" and that "their approval means the world to Reggie". Remus just decided to go along and presented Pandora (who he knew from a study group) as the ultimate boss of mean girls. And when James almost shaking walked into the coffee shop they had arranged to meet up what he saw was Barty putting salt in Evans coffee, Evan drinking and spitting said coffee all over Pandora and her just throwing little rocks at him
The Slytherin skittles are Ghibil fans and one time they all watched "How's Moving Castle" together and Regulus fucking CRIED. Dorcas and Evan couldn't stop laughing, Pandora was just hugging him, Barty was absolutely shocked and Regulus was just cursing them all through his tears
The Slytherin Skittles got really worried at some point by how much caffeine Regulus costumes regularly, so one day Dorcas secretly gave him a decaff coffee, and I kid you not Regulus almost died that day. He couldn't keep his eyes open,he didn't really understand what was going on around him,he didn't make any sarcastic remarks (which had th entirety of Hogwarts l even the teachers lowkey worried for him) and Evan swears he saw him falling asleep on top of the mirror while brushing his teeth.
Tough,strong and emotionless Regulus Black, who is TERRIFIED of insects and can not act calmly when he sees one. When the Slytherin Skittles first found ut about Regulu's massive fear, (1st year Barty showed excitedly his two best friends the cool spider he found and while Evan was intrigued,Regulus almost burst into tears) they could not get over it and it is still a huge inside joke they kind of threaten Regulus with "Oh yeah Reggie such a big scary man, oh is that a spider? "WHAT WHERE - OH FUCK YOU DORCAS"
Barty never liked kids. He was always that guy who was on the verge of slaping the baby crying at the airport and was just generally disgusted and kinda terrified by them. Evan on the other hand looved kids and they loved him too. There was something about him that they gravitated towards and he always gave them a performance - speaking with little voices,dancing and jumping around,hugging them, telling them stories. However, when Luna was born both of them absolutely fell in love with the little baby. They were at Pandora's house spending time with Luna CONSTANTLY ("She is MY daughter, you do know that right Evan?" "We're basically the same person Dora, so really she is my daughter too"). Barty let Luna braid his hair while she was drawing random stuff on Evan's hand. Barty got a tattoo inspired by the first drawing Luna made him (he's all sappy like that). And that didn't stop when Luna was a baby. During their individual visits the boys would talk about each other and their relationship problem and 12 year old Luna was genuinely always super helpful, which raised the question were they that emotionally immature or was she that emotionally maure? (Its a mix of both) . They all gossiped together and when Luna went to hogwarts Evan and Barty were kinda going through separation anxiety and sending her a letter like every week. They also had a party when Luna came out as a lesbian to them ("Oh thank fucking GOD, Barty" "Yeah Luna don't worry obviously we would love you no matter what but this just makes it much easier")
The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold
Regulus is one of THOSE people who are always painfully early to everything. Even for a casual hangout, he will have arrived at least 30 minutes earlier than the agreed time just because. Evan is not like that,that man takes his time and isn't even ashamed about it. This man has missed actual important meetings and exams because he was changing his outfit at the last second because he just "wasn't feeling the vibe anymore." Usually, when the Slytherin Skittles hang out, they tell him they're meeting half an hour earlier than they actually are because they know he will be late. Imagine the absolute chaos that ensued when they all decided to take a trip together. Regulus was close to an actual mental breakdown, Evan was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, Barty was looking for Dorca's bags, and Pandora was checking out the perfume store at the airport. They almost missed their flight
Evan talks in his sleep, and what I mean by talks is that he says the absolute stupidest shit. He'll just start listing ingredients for a poison or sing some obscure ass song. Barty snores like a train. And poor Regulus, who is already kinda insomnic, will just stare at the celling silently, planning his best friends' death. What he ends up doing is not telling Evan or Barty any of these so they find out when they sleep with someone else for the first time. "This girl told me I was speaking in my sleep so she kicked me out but thats fucking weird because if I did you guys would have told me. Guys? Reggie?"
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME
Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER
The thing is, I'm a multishipper like i truly can work and appreciate most ship dynamics. Love Jegulus, love Jily, love Bartylus, love Rosekiller, love Pandalily, love Dorlene, love Marilily. BUT WHO YOU GONNA SHIP SIRIUS WITH BESIDES REMUS?? Like I genuinely cannot imagine this man with ANYONE ELSE
RIP Evan Rosier, you would have loved Challengers
Regulus' love language is gift giving, but because he's scared of people actually seeing what a softie he is, he'll be all weird and mean about it. "Barty, you said you needed new headphones so I took you these JUST TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING" "Pandora here's a bracelet that reminded me of you but just like because it was there and I wanted to spend my money on something not anything else"
evan: wait what? You actually like me back?
barty, literally carving 'mine' into evan's chest with a knife: ......
Regulus Black/James Potter
Mature, no warnings
A new chapter to my ongoing work, Jegulus Adventures!
They laid in bed for only a few more minutes before they heard someone talking from outside their four poster paradise. They stayed silent until someone, Barty of course, ripped the curtain open.
“Good morning Regulus, and James– wait James? When did you get here?” Barty asked, dazed.
Before either boy responds they hear Evan yell “James? How did you get in here?” From the other bed, where Evan was sat up, staring curiously.
James laughed at both of their disbelief, “Magic”.
Regulus looked up, biting his lip, as if he was trying to hold in laughter and couldn't believe James said that, all at once.
Barty’s face deadpanned before he burst out laughing, doubled over, leaning on the edge of Regulus’ bed. Regulus grabbed a pillow from behind James, holding like he was deciding who he was going to hit with it.
Regulus stared at the pillow before shoving it in his face and laughing into it. He then threw it at Barty. Who laughed even harder and fell to the floor, clutching his stomach.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50963854/chapters/159227344
I am mixing to of fav fandoms cause I can.
Sirius, James, and Charles who talk about starting a band all the time but never do it.
Regulus, Remus, Lily, and Edwin sit and read or talk about there partners.
Crystal and Marlene would be amazing together. The levels of sass through the roof.
Barty and Evan would be try to talk to the cat king so much thinking he is so cool. Might smoke together honestly.
Pandora, Niko, and Monty would be a trio I would like to see. Just the vibes there.
Peter and Monty are two that have sort of this opposite going parallel (I say like I know what that means) and I think that would be interesting. Also know I am think of astrology loving Peter and that slays.
Ester and Bellatrix would be in a competition. Not sure for what but they would.
I wanted to make a post on that tattoos I think Barty, Evan, and Pandora have so here it is.
Barty only has a handful of tattoos. He has more piercing, like totally decked out ears, eyebrows, lips, bellybutton and all. He has a total of 4 tattoos plus the dark mark. He has one for each of his friends. Monocle for Regulus on his arm left, rose over/near his heart for Evan, and a flower with a string bow around it on his lower right leg for Pandora. The fourth one he got for shits and giggles at one of those get what you get tattoos. The one he was picking from was bug themed and he got a ladybug on his left leg above the ankle.
Evsn went more the tattoo route only having his tongue and nose pierced with stretched ears. I don't know all the tattoos he has but he also have ones for the gang as well. A dager on his forearm opposite his dark mark for Barty, a star on his neck near his ear for Regulus and a butterfly on his side for Pandora. He also got a bug at the same get what you get thing as Barty. He got a beetle that went on his right shoulder. I also see him having a snake wrapped around an arm or something.
Pandora has two tattoos. On her leg she has a ring of flowers and the sky above it. I picture this one being a magic tattoo where the sky changes in the time of day and the flowers can change based on Pandora's mood. Around her wrist she has the initials of the most important people to her. (L.E.) E.R. R.B. B.C. (D.M.) X.L. L.L. I picture this being the order she has and the ones in parentheses may or may not be there depending on when she gets these tattooed and how she feels about Lily and Dorcas after they stop talking.
With Barty and Evan I see them not getting a tattoo for Dorcas cause while they were friends by they time they would have gotten a tattoo for them they have stopped being friends. Also depending on time Barty and Evan would definitely get tattoos for Luna. Barty would put a little moon next to his flower and Evan would put a little butterfly next to Pandora's.
One of my favorite stories I have for the mauraders era is where they are at a Ravenclaw party and it is insane.
Peter and Edgar are just making out in a bathroom the whole time, while Pandora, Evan and Xenophilius went up to smoke in one of the dorm rooms and hear a noise and find the two making out. So Pandora leaves but Xeno and Evan just go to another dorm, get high, and kiss. When Pandora walks down stairs Mary is at the bottom of them so those two of them for no reason, like they don't even know why they kissed, leading to Emmeline getting jealous and going up to Lily and asking her to kiss and Lily and she's like yeah sure so they kiss.
We also have James and Regulus not so secretly flirting with each other. Remus being mad at Sirius for some reason so he flirts with Barty for a bit but it doesn't matter cause Sirius is on the other side of the room doing shots with Marlene and Dorcas.
This is why Ravenclaw parties where all the all the houses are there are rare cause it gets to chaotic.
there are genuinely not enough moonwater based fics omd
i’m opening my inbox for oneshot requests!! i write for most marauders ships and characters and i do x readers (except 90’s hogwarts and severus lol)