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unbothered character dialogue + prompts ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
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♡ “breathing air that you contaminate deeply unsettles me.”
♡ constantly putting their feet on their superior’s desk/table.
♡ “please remind me why you are relevant.”
♡ always commenting at the worst moment possible.
♡ “life was far more peaceful when i thought you were dead.”
♡ when someone is yelling at them, the character pulls out a book and just starts reading.
♡ “i gave my last fuck two decades ago, you’re going to need a time machine to find it.”
♡ sees a dead body and just sighs, turns around and goes to the breakfast diner across the street.
♡ “if he opens his mouth again i’m calling the cops for a noise disturbance.”
♡ has one hobby that they get really prickly about if people interrupt or make fun of it.
♡ “when did you finally decide to be helpful?”
♡ sees another character having a panic attack and asks them to quiet down so they can finish their crossword puzzle.
♡ “maybe if you were as tall as your ego you would have seen it.”
♡ other characters having to remind them to either pretend to care or not speak at all during important meetings/situations.
♡ “i could bring the heavens crashing down, remember that the next time you interrupt my coffee break.”
♡ being the key part of the team’s plan but will continuously sleep in.
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flirty or threatening? dialogue prompts
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“good god, you are a pain.” “then why are you even here?” “maybe i’m a masochist.”
“say that again i dare you.” “what are you going to do about it if i do?”
“your existence unnerves me.” “aw, i’m flattered.”
“hi honey.” “don’t honey me, you just threw a book at me!”
“huh, you know when you’re not scowling at me your eyes look a little more blue than green.”
“what if one day you wandered off a cliff?” “would you join me?”
“sometimes i feel like you want to get hit.” “by you? most certainly.”
“miss me?” “i had wondered where my headache went.”
“you are certainly interesting.” “is that a compliment or are you making fun of me?” “yes.”
“i’m not docile by any means.” “i’ve noticed, i notice everything about you.”
“i need help to bury a body.” “and you thought of me? aw.” “actually, i’m the only one that would miss you if you went to prison.” “you’d miss me?”
“i hate you!” “as long as you feel something towards me.”
“watch it!” “it’s cute how easy i can rile you up.”
“do you truly hate me?” “i wish that was possible.”
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oh my god they were quarantined—
hey guys! i figured, hey, we’re all stuck home, we all wanna read some quarantine fics, why not make some quarantine prompts? here’s a prompt for every day i’ve been locked in my house :))) enjoy !!
1. “Wanna go on a walk with me?”
2. “Six feet apart! At all times! What’s wrong with you!?”
3. “It’s allergies I swear—“
4. “Why don’t you go back to your own house before we get stuck together for a month.”
5. “I know a few ways we could keep busy...”
6. “I’ve cleaned this house twice in my life. Both times today. I’m going crazy.”
7. “Oh my god, that’s why there was no traffic near the train station.”
8. “I’m not coming over if you have it, asshole.”
9. “I’m gonna leave it on your doorstep, and then I can wave at you from my car.”
10. “Well if you can’t cook and I can’t cook and we can’t get takeout... how are we supposed to eat?”
11. “Hey I need to ask you a favor... so you know my massage class? It’s online now and I need a body to massage. Will you help me out?”
12. “Will you teach me how to do that? Now you can’t say no, because you don’t have any plans.”
13. “Are you actually going to help or are you just going to sit around going through my photo albums.”
14. “I didn’t MEAN to wake up at 3pm. It just happened.”
15. “I really miss you. How long has it been since I’ve seen you?”
16. “I can’t even storm off! Because I can’t leave this goddamn house!”
17. “Are you sure everything is gonna go back to normal?”
18. “I don’t know how you’re gonna get home. Delta just cut 80% of their flights.”
19. “Pornhub is giving away free premium right now you perv. Get away from me.”
20. “That’s a dangerous game to play if we’re gonna be stuck with each other for the next four weeks.”
21. “They just cancelled classes for the rest of the year.”
22. “Please call out today... I want you to stay with me. I’m scared you’re... I’m scared you might get it.”
23. “No no no no no, I’m not a nose swab person, I hate those fucking things.”
24. “D’you wanna, maybe, I dunno, facetime and have dinner with me later? A quarantine date?”
25. “Oh no, start getting out the dry food and the powder milk guys, it’s basically the apocalypse.”
26. “The news has been really freaking me out lately.”
27. “If I have to go on another walk, I think I might actually lose it.”
28. “Oh. I didn’t know other people lived in this building. I guess you learn things when you’re stuck in your apartment all day.”
29. “I desperately need a haircut. Will you try to cut it for me? Please?”