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A: "You know what's worse than pineapple pizza?"
* Whispers in B's ear * "Broccoli pizza. "
B: * GASPS * WHICH KIND OF DEMON WOULD THINK OF DOING THAT??!
A: * points to C. *
B: OMG, BRING ME THE HOLY WATER NOW !! He's possessed!!
Bonus point: C tries to escape from B who attempts to exorcise them with salty " holy water " and A either enjoying the chaos or trying to stop it.
Funny dialogue prompts. ( AKA crackhead stuff I've heard from those around me)
There's so much sexual tension between you two that it's enough to power the city for generations. So shut up and confess already. You love, A
Is that a lion driving a truck?! Shut up, dude, you're just high.
You wanna fight asshole?! I have enough titties to beat you !
I'm not cute! I'm hot and sexy. At least that's how I try to be but he still doesn't stop calling me cute!!
What letter comes before A? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...
You know, sometimes I'm so sexy,it scares me .
You're as stupid as Einstein! Einstein was a genius,you fool.
Of course, I love you baby. But not as much as food.
Have you ever been horny for food?
I never said I hated A, I mean he's so cute I wanna bury him in my backyard .
I want a hug! But don't touch me.
Are you a boob person or a butt person? I prefer the bones .
Truth or dare ? I prefer the lies.
One a scale of one - to - ten, how high are you? I don't know man, but this rock just gave me a prophecy.
Is that a... Fish in your pocket ?
You forgot the ice cream again?! See? This is exactly why we divorced!! We're siblings,you drunk ass!
I'm not drunk ! I'm moderately functioning!
Mom,is there any way I can disown [ name] ?. No, honey,you can't disown your own sibling.
If you're gonna die then at least give me your WiFi password.
A : walks in nude.
B : sees A and flustered/ panics , turning around . OMG !! What are doing ?! Why are you walking around like that ?!!
A: oh , this ? I'm wearing my porn suit. ( Replying unfazed )
B: your what - YOU'RE NAKED !!?!!
A: Exactly.
* Based on a traumatic true story...*
Dialogue / otp prompt !
A comes to the kitchen / dinning table and sees B aggressively / angrily stabbing their food with a fork. (Because B is pissed at something / had a bad day ? )
A: ...what are you doing ?
B: Can't you see I'm forking the food ?!
A... laughs .
B : glares and points the fork at A . Stop laughing .. - Or I'll fork you too !
A: snickers and smirks. Oh yeah? I'll like to see you try.
* Based on a true incident of mine * lol . Thought it'd be a good prompt for y'all.