Ghouls Rule - Blog Posts

I swear every time I remember more and more of this movie, the more horrified I become

hey remember in ghouls rule when holt was almost hate crimed and PUBLICLY EXECUTED

fogged up glasses: the Ultimate weakness

New fic!!!

Jackson my boy is the main character!!!!!

the cop in ghouls rule, about to order holt’s execution

All I can think about right now is how❄️Abbey❄️was able to lift a 4,000 pounds (1814.369 kilograms) Police🚓car ONE HANDED! 💪💪💪💅

Not only that, but she was on a ladder🪜, thus less stability.

My girl does not skip on arm day or leg day! Or any day. She is just amazing! ❄️🤧🤧

More MH memes:

Get Jackson🧑‍🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.

If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏

...

Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍‍♂️?"

Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)

Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻‍♂️😤😾

Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥

Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨

Jackson: "it.. uh...😵‍💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑‍🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥

...

Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮‍♂️🏫🚸

Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵‍💫😵😵‍💫 😵

Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐

Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑‍🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑‍🔬" 😮‍💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥

...

Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."

Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶‍🌫️

Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻‍♀️🫦

Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢

Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡

Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)

Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"

(Lilith and Claire laugh)

Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐

Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓

Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼‍♀️❓🤷🏻‍♀️❓

...

Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠

Jackson: "😵‍💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️

Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

...

(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)

Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑‍🎤💙

Ghouls Rule be like:

I feel bad for JJ💛 & HH💙, they had to worst week of their lives.

Based on John Mulaney's "The one thing you can't replace"

Does anyone ever think about how from Jackson's perspective, he told the other monsters that bringing Holt is a terrible idea.

And then he wake up in JAIL!

He was probably thinking, "I hate being right all the time😫!"