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Garrus: Yeah so after you died I messed up my old job, my mom got a terminal illness and I went into a murderous depression spiral where I tried to emulate you but I’m a huge failure so I got all my friends killed and half my face blown off. But enough about me let’s go fight the collectors!!
Shepard: Oh my god are you okay
Garrus: *finger guns*
Shepard: ….Seriously are you oka-
Garrus: *finger guns more aggressively*
Banana Smoothie (vegan)
I accidentally made this and I thought it would be disgusting but it’s delicious
2 bananas
7?? ice cubes
1/2 cup almond milk
1/4 cup soy milk
1 tbsp granulated stevia (or sugar, I just prefer stevia. Add more/less to suit you)
1 tsp vanilla extract (optional. I’ve never made it with vanilla extract so don’t blame me if its trash.)
To make:
Throw it all into a blender while singing Fireflies by Owl City at the top of your lungs.
Blend until it looks like a smoothie then pour it into a cute glass or just drink it straight from the blender. Just make sure the blender is off.
After you drink it to do something you like or just sit on the floor and stare at the wall.
Enjoy <3
Emily: "When I was still alive, nobody ever loved me... Maybe because I'm weird.."
Victor: "I can relate, but I don't think you're weird. You're perfect just the way you are."
