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INTP: why don't we have any food in our fridge?
ENTP: I thought you were doing groceries
INTP: when was the last time I left the house?
ENTP: I don't remember
INTP: What were you doing in the mall for four hours?
ENTP: I FORGOT OKAY
INTP: at least you bought other stuff on the list, right?
ENTP: what list?
INTP: you know what, let's forget it. You paid the bills right? You said you would
*light goes out*
ENTP:.....looks like I didn't.
INTP: it was my fault actually, to trust you with it.
ENTP: you want takeout?
INTP: is that an apology?
Things I have said or done as an INTP:
~ "It's not like I hate talking, you are just so boring. I don't even remember what you said two seconds ago. That's how unremarkable you are. So, it's not a ME problem, it's a YOU problem"
~ "I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch"
~ "Do I really need to wish someone their birthday? Do y'all like getting old?"
~ "Whenever I feel awkward, I imagine brutal ways to kill people"
~ "What do you mean I can't order from the kids menu? I eat like five things in my life"
~ "Sometimes I put on earphones just to avoid people"
~ "The T.V remote was too far away so I stared at the wall for five hours"
~ "I don't have enough energy to correct you right now, call me later"
~ *person says* "Hey, how are you?"
*ME* "Nice to meet you my name is just fine....wait"
~ "I am willing to die proving a point"
~ "I am not gonna study. What's the worst thing that happens? I fail. It's not like I am dying. I won't mind that either"
~ "I gave up on life when I was 11. The best decision I ever made"
~ "I am not sorry for coming late. I feel sorry that I came"
~ "I will touch grass when I am in the coffin"
~ "Well actually, everything you said was opinions, not facts. I don't care about how you feel, if you don't care about what I think"
~ "I pity how dumb you are"
16 personalities as Mean Girls quotes:
ESTJ: Gretchen stop trying to make "fetch" happen, it's not going to happen.
ENFJ: Why does Caeser get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not get smushed under his big feet. What's so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caeser. Okay, Brutus is just as smart as Caeser. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caeser. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody huh? Because that's not what rome is about! We should totally just stab Caeser!
ENFP: Hey Buddy you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold. Shiny. Hard Plastic. Did you have an awesome time. Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up eachother's awesomeness?
INTP: Oh hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
INFP: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake made of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy
ISTP: She doesn't even go here!
ESFP: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
ENTP: I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did it. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you. Suck on that!
ESTP: Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass.
ENTJ: You're like really pretty! (Thank you) So you agree? (What) You think you are really pretty?
ESFJ: Get in loser we're going shopping!
ISFP: I am kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
INTJ: Yeah I like math. (WHY?) Because it's the same in every country. (THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, THIS GIRL IS DEEP)
ISFJ: I am not a regular mom, I am a cool mom!
INFJ: I gotta say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a fantastic year.
ISTJ: (Where's Cady?) She went out. (She's grounded!) Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
The 16 personalities in AMONG US:
ESTJ: the crewmate leader
ENTJ: the imposter leader
ESFJ: the one who stays in Cams
ENFJ: the lawyer
ISTJ: the hardworking crewmate
INTJ: the hidden mastermind
INFJ: the conspiracy theorist
ISFJ: the one who doesn't actually care about the game, just vibes.
ENTP: the one who is always sus
ESTP: the loud one in meetings
INTP: the hidden detective
ISTP: the one who doesn't do tasks
ENFP: the wildcard
ESFP: the imposter's accomplice
INFP: the one no one notices
ISFP: the one who gets killed first
why do characters typed as intj are so hot? ,,seriously
Check out above post if you want more context
Ok so according my results from these tests:
I’m inclined to believe that I’m an ISTJ
I had also initially taken the keys2cognition quiz around the same time I took the first sakinorva test and I basically got the same results as this recent one on here (unfortunately I had deleted the past results and can’t get them back)
Welp I’m back to questioning whether I’m more of a perceiver or judger 😭😔
To be fair though I was/am only like 85 to 90% sure that I’m a perceiver
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
I took the test again today (well it was like a longer version, but still)
I’m not including the Ne Fi number part cause that’s way too long
I’m back to questioning my personality type again so if anyone would like to help me dissect my sakinorva results please do 😔
Grant function type: INTP
Second best choice: ENTP
Myers function type: INTJ
Myers letter type: IST
Ne (extraverted intuition): 29.4
Ni (introverted intuition): 27.6
Se (extraverted sensing): 15
Si (introverted sensing): 32
Te (extraverted thinking): 25
Ti (introverted thinking): 32
Fe (extraverted feeling): 21
Fi (introverted feeling): 24
(I also took this test more than 2 years ago so I might retake it soon)
Okay so in doing some comparing(?) between the perceiver and judger traits, I find my self more of a perceiver than a judger like I don’t relate to all the traits displayed on the perceiver side but I relate to more traits on the perceiver side than I do in the judger side (if that makes sense)
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
I have come to the conclusion on why we find a lot of fictional characters relatable, and most of the time is because we have the same personality as them. Me, for example, I relate to Shoto Todoroki and I’m an INTJ, and who also is an INTJ, Shoto Todoroki, and it just seem to match and I find it quite interesting.