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*INTP at a party*
ENTP: you are pretty damn cute
INTP: thanks?
ENTP: you came here with anyone?
INTP: I heard there's free food so I dropped by
ENTP: Ah....makes sense
*awkward silence*
ENTP, smirks: So what's your type?
INTP: Um... INTP?
ENTP, flustered: you know about MBTI?
INTP: What other types were you asking about? Ennegram?
ENTP: you're so godamn oblivious, marry me!
INTP: why don't we have any food in our fridge?
ENTP: I thought you were doing groceries
INTP: when was the last time I left the house?
ENTP: I don't remember
INTP: What were you doing in the mall for four hours?
ENTP: I FORGOT OKAY
INTP: at least you bought other stuff on the list, right?
ENTP: what list?
INTP: you know what, let's forget it. You paid the bills right? You said you would
*light goes out*
ENTP:.....looks like I didn't.
INTP: it was my fault actually, to trust you with it.
ENTP: you want takeout?
INTP: is that an apology?
INTP: Where did you put my headphones?
ENTJ: On the third drawer of the dresser.
INTP: I had a system! And you ruined it!
ENTJ: That was not a system, you just randomly throw stuff on the floor
INTP: yes, that makes them easier to find
ENTJ: It's messy, so I cleaned it up for you.
INTP: NOW I AM SUPPOSED TO OPEN DRAWERS TO FIND MY STUFF?
ENTJ: touché
INTP: You can't change my life like this, first you made me have three meals a day, and see a doctor when I am sick and do my work before the last minute and now you are making me organised, this is too much.
ENTJ: honey, I am putting up with you. I think you can at least do the bare minimum for me.
INTP: FINE. But don't you dare book me an appointment with the psychologist again, she can't help me, I am more qualified than her.
ENTJ *sips coffee*: too late.
(intp x entj won so here's a little snippet into their domestic life)
(ps: more ship dynamics with other types coming soon)
I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!
You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.
Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)
ENTP: hey, what a surprise, you are calling me for the first time!
INTP: I need your help in killing someone
ENTP: I know you have a vengeance against the P.E teacher but you can't just kill him....
INTP: Not him! I want to kill INFJ.
ENTP: .....what...I thought you liked INFJ
INTP: Exactly, because of him I am getting neurochemical reactions in my brain that I don't like. I get anxious whenever I see him. I feel self-conscious and my heart pounds like crazy. INFJ reminds me of my grandma, mom and my favourite English teacher whenever he talks. He distracts me when he smiles. He needs to be eliminated.
ENTP:......I think you are in love.
INTP: SHUT UP ENTP, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?
Things I have said or done as an INTP:
~ "It's not like I hate talking, you are just so boring. I don't even remember what you said two seconds ago. That's how unremarkable you are. So, it's not a ME problem, it's a YOU problem"
~ "I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch"
~ "Do I really need to wish someone their birthday? Do y'all like getting old?"
~ "Whenever I feel awkward, I imagine brutal ways to kill people"
~ "What do you mean I can't order from the kids menu? I eat like five things in my life"
~ "Sometimes I put on earphones just to avoid people"
~ "The T.V remote was too far away so I stared at the wall for five hours"
~ "I don't have enough energy to correct you right now, call me later"
~ *person says* "Hey, how are you?"
*ME* "Nice to meet you my name is just fine....wait"
~ "I am willing to die proving a point"
~ "I am not gonna study. What's the worst thing that happens? I fail. It's not like I am dying. I won't mind that either"
~ "I gave up on life when I was 11. The best decision I ever made"
~ "I am not sorry for coming late. I feel sorry that I came"
~ "I will touch grass when I am in the coffin"
~ "Well actually, everything you said was opinions, not facts. I don't care about how you feel, if you don't care about what I think"
~ "I pity how dumb you are"
An INTP view of life: Part 3
ENFP: what if we press both the accelerator and the break at the same time?
INTP: the car takes a screenshot, you want to see?
ENFP: yes :)
ESTJ: Get the fuck out of my car, both of you.
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INTJ: do you hate it that people are calling us the "sociopathic twins"?
INTP: Not really, it makes us seem even more unapproachable and intimidating. Look at the bright side, everyone will avoid us and leave us alone!!!
INTJ: that's true. I would actually prefer that. Look ENTP and ENTJ are fighting again, want some popcorn?
INTP: *HIGH FIVES*
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ISFP: How do I tell my crush I like them?
INTP: is your crush someone you think is out of your league?
ISFP: yeah....I think so
INTP: don't worry, tell them you like them and if they turn you down I have booked flight tickets for you to move to another country.
ISFP:....should I not be worried?
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ESTP: hey, I heard you are a chemistry student.
INTP: let me guess you are wondering if I have a meth lab in my basement
ESTP: Of course not, I am not accusing you of that!
INTP: *leans in* My prices are fixed, 50% off for a six months subscription.
ESTP: I like your attitude!
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MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:
ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone
ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes
ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke
ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem
ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time
INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day
ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you
INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you
ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies
ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't
ISTP: just too cool
INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out
ESTP: fights with you for fun
ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain
ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell
INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with
ENFJ: would you jump off a cliff if I did?
INTP: yes
INTJ: yes
ENFJ: don't ever jump off a cliff! Both of you!
INTP: I don't need provocation to jump off a cliff, life's not worth it anyways.
INTJ: If I am not jumping off a cliff, I am pushing you in, because you are annoying the fuck out of me.
ENFJ:....
ENFJ: guys are you okay? We can work out the issues together by being vulnerable with eachother!
INTJ: *to INTP* do you want me to push him?
INTP: Yes, please.
16 personalities on Valentine's day:
ENFJ: outside the house of S.O/Crush and telling them they love them with a bunch of gifts
INFJ: shyly giving their S.O a poem they wrote about them
ISFJ: making home made goodies to give to their S.O and spending time with them
ESFJ: gives "I love you" cookies to random lonely looking strangers
ISFP: confessing to their crush with a backup plan to move to another country if they got rejected
INFP: celebrating the day by reading fan fiction on their favourite characters
ISTP: does not care, unless they do, then making their S.O's day by showing affection
ESTP: is celebrating Valentine's day everyday
ESTJ: finds out it's Valentine's day at late night when their S.O is mad at them
ENTJ: takes S.O on an elegant dinner and tries to be as nice as possible
ISTJ: sends a "happy Valentine's day" message to S.O hoping that's all they got to do
INTJ: "look at them. They're holding hands. I want them dead"
ESFP: a Valentine's day themed party that's open to everyone
ENFP: goes out on a roadtrip with S.O and does all the things they want
ENTP: refuses to take or give gifts to S.O by saying "Valentine's day is a capitalistic holiday that's celebrated so that multinational companies can make a ton of money out of people's love for eachother"
INTP: what do you mean by "Happy Valentine's day" are you saying today is St. Valentine's birthday? I told you I am not interested in theology----
ENTP: you know I am getting bored, wanna rob banks or something?
INFJ: that is your first response to getting bored?
ESTP: it's not like we haven't done it before.
INFP: you have robbed banks before?
ESTJ: I stopped them before they could. Don't know what they will do if I am not there.
INTP: *whispers* have some real fun for ounce
ENTP: INTJ what do you think about robbing a bank?
ISFJ: obviously, he doesn't think it's a good thing!
INTJ: not really, in this money hungry capitalistic world, robbing a bank doesn't feel like a bad idea. Maybe we can start a revolt.
ESTP, ENTP: yeah rebellion!
INTP: I don't know. I am bored too but a rebellion will be too much work and people
INFP: I don't think......you know what fuck yeah!
ISFJ: you kids are really childish
ESTJ: that's why I am their babysitter.
Every MBTI couple: Part 1
ENFP×INTJ: the classic; it's like sunshine and butterflies standing next to Darth Vader. Tbh love the dynamic, the bounce off and the contrast.
INFJ×ENTP: they are like the smart couple who argues a LOT just beacuse they are both good at arguing about random stuff. They would fight a lot but they rarely get mad at eachother cuz they understand eachother at a deeper level and just love to argue regardless.
INTP×ENTJ: if I am talking about myself......I do find ENTJs super attractive. The low and high energy contrast works, both are thinking types, and they are the couple who makes fun of EVERYONE else and respects just eachother.
ISFP×ESFJ: they are probably the most loving couple in the list. You have the shy one and the doting extroverted one. Their relationship is like the one you think of when you hear "healthy relationship"
INFP×INTJ: the most used one ig in fictional stories. Another nice contrast and probably having the most slow burn material. I think they both secretly find eachother adorable...but never say it.
ENTP×INTP: WOULD DEFINITELY CAUSE AN APOCALYPSE
ISTP×ISFP: both are creative and down to earth. Will have one of the most low key yet healthy relationships. Since both are introverts, most dates would be in the house or isolated artistic locations.
ESFP×ESTP: A crazy trainwreck you can't help but watch go down
ESTP×INTP: I can see either becoming one of the best or worst relationships ever. The reason I find it cute is cuz my two main characters of my book are these two types and their relationship and chemistry is super cute.
ESFP×INTJ: they say opposites attract
ESFJ×ISFJ: emotions are oversaturated....
ISTP×ISFJ: .....(every person I pair up with ISTP makes the overall couple lowkey and cool) anyways, ISTP would teach ISFJ to not apologise for everything and focus more on themselves and ISFJ would teach ISTP to feel more emotions and enjoy life a little.
INTP×INTJ: they are the couple that never leaves the house, work on thier hobbies, don't interact with anyone and live their life in peace and comfort of being with someone just like you
ENFJ×ESFP: Tbh they are the couple all of us are jealous of
ISTJ×ESTJ: Both of them are organised and hard working. Would definitely not hate each other but are way too similar to have balance.
I mean.. yeah. Idk why they haven’t shown up yet honestly. I’m an INFP btw🫧
Yes.
Found this??
I found this Quote on the 16 Personalities Website, in the INFP section while reading through it and I liked this quote/rhyme??? a lot. Hope my fellow INFP’s (and of course people of all MBTI types) like this as much as I do 😊
Check out above post if you want more context
Ok so according my results from these tests:
I’m inclined to believe that I’m an ISTJ
I had also initially taken the keys2cognition quiz around the same time I took the first sakinorva test and I basically got the same results as this recent one on here (unfortunately I had deleted the past results and can’t get them back)
Welp I’m back to questioning whether I’m more of a perceiver or judger 😭😔
To be fair though I was/am only like 85 to 90% sure that I’m a perceiver
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger
I took the test again today (well it was like a longer version, but still)
I’m not including the Ne Fi number part cause that’s way too long
I’m back to questioning my personality type again so if anyone would like to help me dissect my sakinorva results please do 😔
Grant function type: INTP
Second best choice: ENTP
Myers function type: INTJ
Myers letter type: IST
Ne (extraverted intuition): 29.4
Ni (introverted intuition): 27.6
Se (extraverted sensing): 15
Si (introverted sensing): 32
Te (extraverted thinking): 25
Ti (introverted thinking): 32
Fe (extraverted feeling): 21
Fi (introverted feeling): 24
(I also took this test more than 2 years ago so I might retake it soon)
I’m back to questioning my personality type again so if anyone would like to help me dissect my sakinorva results please do 😔
Grant function type: INTP
Second best choice: ENTP
Myers function type: INTJ
Myers letter type: IST
Ne (extraverted intuition): 29.4
Ni (introverted intuition): 27.6
Se (extraverted sensing): 15
Si (introverted sensing): 32
Te (extraverted thinking): 25
Ti (introverted thinking): 32
Fe (extraverted feeling): 21
Fi (introverted feeling): 24
(I also took this test more than 2 years ago so I might retake it soon)
Okay so in doing some comparing(?) between the perceiver and judger traits, I find my self more of a perceiver than a judger like I don’t relate to all the traits displayed on the perceiver side but I relate to more traits on the perceiver side than I do in the judger side (if that makes sense)
Alright….
Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D
I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though
I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using
this chart:
I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger