I Had Years Without Reading This Book And All These Tumblr Posts Reminded Me How Crazy It Is - Blog Posts

Y'all, reading the Three Musketeers for the first time is WILD

d'Artagnan Sr really said, here's a jalopy, $300 bucks, and fight anyone who gives you side eye

This whole time I thought bby d'Artagnan was just a dumbass teen - no he was a dumbass teen given *explicit* instructions