I Hate Him - Blog Posts

My friends always tell me that you look like you like me, but they also are confused as I am, cause sometimes you look comfortable enough to be a couple and sometimes I am headache to you

Red Dead Redemption has a choke hold on me, but unfortunately this rat bastard does too. I hate him so much but he's so well written.

Humans are hard to draw so I drew his true form

I HATE HATE HATE HAAAATE HIM OMFG SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPP

I really do think that ONE hit the nail on the head when he made reigen. he's a conman. when things aren't going his way his immediate reaction is to beat the other person up and it somehow always works. he violates every working law immaginable. he is so unreasonably lucky for no reason. his best friends are an autistic middle schooler, an evil spirit and an ex-terrorist. he pays his workers pennies and is worried theyll join a union. he lives in a shitty one bedroom apartment. he gets drunk off of no alcohol. hes constantly surrounded by other autistic middle schoolers. he has no real, functioning adult friends. he has a license but hasn't used it in 10 years, and when he did use it, it was to take a bunch of kids to meet aliens. he's written his own biography. God hates him. his family hates him. he hates himself. and yet there's a psychic kid with a bowl cut who looks up to him with nothing but admiration. he throws salt at evil spirits and people if they annoy him. he would protect his students no matter what, and has almost died multiple times to help them. the only thing that makes him happy are dogs. in fact, he had a dog before, and it was eaten. he's canonically sexy and depressed, but also very, very ugly and sweaty. he's tried to shoot and kill a man not because he was super evil and trying to take over the world, but because he was hurting his kid.  he was told he would go to hell and couldn't care less. he met real aliens and all he could think about was how he was gonna pay his bills. he has god awful posture. he smokes cigarettes but never smokes in front of the kids. he wrote his will by age 29. all the animators wanna fuck him. he gets no bitches canonically. he's ONEs favorite character but he always makes him want to kill himself. he was doxxed. he was cancelled on Twitter. he entered a wack a mole competition and won 4th place. children make fun of him. he describes himself with having motherly love. no one likes him. everyone loves him. the anime designer draws him starting from his ass -> waist -> back because "it's like running your tongue over his body". his theme song sounds like a mario kart course track. he's so utterly pathetic.

plus he's just a genuinely good person and he's one of the best characters ONEs ever created??? genius.

Joffrey HC'S

On more than one occasion when he was younger (toddler age) Played in Cersies closet

C: Joff...

J: [looking like a tiny diva in his mamas dress] yes mama

C:... having fun?

J:[insert whiplash nod}

When Robert would get piss drunk he would try on his crown

R: What are ya doin boy [but hella slured]

J: nothing father

R: [drunk ass shrug]

On more than one occasion read about how all the Targaryens died

MP: What are you doing your grace [but however pycel would say it]

J: reading

MP: about what?

J: Death

Tried to learn different flower types for Margery

J: rohdeodundurin

M: close its rhododendron

J:[slams book] I don't like this

Choses his fits the night before

J: antlers and gold or antlers and black?

J: fuck it lets go red and gold

IMAGINE going to the theater to watch a KIDS movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

Public hanging of moon rabbit cookie soon

I hate you Edgeworth.

You just- AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Its not his fault he's so hard to draw, but damn brother. Please. PLEASE. The character in the middle left was me after struggling with drawing him for 2 hours straight. This damn guy makes me so upset for no reason. JUST BE EASY TO DRAW, IVE BEEN PRACTICING FOR YEARS! PLEASE! I WANNA BE GOOD TOO!

This bitch ^ (He's my favorite character.)

Redneck powah

Be my Party Member-I MEAN- Valentine! Oh c'mon don't fight you two, you're making the book cry! Ew

you see me coming and you all together run for cover

Well…he kinda changed a bit

Theres too much I have to say about this guy but I also can’t formulate words

Why am i randomly posting a drawing of an oc weeks after it’s finished I DUNNO

STOP THIS GENRE OF FRANK PICS😓😓😓😓 it's the banner zip up hoodie to me.... 10/10

I don't believe in heaven or hell but if there's a hell, I'll meet you there.

I hate him so much. He’s paying for my medical bills.

I’m physically ill bc of this season.

(affectionate)

(kind of)

Neil, you’re beautiful BASTARD