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Give me more Shadowgast Baby !

Don’t think about Caleb lecturing a hall of students with a tiny baby strapped to his chest, occasionally pausing to adjust them to a more comfortable position.

Don’t think about all the speculation about which of his revolving door of lovers got knocked up (the prevailing theory is the purple Tiefling who disappeared after only a month; the slightly pointed ears, pale hair and lack of horns do nothing to deter this theory).

Don’t think about Caleb tucking his chin and whispering in Zemnian with a awestruck expression, before returning to the lesson at hand.

Don’t think about soft new parent Caleb.

Yo chief, did I do too much? Yes. Yes I did. That is all.

Hes just my little guy!

if i say something rn I'll be shunned by society and sent to the deepest pits of hell

Harry going to visit Malfoy Manor

Harry: *knocks*

Kreacher: *open the door*

Harry:

Harry:

Harry: how long have you been here?

Kreacher:

Kreacher: since master told kreacher to take a break

just started reading crismon rivers on AO3... i can't read anything else atm 😻

Now it's clear: nobody needs me.

N O B O D Y.

I'm going to use my alcohol based markers for the first time ever. Please send help.

Curriculum: done

Coffee: drank

Computer: on

Tablet: connected

Time to annihilate those requests

in another universe, samurai jack infact did not go to the past but instead ended up in a much better timeline with lead singer kurt cobain ¬‿¬

Okay, today I used the phrase “we don’t want to throw the baby out with the bathwater” in a meeting, and my coworker (who is older than I) started laughing because he’d never heard it before.

Now I’m confused. I thought it was an admittedly old-fashioned but generally understood figure of speech. Am I wrong?

Feel free to reblog so this reaches people with different linguistic backgrounds from my own!

Felt silly here’s this