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"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Maverick with Goose...
Mav: Goose, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Goose: Sure, honey.
OR
Goose: Hey, Mav, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Mav: A what?
Goose: A worm. Would you still love me?
Mav: Yeah, Goose, I'd still love you.
Maverick with Penny...
Mav: Penny?
Penny: Yeah?
Mav: You'd still love me if I was a worm, right?
Penny: *unimpressed/amused* Pete....
Mav: What???
Penny: *rolls eyes fondly* Yes. I'd still love you.
OR
Penny: Pete?
Mav: Mmm?
Penny: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Mav: *totally unphased* Yeah, of course.
Iceman with Slider...
Ice: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Slider: If you- What?? What do you- *stops* Actually. You know what? Sure, man. I'd love you if you were a worm.
OR
Slider: Hey, Ice, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Ice: Like, if you were always a worm, or if you got turned into one?
Slider: *shrugs*
Ice: *rolls eyes fondly* Sure, Ron.
Iceman with Sarah...
Sarah: Tom?
Ice: Yeah?
Sarah: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Ice: Of course.
OR
Ice: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Sarah: *laughing* What?
Ice: Humour me.
Sarah: *kisses him* Of course, love.
Ice and Mav with each other........
Ice: Mitchell, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Mav: *immediately* No, because you're annoying.
OR
Mav: Hey, Ice-
Ice: No.
Mav: What?
Ice: No. Do not ask me if I would still love you if you were a worm.
Mav: I WASN'T GOING TO!!!
Carole and Goose...
Carole: *yells across a room full of people* Hey, Goose, you'd still love me if I was a worm?
Goose: *yells back* Damn straight, Honey!
Carole: *blows him a kiss*
Hangman and Rooster...
Hangman: Hey, Bradshaw, would you love me if I was a a worm?
Rooster: *without looking up* Yeah, sure.
Hangman: Wait, what???
Phoenix: *manifesting out of nowhere* It's because if you were a worm you wouldn't be able to talk, Bagman.
Rooster: *silently high-fives Phoenix*