Curate, connect, and discover
remus: HAS to sit next to james otherwise he will fucking combust; doesn't order any food but steals from everyone. literally every single fucking person; always orders sprite as a drink because he has no clue what all other drinks are all about
james: sits next to remus otherwise he (remus) will disintegrate; orders food but 3 quarters of it gets stolen so he ends up sharing lily's food
lily: ALWAYS has to sit between marlene and mary (marlene on her right mary on her left); shares her food with james (rip james); is only able to drink juices at restaurants otherwise she'll explode
marlene: sits on lily's right so she doesn't have any other neighbours; orders the fanciest shit to ever exist; drinks coca-cola because why not
peter: sits next to james because he doesn't really have any other place to sit; orders pasta because pasta is like instant noodles but way fancier; drinks fizzy drinks EXCEPTING fanta (peter hates fanta so fucking much; idk why)
sirius: always sits at the head of the table; orders what a normal person orders; ✨fizzy drinks✨
cas: sits at the other head of the table; always orders things you can find at the corner shop every day; drinks ✨milkshakes✨
mary: sits on lily's left; orders seafood everytime there is seafood in the menu; fancy beer shit like raspberry-flavored beer
regulus/lily: *exists*
james, appearing all of a sudden: i'm here, what are your two other wishes?
sirius: *exists*
remus: *cries*
remus: why the fuck do i have to be so gay???
james:
peter:
lily:
marlene:
dorcas:
mary:
hogwarts:
the staff:
dumbledore:
scotland:
great britain:
europe:
earth:
solar system:
milky way:
universe:
sirius: *turns around*