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karen: i found something you're not gonna like *shows matt a newspaper*

matt: ... well it sounds like a sheet of paper but i guess you're referring to whats on the sheet of paper

DUDEEE IMAGINE y/n, matt, foggy, and karen are about to go to a halloween party and they are running out of ideas on what costumes they're gonna wear then y/n suddenly smirks and says the most absurd idea ever

y/n: matt...

matt: no. i know what you're gonna say. no!

foggy: what

y/n: 😏😏 you should wear the daredevil suit

matt: absolutely not! people will know!

y/n: matt, absolutely NO ONE will know! it'll be so funny!

matt: y/n no!! it's dangerous!

karen: i like your style y/n 🤣

obviously they didn't go with the idea but it was funny

matt: is jay z really your favorite artist?

foggy: yeah, obviously!

matt: lie

foggy: your detector skills is busted!

matt: is it? or is your favorite artist really taylor swift?

foggy: pfftt... no..

matt: lie

foggy: alright fine! she is

foggy: she makes me feel things

matt: SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS!!

matt & foggy: we've only known karen for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her we will kill everyone in this room and then ourselves.

judge: how do you plead?

frank: *looks at matt*

matt: *mouths* not guilty

frank: hot milky

matt: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Foggy: Look, Matt, I made a little marshmallow you, it even has it’s arms crossed cause you’re grumpy all the time! What do you think?

Matt: *choked up* it’s fine.

this absolutely happened

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Matt whispering to Karen: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Karen: Oh, you’ve been?

Matt in a serious manner: only once. In Monopoly.