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Jason: Hey, I wanna tell a joke.
Tim: ?!?
Dick: Ok?
Jason: What did the kitty cat say to the clown?
Dick: what?
Jason: I'M GOING TO DEVOUR YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS, YOU MURDEROUS SON OF A BITCH.
-Damian has left the chat-
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Bart: Holy Shrap
Kon: yeah
Tim: What?
Bart: so uh I need to borrow apples
Greta: Okay *opens her suit coat and infinite apples pour out*
Cassie: Oh my gods.
Greta: How many do you need?
Bart: 4
Greta: I have them all
Greta: I own all apples
Greta: take as many as you wish
Bart: Incredible
Greta: Isn't it just
Bart: *inhales the apples* fantastic
-Tim has disconnected-
-Kon has disconnected-
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Jay: roy, help
Jay: i broke my fucking caps key
Roy: Whats wrong dude?
Roy: oh
Roy: ha
Roy: youre so calm
Jay: shut the hell up and help me you god damned fruit cup
Roy: hahaha
Roy: its so weird
Roy: youre trying to yell at me
Jay: stop the ass hole antics and help me
Roy: Its like being yelled at by a librarian
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Wally: i mean what are regular towels even made of?
Dick: cotton
Wally: oh shit really, I thought it was wool..
Wally: okay new idea
Dick: Im sure both exist
Wally: make a towel
Dick: alright new idea?
Wally: that you can eat
Dick: what the fuck
Wally: In flavors of bubblegum blue
Wally: and strawberry pink
Wally: boom
Wally: Cotton candy towels
Dick: No???
Wally: yes
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Good morning, Gotham. What lovely clouds we have today.
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
I don't think you understand, Baby shark is stuck in my head. Send. Help.
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Jay son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Y'all can talk shit but my shade is Gucci, so watch yourself
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I don't need a nap, I need a coffin.
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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
I'm never letting @ FlyingGraysonJr name one of my pets again...
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
What's wrong with Dingleshnorf?
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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead
I would say "I need a life" but the reason I'm depressed Is cause I have one
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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion
Everyone stop what you're doing right fucking now and Google Scotland's national animal
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
WHAT
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
If it's called "submissive", than shouldn't Dominant be called "missive"?
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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon
Selfless acts are only recognised if you want them to be recognised, so does that make it selfless? Good deeds are so often overlooked. what makes a wrong or right? What makes mutual morality? Judge only by personal opinion. But what right is there to judge? Where’s the humanity
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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr
@ itsallaboutspeed Thanks for the "Happy Fathers day to my favorite Dilf" card, Walls.
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Wally West @ itsallaboutspeed
@ FlyingGraysonJr Wouldn't have it any other way. 😘
Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial
Hey everyone, Bruce Wayne here asking you to stay home to help stop the spread of Corona Virus. Link:Youtube.watch/BruceWayne/Coronatalk
Jason Todd 100% listens to "Look what you made me do" by Taylor Swift
When it says "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she's dead." He always replaces it with his name.
He sings it jumping from roof to roof while everyone's radio silent and his code name is Taylor.
If anyone asks him why, he says "Cause it's a mood"