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*After an argument amongst the Pillars caused by Giyu*
Kagaya: To settle this dispute, Giyu, why don’t you tell the others one thing you like about them?
Giyu: Uh, okay. Kocho, I like the purple in your hair.
Shinobu: Thanks!
Giyu: Kanroji, I like the green in your hair.
Mitsuri: Aw, thank you! I love your hair as well!
Giyu: Tokito, I like the blue in your hair.
Muichiro: Thanks, I guess.
Giyu: Rengoku, I like the red in your hair.
Kyojuro: A little repetitive, but thank you, nonetheless!
Giyu: Iguro, I like... uh... I like the um... The, uh, colour of, um...
Obanai: No, go ahead. Which colour of my hair do you like? Black or black?
Giyu: ... Uh... I like the yellow of your right eye.
Obanai: Whatever.
Giyu: Uzui, I like the red dots near your eye.
Tengen: Naturally! But your compliments are in desperate need of flair and uniqueness. You just keep going off about colours of things and eyes.
Giyu, completely ignoring Tengen: Shinazugawa, I like... the colour of the scar near your eye?
Sanemi: That doesn’t even make sense AND you said it like a question! How the fuck is that a compliment!?
Giyu: It just is.
Sanemi: No, it fucking isn’t!
Giyu, ignoring Sanemi and remembering that Gyomei is blind so colour and eyes mean nothing to him: And Himejima, I like your generous personality and your compassionate manner. You really hold this team together.
Gyomei: Why, thank you for saying something so personal and kind.
Giyu: No problem, man.
The rest of the Pillars: Bitch, the fuck-
Inosuke: Okay, if you guys had to choose one of the pillars to-
Zenitsu: Uzui.
Tanjiro: But he didn’t even finish asking the question. What if he says something different than what you thought he was going to say?
Zenitsu: ... It’s Inosuke. He only thinks of, like, one thing.
Tanjiro: Who knows? He may surprise you.
Zenitsu, to Inosuke: Is it bad?
Inosuke: Only if you think feeding the pillar to the demons as an unwilling sacrifice is bad!
Zenitsu, looking Tanjiro in the eye matter-of-a-factly: Seeing as I do think that is a bad thing, my answer is Uzui.