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3 years ago

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!


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3 years ago

Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.

Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Jack: What?

Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?

Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?


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3 years ago

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.


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