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Requests are open once more!!!
I'm distraught, actually. I just posted one of my drafts finally after weeks of working on it and as soon as it posted Tumblr logged me out and deleted all of my other drafts :(
I'm so sorry to anyone who requested anything from me and didn't get to see it. If you would like feel free to re-request. New requests are also welcome.
Thank you
We had a few minor changes done with names and new characters and such, but we're updated!
THE ULTIMATE MASTERLIST
Hello! My name is Kandi and I am an aspiring author just looking to share my stories and gain feedback as well as constructive criticism. In order to do so I have created many masterlists for characters I write for to spread my work as much as I possibly can. You can find them all below. I do take requests for the characters listed in these masterlists along with others that may not be listed. Thank you and happy reading!
AMERICAN HORROR STORY MASTERLIST
CRIMINAL MINDS MASTERLIST
GLADIATOR II MASTERLIST
HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST
IT MASTERLIST
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA MASTERLIST
JACKASS MASTERLIST
MARVEL/AVENGERS MASTERLIST
SLASHERS/HORROR CHARACTERS MASTERLIST
SHAMELESS MASTERLIST
STRANGER THINGS MASTERLIST
MISCELLANEOUS MASTERLIST
All of these masterlists will be updated any time a new fic is dropped or in the process of being written.
what types of fics do you prefer writing? (angst, fluff, etc.?)
I love love LOVE writing angst! I feel like I just have much more creative freedom there, but I also love writing others.
REQUESTS
To anyone who has sent me requests for fics, thank you so much! I am doing my best to answer to all of you but I like to be thorough with my writings and I like to make them detailed and worth reading. If you have requested something please be patient, I promise I will get to your request. I'm so very excited for all the things I'm about to send your way! :)
And to those who like Stranger Things, would anyone perhaps be interested in an angsty Eddie Munson x Henderson!OC x Steve Harrington series? I have one ready in the back of my mind that I'm currently in the works of planning out, along with another OC x Eddie fic and others but that's one of the ones I'm most excited about. Please let me know.
Thank you so very much!
THE ULTIMATE MASTERLIST
Hello! My name is Kandi and I am an aspiring author just looking to share my stories and gain feedback as well as constructive criticism. In order to do so I have created many masterlists for characters I write for to spread my work as much as I possibly can. You can find them all below. I do take requests for the characters listed in these masterlists along with others that may not be listed. Thank you and happy reading!
AMERICAN HORROR STORY MASTERLIST
CRIMINAL MINDS MASTERLIST
FRED HECHINGER MASTERLIST
GLADIATOR II MASTERLIST
HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST
IT MASTERLIST
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA MASTERLIST
JACKASS MASTERLIST
MARVEL/AVENGERS MASTERLIST
SLASHERS/HORROR CHARACTERS MASTERLIST
SHAMELESS MASTERLIST
STRANGER THINGS MASTERLIST
MISCELLANEOUS MASTERLIST
All of these masterlists will be updated any time a new fic is dropped or in the process of being written.
JACKASS MASTERLIST
Hello! My name is Kandi and I am an aspiring author. In this masterlist you can find all my works for this series linked under their respective characters. I write for the characters listed but I will make exceptions if requested. Thank you and happy reading!
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
-coming soon!
STEVE-O
-coming soon!
RYAN DUNN
-coming soon!
BAM MARGERA
-coming soon!
CHRIS PONTIUS
-coming soon!
RACHEL WOLFSON
-coming soon!
This masterlist along with my others with be updated any time a new fic is dropped or in the process of being worked on.
fun fact i have a jackass x one direction dr
SANDBOX LOVE WITH OUR BOY KNOX.
a prompt.
CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW
—j. knoxville
chapter 2. (SERIES + social media AU + crackfic)
ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 𓂂 ﾟ𓈒 ݁ .
The sun escaped from the sides of the blinds that protected your window and fell ever so softly into your face as if it was waking you up personally. Your eyes fluttered open and your body started up again as you tried to get up. Your whole body ached as normal, but this time there was a different feeling accompanying it. It was the same feeling you got when you had something… new. A new idea for a book, outfit, art piece, or even so simple as a song. It fell heavy onto your heart and it reminded you of your actions last night. You couldn’t decide if you were stupid or naive. Stupid to actually think that you had a chance at reconnecting with your lost friend, or naive for the same reason.
You picked up your phone and looked through your notifications as usual. Though you were surprised to be met with messages.
rydunn so its on the 14th
rydunn nd i’ll send u the adress later
system notification you have been added to JACKASSES
rydunn srry they made me
worldofbam did u rlly know johnny as a kid
callmesteveo r u hit
callmesteveo hot*
partyboypontius i cackled
englanddave block them n run while you still can @usern6me
callmesteveo i’m hurt. offended, even.
The conversation went on through the notifications as you scrolled. Honestly you’d never think you’d end up acquaintances with such people. They were the type—in your point of view—of people who always seemed cool and funny, but you’d feel too awkward to go to up and hear your embarrassing voice manage to ask them if you could hang out.
You spaced out because of this chain of thoughts and were brought back to earth by a buzz from your phone. It was Ryan. He’d sent you the address. Now this meant that you were really in it. No turning back. You were really emphasizing everything, it wasn’t that big of a deal looking back on it. But at that time and moment the only thing on your mind was the anxiety of Pj being upset at your presence.
Your first instinct was to call your friend. She always was there to listen, if not to give good advice.
ring.
ring.
ri-
“hello?”
“babe i think i fucked up. like hugely this time.”
She listened to every word you had to say and as soon as the silence set into the air, she burst out laughing. “You-you…. Oh my god…. This is great!!” she struggled to get out through giggles. “Shut up..” you retort. “Nono really, this is fantastic! I’ve been tortured all these years by not getting closure to the story. Kind of like a fanfic where it hasn’t been updated since 5 years ago!” she reasons. You let out a gut laugh. “Imagine how i feel.” you roll your eyes, forgetting she couldn’t see it. The call went on for another hour or so, you couldn’t really tell.
After a minute to process, you decided to actually go. Officially. No turning back, no making up a pathetic excuse, no nothing. But with the decision, came the realization that time is moving rather quickly towards the day that you dread so much. Thank god you had you had just started on your new album before moving again. The appointments for recording and lyric-writing helped take your mind off of Pj.
editors note: this shit is so short srry lol
romanticizing being a jackass member.
this is so unfair i love them both
being a stan for both these mfs is so hard 💔
CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW
— johnny k.
chapter I. -+ “down the rabbit hole.”
[ social media AU - crackfic - SERIES ]
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You were on the way to your new LA apartment from the airport in the backseat of a taxi, and you’d turn off your phone after you posted that last picture of the city view you had out the car window. Your dog was warmly asleep next to you, with his head on your lap. That added some type of comfort at least. You softly scratched his head as you closed your eyes and focused on the sound of the city around you.
When you were dropped off to your apartment you couldn’t stay there for long. You didn’t have enough energy to un-pack and the rest of your furniture wouldn’t be here until 5 pm the next day. So you grabbed Paul Anka’s leash and went out to look for a place to eat. When you finally found a place after walking, you turned on your phone as you got your food and all the notifications came flooding in. You fed some fries to your dog sat next to you as you scrolled through the notifications.
One seemed to catch your eye…
“rydunn wait, aren’t you johnny’s friend?”
What? You unlocked your phone to go on instagram to see the person had also privately messaged you.
(n6me)
sorry
i don’t know who johnny is..
rydunn
johnny knoxville?
sorry i’m one of his friends and was just wondering
(n6me)
i still dk who johnny knoxville is tho
rydunn
does pj clapp help?
some people might know him as that
(n6me)
you know him??
how??
rydunn
yeah
we met on jackass
(n6me)
jackass??
rydunn
it’s a show
“so he made it..” you thought. You didn’t notice even the warmth on your heart growing more and more through-out your body. I mean, it wasn’t your fault you felt insanely proud at the moment.
(n6me)
does it do good?
rydunn
?
(n6me)
the show
rydunn
oh
well yeah i mean that’s kinda why we’re celebrating
(n6me)
really?
omg that’s amazing
rydunn
thanks lol
so
should i put u down the guest list? or r u not coming
(n6me)
actually
ill be there
As soon as your thumb hit the blue “send” button this rush of realization hit you like a sack of bricks. You were agreeing to going to this celebration with people you didn’t know, at a place you weren’t sure of, to see the one person you would give up everything for that hasn’t talked to you in 12 years. Wow. 12 has never seemed like such a big number.
You couldn’t help but let the smile of shock spread across your face. You always did that. You kind of hated it, whenever you were proud or shocked you smiled. You didn’t know why but you could never stop that stupid grin from showing.
After paying for your food, you walked with Paul Anka all the way back to your empty and cold apartment. You pulled some of your things out of you suitcase while sitting on a random spot in the wide living room. You remembered you packed your pillow for the airplane trip and pulled that out while it was on your mind. The air suddenly became heavier to breathe and there was a scream you felt deeper in your throat with the reminder of what was to come.
You immediately stuff your face into the pillow and let out the best scream you could while giggling. “WHAT THE FUCK!” you cackled into the pillow. What have you dared to get yourself into?
if i wrote abt how he acts in my fame dr would y’all like it 🤨🤨 be fr w me 🤨
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE MOODBOARD
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CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW.
— johnny k.
BACKSTORY/TEASER CHAPTER
(rewritten)
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You can still recall the day you two met so perfectly. When you were both 6, his mother invited yours over to dinner. When you arrived you were hiding behind your mother, being a shy child and much less open to meeting a new person.
“he doesn’t bite you know (name)?”
Your mother urged as she slightly nudged you away from hiding behind her. You could see the other kid in front of you. He was also glued to his mothers side. He looked up, as for permission to go say hi from his mom.
“Hi, i’m um Pj.”
“I’m (name).”
…
When the adults left the living room to do whatever in the kitchen, that left you alone, sitting on the ground in front of the couch. You took out this tiny little car toy you slipped in your pocket before leaving, when footsteps could be heard coming down from the stairs. It was Pj? That was his name right? He gently sat down next to you.
“you know, i have the green version of that car.”
“really?”
“yeah, wanna come see?”
He took your hand and led you up the stairs to his room, where he ran over to the little toy chest he had, and pulled out the green car. He also showed you some of his other toys, and you realized you weren’t all that nervous anymore.
When the night came to an end, you grabbed your sweater and were about to head out the door with your mom, when..
“(name)!”
You turned to see pj running down the stairs with something in his hand. “Here!” he held out his hand with a proud smile. It was his green car toy. “You can keep it!” In return, you pulled out the car toy you originally had and gave it to Pj. “Then you can have this one, okay?” you said, returning the smile. “Okay!”
And with that you left to go home.
…
You guys had been friends for 11 years. The news your mom had delivered to you was soul and heart crushing. You had to go. There was a better chance for you guys in London where they were shooting this movie, and they wanted you. They wouldn’t take no for an answer, it was inevitable. You had to move.
This was one of the only times ever that you had arrived at pj’s house with the feeling of your stomach sinking and your heart in your throat. And it got even worse when you saw his face. When you had to tell him that you were moving to another country. When you had to hug him for the last time. When you had to leave.
You got to the airport too soon. When all of you got out the car, you turned to look at Pj. “Hey, I’ll always have a part of you with me, okay?” you say, through a sniffle. Pulling your hand out of your pocket, you show a tiny, old, green toy car.
“You still have that?” he asked through quiet chuckles.
“Yeah”
“Well.. me too.” he bashfully admitted. He also pulled out a red toy car.
As a parting gift, before your final goodbye, he gave you a small bag. You felt something moving in the bag, and out popped the cutest dog there was. “Yeah, so maybe you could have a great last memory of us.” You pass the dog to your mother as you gave him a hug, wishing it would stay like that forever. You two hung onto each-other for dear life. But your flight was leaving soon. You never stopped hugging the dog on the way to your new home, or when you slept there for the first night, or whenever you missed your best friend.
…
It’d been about 9 months since you moved, and you couldn’t be more excited to go back and see everyone again. You brought along the dog that pj had gifted to you, which you had named Paul Anka. Funny. When you landed and finally gotten to Pj’s house, you gave his parents the greatest hugs you could give.
“You’ve already grown so big.!”
“It’s only been 9 months!” you chuckle. “So, Where’s Pj?” you say, the smile on your face growing slightly more excited. His mothers face grew fake as she walked towards the kitchen to prepare for what she was about to cook. “Um.. Well.. He wrote to you, didn’t he?” she asked with a slightly forced smile while grabbing a kitchen towel to wipe her hands. “No? What’s wrong?” Your question came laced with nervous smiles and chuckles. His mother came to a stop.
“(name), baby, uh. Pj already left to LA. Now i don’t know why he didn’t want me to tell you but i could’ve sworn he wrote about it in his letters..”
Her words got drowned out as you tried to figure out why he didn’t want you to find out. Did you say something? No, you two haven’t talked…
What happened?
Why would he just leave you?
He didn’t. even. write.
…
12 years. 12 years.. 12 years since all this shit happened. And you still couldn’t quite let go. You were finally returning home and with the thoughts and memories of a faded friend storming your head, you held onto Paul Anka slightly tighter. You fiddled with the little green toy car in your pocket, still having it after all these years. The slight thought of even trying to get back in touch with Pj crossed your mind, but it definitely wasn’t going to work any way that you could attempt.
You still called with his parents, them being a huge part of your life and all. Sometimes, rarely ever, you could hear Pj’s voice in the background. Even if he was technically older than you by a month, you couldn’t help but be emotionally proud of how his voice had grown. The number of times you tried to think how he looked now..
Now back home you try to make light of it as you look out the car window on the ride from the airport. It’s a good shot, might as well.
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(n6me) back in LA…. what to do.??
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rydunn wait… aren’t you johnny’s friend??
rewriting the cigarettes out the window knoxville fic, cus i don’t rlly like it
OMG????!!!! THANK YOU 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Any of the jackass guys x male reader?
We don't really have much rep. If you can do that then thank you!!!
Hi, I’m so sorry to disappoint but I don’t take requests or write much really! And I also don’t write male reader (at least at the moment since I hardly write in general) just due to my own personal lack of confidence in it.
However, I know @/knoxvilleforever has made some and @/cael9m made a museum date fic w bam I thought was super sweet. @/mallofbam has written for dico x male reader. I wish I could give more suggestions but I don’t read much male reader based content, but I 100% agree it lacks rep. I wish that every fandom member had a sufficient amount of content with readers representing them, because it’s such an important comfort to many. But I hope you’re able to find more fics perfect for you!
could you do a rainy night drive with Ryan Dunn moodboard ?
ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 𓂂 ﾟ𓈒 ݁ .
GUYS PLEASE I NEED IDEAS ☹️
send in jackass requests im bored and have no ideas for what to write
send in jackass requests im bored and have no ideas for what to write
made three diff versions cus i was bored 👍🏼
CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW. — 𝐣. 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞
social media au - crack fic - fluff - SERIES
#vol. I = you should’ve just stayed in bed
editors note: I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE SOCIAL MEDIA PART SO THATS WHY ITS DIFFERENT IM SORRY 😭💀
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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐒 onto the side table next to the door as you drag yourself to the couch and plop down, getting comfy. As you snuggle against the comforting couch, you pull out your phone to look through instagram and check on what your friends have been doing.
With your name, you could go anywhere right now. With anyone you wanted. You could get into any club. Hell, you could even buy the club. But you found the comfort of your own apartment in L.A. more comforting than that knowledge.
bzzz. bzzz. bzzz. oh crap. who’s calling now?
you pick up the phone as you begrudgingly get up from you comfy spot to go to the kitchen.
“dude! where are youuu?!!”
it was your cousin, flint, you could practically hear the alcohol in his voice.
“huh?”
“where. are. youuuuuuuu??”
“home, why? i just got here.” you say as you lean against the counter, continuing to scroll through social media.
“no no no, you’re supposed to be here!! remember your lil’ party????!!!”
you immediately go to his instagram profile and see he’s already posted some drunk selfies at the bar.
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notflint_ pathetic but aesthetic 🥴🫶🏼
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That’s right. One of your movies did surprisingly well in the box office and your cousin thought that it called for a celebration. He told you earlier this week that he already had the bar rented out but some assholes rented it too, meaning you have to share it with some strangers. But it’s whatever, in his words.
“rightt. sorry. uhm..”
“no you can’t skip on this.”
“okay fine. i’ll be there in like 30-ish minutes?”
“as long as you’re heerreee!!”
And with that you hung up and re-considered your life decisions as it took you 15 minutes to get up. You grabbed your keys again with a sigh and closed your door.
When you got to the bar you really contemplated leaving as you couldn’t take your hands off the wheel and eyes off the neon signs decorating the windows of the bar. You could always say there was an emergency.. You reached for your phone to message your cousin,
“Hey!”
“OH MY GOD”
Your cousin threw his head back in laughter as you had to restrain yourself from hitting him.
“You scared the shit out of me! What are you doing?”
“Waiting for you!! Cmon, there’s people waiting for you!”
He opened the door to your car and dragged you out. the whole walk across the parking lot was just you trying to get him to release you but you knew your inevitable doom of having to say hi to multiple people and actually socialize.
“Everyone! hereeeessss (name)!”
You wave an awkward hi to the crowd in front of you with a sheepish smile. Almost instantly, everyone cheered. And then again almost instantly everyone went back to what they were doing. Except for a few people who came up to congratulate you.
Your cousin let you go from under his arm to go do his own thing. You didn’t know where to go from there so you just went to the nearest seat and
Someone tapped your shoulder. “Hey!” Oh no..
You turn around just to find out it was your other cousin, Angela. “Oh hey Angela. Nice to see you again.” you greet her with a smile. “Hey (name)!” she responds with the same smile. “So i see Flint has already traded you in for some drinks?” she asks with a smirk. You didn’t even have to respond to get her an answer. A quick shake of the head and a chuckle did it. She was called over by some other friends that were invited and that left you alone once again.
You go back to your phone, opening up instagram and refreshing your page. And on great timing, you saw Angela’s new post.
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ayo.its.angela unforgettable nights <3
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You look up to see Flint coming up to you. “(nameeeee) come meet my new friends!!” he managed to slur out as he tugged on your arm. You looked around to try and find Angela for help, but Flint was already pulling you out of your chair.
Flint dragged you all the way across the bar and around some corners all against your will until you finally managed to wriggle yourself out of his grip.
“Dude i don’t even know these people!”
“Oh no, Actually, you kinda do.!” he said between giggles.
“What?”
“Remember those dicks who rented out the other half of the bar??”
“yeah..?”
“Turns out they’re not such dicks after all!”
This time he motioned for you to follow him and you willingly followed. He brought you to one of the farther corners, where the pool table was. His presence caught the attention of one of the guys there. He turned around with a smile that meant nothing other than trouble on his face.
“Hey dude! Thought we lost you!” he had a surprisingly rasp voice.
Flint turned to you, “(name), let me introduce you to my good friend,”
He put a hand on the guys shoulder, “Steve-O!”