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Sausage said boat boys fanfic, we said drop it, he said do ya one better. We now have confusion chaos and Jeremy jr.

Whose kid, who knows! Is it canon lore, who knows! How does Etho feel about being a father again with his ex soulmate thanks to said soulmate’s former co-parent/one night stand, who knows!

I, for one, am deeply excited to see where this goes.

she was a fish, he was shrek, how can I make it aaaanyy mooore ooobbvious? (Please tell me you get the reference please this barely makes sense in context)

I’m trying out a new brush and I am already sold.

!!!guys some one gave Joel an Etho Girl pin, and he either was also given, or made himself, little bracelets that say “eefo” and “boat boys”!!! screaming crying throwing up thank you nameless gift giver you have fed us not just crumbs but the whole gosh dang loaf or bread and it was delicious. I had to draw (I know it’s rushed I had like five minutes ok)

If you don’t believe me here is visual evidence vvv

(Also, again, I spent like five minutes on this I was on time crunch please don’t judge)

hoppin on the silly trend train because I find it so funny to see it done with Minecraft characters because the disconnect is real.

Like. Obviously the biblically accurate canon appearance of the Minecraft cubitos that we all collectively brain rot and obsess over are not going to even vaguely resemble the real people we draw them as, and personally I think that’s beautiful.

man guess the build was wild. I blame them for this mess:

…I may have gone a touch overboard with wedding dress. Tumblr killed the quality, which in turn is killing me cause I spent so long on that thing. Also I just realized that in this edition of guess the builds everyone is just in love with Jimmy. I feel bad for all the “relationship map” people rn, because with Jimmy and Joel’s marriage, now the joelycule and the Jimmycule have fused, and they have to redo all their charts.

also this outta context must be crazy.

When the boat boys turned red, Joel “green stripe” smallishbeans probably dyed his hair with ease, but Etho might’ve needed a little help. I mean, when you die and come back from the dead as evil murderers, you’ve got to get your makeover just right before you go back and kill everyone!

Someone should write a fic about this where they have to stand really close to each other for Joel to dye Ethos hair properly and they’re weird and gay about it. <- whoa who said that.

I was watching Joel’s latest video, and I had a thought about his armor trim

Ok, but do you see the vision?

(I’m perfectly aware that this is a terrible screenshot, shut up)

idk, just a silly doodle

I’ve drawn a Joel. I’m not quite sure how that happened, as I set out to make a portrait of my new DnD character, but I was just drawing along and then I was like, huh, that looks an awful lot like the mezalea (did I spell that right?) king.

so, anyway

I did not look at a reference at any point in the process so sorry not sorry if it’s inaccurate.

Hi guys! Good news, I hucked my broken pencil at a wall in frustration, and it un-broke itself (mostly…), so I spent many hours making a boat boys animatic. Bad new, I don’t know how to sync audio, so I just had to record my iPad and play the song on a separate device. Its really bad quality guys (big sad), but I still think the actual animatic turned out pretty well, even if it’s still in the sketching phase. Anyway, the song is I Was an Island by John-Allison Weiss, go listen to it it’s so hilariously boat boys coded I can’t. Anyway, disclaimer, this is all for sillys and giggles. Also beware the angst.

some super silly Joel doodles!

Also, in smallidarity news:

Why. Why are they like this. /j

edit: blame the terrible quality of the drawings on my broken pencil. I take no responsibility. Unless you think it’s cool, in which case I take full responsibility.

Joel Smallishbeans is my favorite YouTuber, so I thought it a good idea to draw him.

I loved @lunarcrown’s drawing of him ripping his wings in double life, so I included the torn wings in the design.

(Also the pin says “#1 Etho Girlie”, which I head cannon that he wears around just to piss of Bdubs)